Feline owners: How often do you wake up and think "is that cat butt?"

[Theodran]

I've never woken up with a cat butt close to me, but my cat sometimes sleeps on top of my chest with its face eerily close to my face... and it has foul breath.

 

[infinitebento]

cat butt plug

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an earring for the cat's booty

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[Deleted member 73264]

Uh, I don't think they usually do this...? Mine likes to cuddle up with my beard when I'm lying down, but when I'm sleeping she'll usually just lie on top of my pillow and groom my hair. (Which, to be fair, is also pretty gross).

 

[Lord Fanny]

edited the OP so it's less confusing.

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Yeah well, you failed

 

[Epitomage]

Yeah well, you failed

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Sorry. I tried to articulate this as best I could. I'm not savvy with these things.

The irony of the lord fanny telling me this is not lost though!

 

[PJV3]

They need to do a pine scented butt jewel or something for this situation

 

[Deleted member 7082]

 

[dubc]

Yeah well, you failed

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I lol'd

 

[LilZippa]

lol, they could have got a more enthusiastic cat for the box.

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I think the "what the fuck is back there" look works

 

[Walter White Walker]

I might just get a camera and see what goes on while we sleep. Maybe this is all in my olfactory.

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In a week, new thread:

(turns out it's footsteps in cat litter)

 

[tacocat]

you should not

cut your dog's tail
cut your dog's ears
cut the vocal cords of your dog
surgically remove your cat's nails
place a fucking cover in the butt of a cat

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All pet owners should abide by these rules.

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lol yep

 

[Deleted member 12028]

edited the OP so it's less confusing.

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It didn't work.

 

[Epitomage]

I know it never works. I'm sorry. Please close this.

 

[Squarehard]

 

[Amalthea]

My cat alternates between shoving her butt in my face or pretends to sneeze on me.
Right now she's in a sneezing phase.

 

[Deleted member 21709]

Roommate in college told me that she wanted to cats to wear these. (not my image)

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I've seen enough.

 

[RestEerie]

pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Hecht]

locked per OP's request