When they go low, we go viral.
Report: Take That, Drumpf Lovers! A Research Team At MIT Has Conclusively Proved That Trump = Voldemort
Resistance Win! This Artist Was Going To Draw Trump And Putin Kissing, But Was Worried That Seemed Homophobic, So He Had Them Kiss While Thinking About Pamela Anderson
Thank you Based Comey for delivering this to us.
Hey, Drumpf (a.k.a. President Donald Trump), don't get too cozy in the White House, because there is a new website that wants to kill you. It's called ResistanceHole, and it's your new worst nightmare.
For too long, Mr. President, you've been destroying our country from the inside out with your LIES and your TREASONS and—most shameful of all—your RUDE TWEETS. ResistanceHole is here to take a courageous stand against you by pumping out enough shareable content to topple you and the craven liars and incompetent mouth-breathers you surround yourself with.
Mr. Drumpf (President Trump), you should be very afraid, because ResistanceHole is going to fight alongside our beloved hero and legal father, the Honorable Detective Robert Mueller, to kick your orange ass out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue so fast you'll be making pee tapes with the KGB in hell by lunchtime. We will unite all the brave #Resistors in this country to expose your web of lies and trap you in a prison of truth. It's a little prison called "jail," Mr. President, and there's a very comfortable Sleep Number bed in there that has your name on it. When ResistanceHole is done with you, sir, the only "travel ban" will be the one keeping your gargantuan Oompa Loompa ass from getting into heaven.
Report: Take That, Drumpf Lovers! A Research Team At MIT Has Conclusively Proved That Trump = Voldemort
Resistance Win! This Artist Was Going To Draw Trump And Putin Kissing, But Was Worried That Seemed Homophobic, So He Had Them Kiss While Thinking About Pamela Anderson
Thank you Based Comey for delivering this to us.