With me being a Mexican who loves to eat extremely spicy food... would I be spicy for him?
Does he like spicy food?
Does he like spicy food?
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Hannibal Lecter decides he wants to eat you, how do you defeat him?
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He probably messed with your mind already and you see a relative or friend thinking it's him. Now that I think about it Hannibal probably sent the phone warning or tipped you off in the first place.
Let's be real, if he sets his sights on you, there's not much you can do about it. Be polite and hope he picks someone else, I suppose.
I think he savours the hunt (probably sent the tip) and Hannibal would lose in a way, if you don't give him a chase. Boring prey.
I'd probably give myself some disease that I could survive, but would make me completely unappetizing to him.
I heard that stress before slaughter greatly deteriorates the taste of meat so I'll just freak out as much as possible all the time so at least I taste like shit.
Take that, fucker.
Take that, fucker.
It's a pandemic, I live in England. He gets tested pre plane, picked up Covid from someone he ate, and when they test and trace him they find out he's a cannibal. He's arrested, I win.
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A) Go to ground ASAP, no paper trails, randomize the trip and location as much as possible.
B) Get myself enlisted/go to jail ASAP
C) Get meta. This dudes basically Batman? I'm harnessing the cosmic nature of comedy to keep me alive. I'm rigging my place home-alone style, doing it all naked & slathered up in oil, and I'm recreating the entire scenario so he has act like John McClane from Die Hard the entire time he tries to get me.
The sheer weight of absurdity cancels out his edginess and therefore I stand a good chance against him
B) Get myself enlisted/go to jail ASAP
C) Get meta. This dudes basically Batman? I'm harnessing the cosmic nature of comedy to keep me alive. I'm rigging my place home-alone style, doing it all naked & slathered up in oil, and I'm recreating the entire scenario so he has act like John McClane from Die Hard the entire time he tries to get me.
The sheer weight of absurdity cancels out his edginess and therefore I stand a good chance against him
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I mean its the real world so he has years to wait . You have to leave that room at some point. Your really not thinking this through. You have to go to work etc. Unless your rich how long can you stay in that room and how are you affording it? You have to eat so how long is your food supply? How long can you go without human contact sex etc? At what point does your family look for you? Speaking of the room when you're in there who's to say he doesn't kill all your loved ones? Why wouldn't he just set the room on fire from the outside? Hannibal's beyond patient. It may be 7 years later and you have to go to jury duty or something and he just walk behind you and stabs you. The thing is he may have never come at all and you go mad trying to defend against him. In the real world he's still beyond fucking scary.
Hannibal will only eat you if he thinks you're a pig that doesn't deserve to live (unless your death somehow fucks with Will Graham or Jack Crawford). I'm very polite and kind, so he wouldn't want to eat me. He also won't benefit from gaslighting me, so I'm safe.
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But then again, he kinda has a really high opinion of himself. Not knowing what an aria is might be enough to put me on his table
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But then again, he kinda has a really high opinion of himself. Not knowing what an aria is might be enough to put me on his table
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I kill him and eat him first. I'd deep fry him in crushed up Cheetos and wash him down with keystone light too.
lolMe: You should try seasoning me with updog.
Hannibal: What's updog?
Me: Nothing much. What's up with you?
I feel like that would just make him want to kill you more
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Hello Mithridates. As a genius level individual with an exceptional education, he would know all about poison usage and the most famous proponents of such methods throughout the history of mankind. He'd be on to you and take appropriate measures to ensure your meat was edible to him.
Sounds like beating Hannibal is like trying to beat my 4 year old son while playing superheroes.
"Ah, clever, but I know everything about all types of poison ever invented and have the antidotes all ready to go in my pocket."
"Ah, clever, but I have a dinosaur who eats force-field dogs."
"Ah, clever, but I know everything about all types of poison ever invented and have the antidotes all ready to go in my pocket."
"Ah, clever, but I have a dinosaur who eats force-field dogs."
He just might let you. But also, precedent suggests that wouldn't reduce his interest in killing you at all.
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He'd have already removed the clips from your guns and stripped you of any ammunition without you realising it. Commence rather suprised looking prey before the inevitable feasting.