I payed 3 US Dollars to a man in Russia to be granted Daddy Status

JaseC64 · May 17, 2020

GoemonTheNinja said:

Yo!! Rolf!

LurkerSinceForever · May 17, 2020

Muad'dib said:
I have a hazy memory of HOMM3 back in the day, graphics wise, original on GoG or HD on Steam?

Well the official HD version has none of the expansions, so original with HD+ mod is better even if I'd doesn't look as good :)

ThereAreFourNaan · May 17, 2020

LurkerSinceForever said:
Well the official HD version has none of the expansions, so original with HD+ mod is better even if I'd doesn't look as good :)

And TBH, while I don't mind how HD (Steam) release looks, the pixel graphics of the original still look great too.

excelsiorlef · May 17, 2020

Dadvidaniya OP

Kientin · May 17, 2020

PeakPointMatrix said:
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁squishy☁ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

Thanks.

Hunt · May 17, 2020

kubev · May 17, 2020

Josh5890 said:
For a minute I though this was an EtcetEra thread

Yeah, same here. I thought he cyber-adopted some Russian guy or something.

Akira86 · May 17, 2020

zaddy pays the bills around here

TeHi & BuSp · May 17, 2020

Quality thread

Benzychenz · May 17, 2020

PeakPointMatrix said:
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁squishy☁ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦

I don't even understand half of this and I don't know if I want to.

unholyFarmer · May 17, 2020

Foltzie said:
Are tags a thing here?

im well aware I have a "The Fallen" tag

If OP also earns a Daddy tag that will have been a great deal for $3.

Chettlar · May 17, 2020

reply congrats daddy and you will receive HD mods for all your favorite games.

Deleted member 10737 · May 17, 2020

EVA UNIT 01 · May 17, 2020

I move that mods change the OPs title to $3 Daddy.
I will so entertain Daddy for hire

Chettlar · May 17, 2020

mods, give OP a "daddy" title dammit. He paid the Russian man $3!

borntoulouselautrec · May 17, 2020

"payed"

resetera.txt

Pulp · May 17, 2020

Sad that you abandoned your status

Neiteio · May 17, 2020

He paid the $3. Next thing he knew, his dadliness was out of control. Socks and sandals, jorts, a camera pack slung around the waist. Just pure, raw, unbridled dadliness.

Combichristoffersen · May 17, 2020

In Soviet Russia, a daddy is YOU!

Mbolibombo · May 17, 2020

Not gonna lie, this had me laughing.

HOMM3 is indeed on of the greatest games ever made. I might just have to become a Daddy myself

poptire · May 17, 2020

HardRojo · May 17, 2020

I've had like 12 beers already while talking with some friends through Google Meets.
What?

Arkaign · May 17, 2020

Mbolibombo said:
Not gonna lie, this had me laughing.

HOMM3 is indeed on of the greatest games ever made. I might just have to become a Daddy myself

Saaaame. I've also had the absolute strangest experiences recently on the dating scene, and I'm like haha this is uncomfortably close to stuff I'm dealing with 😅🤣

That and HOMM3 is gd fire, any turn based fan should absolutely give it a try. Best in the series, and 2 honestly is pretty good as well. 1 is just too basic. 4 is a catastrophe. 5+ are oooookaaay I guess, but lost the magic (lol) and therefore cannot grant or be granted dadliness.

CJCW? · May 17, 2020

OP does NOT deserve a Daddy tag, that is, unless he reups his sub with said Russian guy. Pay up, bud.

Gacha Santa Alter · May 17, 2020

rpm · May 17, 2020

Benzychenz said:
I don't know if I want to.

You don't.

Durden · May 17, 2020

This sounds like the start of some alternate version of "Lost" but it's actually good.

sweetmini · May 17, 2020

Benzychenz said:
I don't even understand half of this and I don't know if I want to.

Yeah... "cummies" sounds dirty.
Still i learned that there are icons in here, there more you know !

Chettlar · May 17, 2020

sweetmini said:
Yeah... "cummies" sounds dirty.
Still i learned that there are icons in here, there more you know !

it sounds dirty because it is exactly what you think it is

lucebuce · May 17, 2020

HardRojo said:
I've had like 12 beers already while talking with some friends through Google Meets.
What?

Your poor children.

Combichristoffersen · May 17, 2020

Gacha Santa Alter said:

That was the guy from the cheats section in OPM, wasn't it? What was his name in the English version of the mag?

Ausroachman · May 17, 2020

This watch dogs legion ARG is amazing

FreezePeach · May 17, 2020

Alright i laughed.

Gacha Santa Alter · May 17, 2020

Combichristoffersen said:
That was the guy from the cheats section in OPM, wasn't it? What was his name in the English version of the mag?

Yeah, from the UK mag. The Cheats Daddy, I believe he was called. The translation we got here just called him Daddy, though.

Zellia · May 17, 2020

If anyone was to go for daddy status themselves after seeing this thread, would that make OP a granddaddy?

Stef · May 17, 2020

ThereAreFourNaan said:
No just the ability to host lobbies.

And every time you win a game the "Who's your daddy?" screen pops up.

Choco Momonga · May 17, 2020

I'm kinda in love with this thread lol

Deleted member 50658 · May 17, 2020

Best thread in a while.

Vexii · May 17, 2020

Thanks for the tip OP!

My girlfriend is going to love this

The Masked Mufti · May 17, 2020

ThereAreFourNaan said:
greatest game of all time

What does this post have to do with Bloodborne?

HardRojo · May 17, 2020

lucebuce said:
Your poor children.

Huh? I shared.

Combichristoffersen · May 17, 2020

Gacha Santa Alter said:
Yeah, from the UK mag. The Cheats Daddy, I believe he was called. The translation we got here just called him Daddy, though.

I think the Norwegian version actually gave the character a name, but I can't remember what his name was, haha.

Shogmaster · May 17, 2020

I know if I concentrate hard enough, I would be able to decipher what was said in the OP... So here I go... HRRMMMMMMMPPPPP!

Oh noes... I shat myself and I still don't get what the fuck OP is talking about...

lucebuce · May 17, 2020

HardRojo said:
Huh? I shared.

caff!!! · May 17, 2020

Finally, I can become a dad at low prices

ThereAreFourNaan · May 17, 2020

Shogmaster said:
I know if I concentrate hard enough, I would be able to decipher what was said in the OP... So here I go... HRRMMMMMMMPPPPP!

Oh noes... I shat myself and I still don't get what the fuck OP is talking about...

You are already dad

Samanyolu · May 17, 2020

Wait what lmao. This should be the default name for hosts all over gaming. "Daddy".
"Daddy, start the game"
"Daddy is afk"

samwyse · May 17, 2020

soul · May 17, 2020

dude · May 17, 2020

Ok, so this thread is hilarious and it's also about HOMM3, one of the best games I've ever played.
Sometimes Era is very good, this is one of those times.

Thank you Daddy <3

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