Jim Ryan will roll up his sleeve and have a tattooed $499 price, then he'll roll up his other sleeve and have a tattooed $449. Then he'll rip open the front of his shirt and have a giant chest tattoo that says PREORDER NOW
Interruption half-time in the event, Flute man appears and starts playing Bugsnax theme while on background screen Jim Ryan's raytraced face announces that prices are delayed cause Waffers. Vincent Price thriller's laugh. Event resume with Genji 2 remaster anouncement.