If you were proper rich, what stupid things would you buy?

[Pickman]

Hopping onto the "an entire arcade worth of pinball and arcade games" bandwagon.

If I had to buy stupid shit and not be altruistic with it, I'd have a fallen redwood harvested and turn it into a 40+ foot long version of one of those neat blue resin tables and use it in the dining hall of my mansion.

 

[shenden]

I would just buy up some fancy hotel chain. I rarely, very rarely stay in hotels, but when I do I just love it.

 

[Kopite]

Liverpool Football Club, been a dream for years

 

[Fritz]

A nice house and an education fund for my children.

Believe it or not

 

[TheeFanatic]

Hopping onto the "an entire arcade worth of pinball and arcade games" bandwagon.

If I had to buy stupid shit and not be altruistic with it, I'd have a fallen redwood harvested and turn it into a 40+ foot long version of one of those neat blue resin tables and use it in the dining hall of my mansion.

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I would build a building in my backyard full of arcade games like the pinball hall of fame museum. But with air conditioning.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

My own jjimjilbang.

 

[Clowns]

the GOP.

I could make them advocate and pass the most inane legislation imaginable.

Imagine McConnell having to hold press events imploring that the Compulsory Handstand Act must be passed, and all the dumb excuses he'd have to make for it even existing.

 

[Team_Feisar]

Bethesda.

 

[Hasseigaku]

A replica Enterprise would be fun.

 

[Shadow]

I'd give $5 to every Era member. That'd be $258,190.

 

[Deleted member 24021]

The $10,000 toilet

 

[EarlGreyHot]

I would buy a big piece of land, put a fence around it and give it back to nature.

 

[Deleted member 37928]

A full scale flight sim cockpit, and then eventually a real airplane.

 

[hordak]

back in 2015 you could buy this driveable robot armed with airsoft gatling cannons for $1 million. Of course i would need like 8 of them to play with my friends. Oh i would need to buy 7 friends as well.

 

[Deleted member 31873]

Arcades, and somewhere to put them. Pump It Up XX and Maimai DX would be my first two purchases.

 

[CreepingFear]

I'd start my own porn company, only I would use really high end equipment such as Red Camera 8k and 120 fps. The genres would be based on my own interests. I would be like the Lucas or Jobs where I would need to approve almost everything. With the high end sets and cameras, it wouldn't make money but lose money.

 

[Telecinision]

stonks

 

[Finaika]

3080

 

[Geno]

Complete my 2 euro collection, buy bank notes from every country(travelling obvs), build a mansion out of marble and create a huge zoo that treats the animals properly.

 

[Vulcano's Assistant]

Arri Alexa

 

[Imperfected]

I suppose I'd have to set myself up with a mansion/evil laboratory, set up a bunch of overly complicated and ornate "security features", and then have some scientists get cracking on making me an immortal cyborg or at least creating a really cool setpiece location for a Delta team to clear out once things get out of hand.

 

[ChrisP8Three]

On a realistic level, i'd love to have land and run a cat sanctuary

going a bit mad, living on a yacht

Going way stupid money is no object level I'd own land and have a replica of Ocarina's Temple of Time built on it, and either have hidden speakers to subtle play out the monk singing, or maybe just hire one to always be singing? how stupid are we trying to be here?

 

[Hambulance]