If you've only got one night in NYC, and you're looking for a bar where you can meet a famous sexual predator and call women c*nts to their face without being kicked out, Downtime Bar is the place for you, my friend.
In 2019, it's really hard to find safe spaces for white men...who rape people, so Downtime Bar is providing an invaluable service. Worried women may ruin your fun? The bouncers will have your back and get those shrews out in the street.
Downtime reserves the right to serve everyone because everyone deserves to have a good time, no matter how many lives they've shattered.
Come to Downtime Bar and party like it's 1999, and Miramax is producing hit films and women are getting assaulted with no justice!