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I had sex.

Well?

  • Yes.

    Votes: 176 37.8%

  • No.

    Votes: 63 13.5%

  • I don't wanna.

    Votes: 61 13.1%

  • Vex rhymes with sex.

    Votes: 166 35.6%
  • Total voters
    466
Vex

Vex

Member
Oct 25, 2017
22,213
....again. How was it? Great. Not trying to brag. But I may have broke a few records for orgasms during sex. Have you ever had sex, era? Do you want to have sex?

Bonus: have you ever had sex with multiple people at once? I have. It was exhausting and.... Not as good as porn makes it seem. Everyone wants something and it is hard. It is like one of those food/restaurant games where you have to deliver the right dish to the right person in time or you fail.

"Touch here", "kiss here", "excrete here", " ooh ooh so good, I love the smell if it!"

Anyways. Did you have sex?
 
ZeoVGM

ZeoVGM

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
76,219
Providence, RI
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PJV3

PJV3

Member
Oct 25, 2017
25,676
London
I don't get why people turn group sex into some kind of test, can't you just relax and have a bit of fun.
 
AlmostMilk

AlmostMilk

Member
Oct 27, 2017
737
The last major event that sparked a generation created Boomers. This time, we will have Corona Babies.
 
deepFlaw

deepFlaw

Knights of Favonius World Tour '21
Member
Oct 25, 2017
23,505
You're really trying to top that thread from earlier and it's not working.
 
sabrina

sabrina

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
5,174
newport beach, CA
I had cereal
....again. How was it? Great. Not trying to brag. But I may have broke a few records for orgasms during cereal. Have you ever had cereal, era? Do you want to have cereal?

Bonus: have you ever had cereal with multiple people at once? I have. It was exhausting and.... Not as good as commercials makes it seem. Everyone wants something and it is hard. It is like one of those food/restaurant games where you have to deliver the right dish to the right person in time or you fail.

"Munch here", "slurp here", "excrete here", " ooh ooh so good, I love the smell if it!"

Anyways. Did you have cereal?
 
Baladium

Baladium

Banned
Apr 18, 2018
5,410
Sleep Deprivation Zone
sabrina said:
I had cereal
....again. How was it? Great. Not trying to brag. But I may have broke a few records for orgasms during cereal. Have you ever had cereal, era? Do you want to have cereal?

Bonus: have you ever had cereal with multiple people at once? I have. It was exhausting and.... Not as good as commercials makes it seem. Everyone wants something and it is hard. It is like one of those food/restaurant games where you have to deliver the right dish to the right person in time or you fail.

"Munch here", "slurp here", "excrete here", " ooh ooh so good, I love the smell if it!"

Anyways. Did you have cereal?
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Spenny

Spenny

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,547
San Diego-ish
Why yes I have. In fact I was banned for a week around two weeks ago because I made a graphic post-sex drunk thread. Also multiple partner sex isn't that hard.
 

Deleted member 31133

User requested account closure
Banned
Nov 5, 2017
4,155
It's cool OP. I remember the first time I had sex. Bragging about for days, just like you are now. Ah, sweet memories.
 
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