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Hello everybody,

I thought i'd send you all the weird stories of my youth growing up.

First story brings me back to grade 6 and one of my friends at the time introduced me to soft-core porn on the internet it was nice and i thought I was going to hell for watching it. But then one day he told me about a movie called Good Luck Chuck and it literally had a three to four minute sex scene montage and I got so turned on by this I watched it for at least two years as my primary masturbating video. At this time in my life I could have full range of watching any type of porn but apparently Dane Cook having sex with girls in weird position was my kink. Eventually it wore off of me and I started watching other types of porn but once in a blue moon I come back to where it started.

Second story happened in a summer back in grade 9, I was spending a whole weekend with two friends and one of their girlfriends. Within this weekend I saw one of the one friend who was single masturbate to porn on a computer (which was not his house) and I didn't realize he was masturbating until I yelled "hey man what are you doing?" and he turned around and came almost at the same time and the seamen went flying in the air. It was almost like a slow-mo where were both staring at each other both knowing this is a situation we will never talk about again. The next morning I went to get water at 7 am-ish to clear my head so I go to the garage which had a refrigerator full of water bottles. I can't see so i turn on the light and my friend and his girlfriend and naked and she's sucking his dick. He says "Hey John (not my name) what's going on?" I replied saying "nothing just gonna get a water bottle." He then points at the fridge and says "Oh ya help yourself and can you do me a favor can you turn off the lights and turn off the lights when you leave?" I said "sure." While this was all happening his girlfriend still had his penis in her mouth. Then later that day.... (I'm not making any of this up, this all happened in a weekend) we were watching inception (great movie) and my one friend says he has to go upstairs to do something his girlfriends says she'll join him. 20 minutes pass and me and my other friend look at each other and turn the volume down and can hear thumping. I knew what they were doing and I told him lets watch the movie. He's tells me "fuck that let's investigate." So he goes upstairs and i'm downstairs and i'm trying to watch the movie and 20 more minutes pass and I said "fuck it." I go upstairs and there's my one friend on the end of the bed watching them have sex. They see I've come up and they all stare at me. My one friend and his girlfriend literally say "John can you tell Jack to leave or we'll just keep going if he doesn't." I said sure and swooshed him downstairs and he complained about not watching the rest.


So yeah that's two stories of my embarrassing life so far!
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Sounds like you've had amateur watching adventures, confessor.
 
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Honestly don't know where to start, but here goes. Long time lurker and finally feel I need to get a confession off my chest since I really don't have anyone else to talk to.

Short version - I'm a shitty person who has successfully isolated themselves in what is likely a toxic marriage.

Longer version - I've been married for approximately 7 years and have a wonderful daughter. However since the beginning my wife never liked my family. That probably should have been a warning sign. It got to the point where I was told it was either my family, or my new "family". Given that I didn't have a spine and couldn't give up my beautiful child I chose the latter. That was the last time I spoke with my parents/brother even as they reached out from time to time which I essentially ignored out of fear of my wife's anger. The years rolled on and my relationship with my wife hasn't really improved. If anything in the past 12 months I've come to realize how different we really are (values, financial goals, etc). I'm not one to yell or put down someone, especially in front of a my grade school age daughter. However it is routine for her to hear from my wife how stupid I am as well as how terrible a parent I am and that my family was shit in my upbringing.

Needless to say I really am trying to improve in sticking up for myself and it's all coming to a head over the recent holidays. I got a text from my brother that my dad had major heart attack (cause is still being investigated) and I sorta snapped inside in that I don't want to have any regrets in life and if I didn't make an attempt to reconcile with my family it would haunt me for the rest of my life (especially if something happened). I'm petrified in that by trying to make amends, it will cause a chain reaction which will likely ultimately result in the end of my marriage and complete devastation for my daughter. I really don't have anyone else to talk to since I successfully have been isolated from any of friends/family. I don't want to be a horrible person anymore and want to be better person. The next step in my life feels like it will be off a steep ledge unfortunately.

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I have been a shitty person, want to be better, will likely result in the destruction of my marriage :(
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Confessor:

Family goes above everything. Your wife is a witch that is only sucking your life away. You need to:

0. Reconcile with your parents/brother
1. Document all the abuses
2. Get a lawyer
3. Divorce her
4. Present evidence for custody of your child

I wish you the best confessor, you need to get out of that abusive marriage.
 
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neoak said:
Confessor:

Sounds like she does not want to end it, so she is giving you "time" until you decide to end it.
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She's got confessor in a holding pattern, she does not want to be with him but also does not want to be single (just yet). He needs to work on self improvement for himself not to win her back because he's going to need to be the best version of himself when she does leave him and needs to find another girlfriend.
 
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Your wife is a witch that is only sucking your life away
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As someone whose wife is an actual witch, I find that offensive.

But confessor's wife is indeed a horrible person, and has him believing he is one too, which doesn't look to be the case. He seems like a kind and loving person who's being taken advantage of by an abuser.

Confessor: I know you're scared of losing your daughter, but do you really want this kid to keep growing up with your relationship with your wife as a model?
 
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neoak said:
Confessor:

Family goes above everything. Your wife is a witch that is only sucking your life away. You need to:

0. Reconcile with your parents/brother
1. Document all the abuses
2. Get a lawyer
3. Divorce her
4. Present evidence for custody of your child

I wish you the best confessor, you need to get out of that abusive marriage.
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Wow, yeah this is some major abuse. Follow those steps and if you get partial custody (be it as primary carer or if you just get weekends or whatever), you should include a non-disparagement order as part of the custody agreement considering the things she says around your kid.

Whatever you do, get out of that situation.

Good Luck Confessor.
 
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Alwayscrazybacon said:
She's got confessor in a holding pattern, she does not want to be with him but also does not want to be single (just yet). He needs to work on self improvement for himself not to win her back because he's going to need to be the best version of himself when she does leave him and needs to find another girlfriend.
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I came back from a similar situation. I'd been neglecting my wife by concentrating way too much on my work (for the good of both of us, but still, relationships take work).

The key was talking and being sure to know what we both wanted out of life.
 

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Probably worthy of a confession, don't mind it public though. I was young and of course judgemental on looks like high schoolers can be.

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Alright this was decades ago, I was but 16. Two mates and I are out on Halloween night and drinking/driving age in Australia is 18, thus we're walking home down a good size road from a big night. We've been drinking "rocket fuel" all night, a splendid mix of whatever you could steal in a 2 litre coke bottle from your parents liquor cabinet and stash in your backpack on the way out, as well as partaken in a few joints through the night a mate had brought along to share. It was the done thing down under at the time.

Now that is set, two ladies of the night are driving their station wagon past us and pull up in front of us to offer a hitchhiking lift. We didn't even have our thumbs out but we took the ride of course. The girls are throwing out nice conversation about ours/their night while transporting us some 15-20 mins away to our drop off. Us mates all lived only a few houses from each other so we asked if they could drop us one by one. They oblige and I think, hey here's a chance for a little something...so I proposition them to drop me off last, thank them in advance and leave a lingering statement of my parents being away and my brother is out on what I thought was the sly. So super horny teenager me thinks I'm directing some live action porno set design for an upcoming shoot, pardon the pun.
One of my mates, who brought the green, has picked up on what I've just put out there and a 5 minute battle of wits ensues about why each of us should be the last one to be dropped off. I happen to be the last house on "the must use route" I've been guiding our unwitting ladies through so I can oust my mate and go for glory with the dream of delivering my all conquering school yard urban legend come true. I'm dreaming of a ménage à trois between my young self and two punk rocker lasses with plaid skirts and one a redhead to boot.

We drop my first mate off, who's barely conscious at this point, not even in the game. See ya tomorrow mate, try again next time I think to myself. My other rival mate literally takes himself out of the game at this point and out loud thanks the girls for dropping him off next and gives me a wry smile out the corner of his eye. I'm sobering up at this point but still paying no real attention to his sidestep while dreaming of my teenage wet dream come true.

Bam, we're pulling away from my second mate's house and I'm home free solo riding. I make suggestions of thank you drinks for our oh so kind drivers and they accept all too easily, young me isn't even registering why this is going so easily. At this point I'm starting second guess while piecing together why my mate passed the last leg of the sex party baton so easily to me. I'm looking the ladies over with the drunken stoned eyes of a horny teenager and realising as the car is slowing in front of my house that these are not the ladies I'm looking for. Beer goggles, stoner haze, stereotypical plaid skirts and raging teenage hormones have blinded me to the fact I wouldn't have chased these ladies during broad daylight, ever. I mean no ill towards them but it is what it is and I was young as fuck.

The car has stopped, SHIT. I look over my left shoulder and yep there is my house. Panic sets in, I've built my own sex story house and now I've gotta write myself out of it to save myself from school yard ridicule for the remainder of high school. My mind flashes back to my mates smile...asshole realised it earlier than I did, knew it, and left me heading down that road solo. Now I'm snapping back to and I'm looking around, the passenger gal has moved into the backseat already, has her hand on my crouch and is leaning in to start kissing. I'm getting a close up and clearer picture of things and it just instantly solidifies why I have to bail immediately. Too late, the driver had exited the vehicle and is standing/holding my door shut. I try the door handle to get out, she simply leans on the door to clamp it shut. She tells me I have to kiss her friend. I turn, lips lock before I even focus my eyes, she drops my zipper in one movement. FUCK. I am fucked and not how I was fantasising mere minutes before.

Last ditch effort I lunge over/past/around my larger than me lady obstacle to unlock and push open the other backseat door and without looking back wave while running to my door and safety inside. The next afternoon my mate drops past and with that same shifty smile ask how I got on last night. So there you have one of my promising sex adventures that went south.
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Girlfriend who wants confessor to "change" is how you end up in relationships like confessor who is isolated from his family.

I'm not even 100% on good terms with my parents but fuck you if you think I'm not gonna go visit once in a while.
 
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Hi,

quick confession, or rather bragging really:
So my gf and me both like anime. We watch a whole lot each season, currently greatly enjoying Bunnygirl and Gridman.

Anyway, a couple months ago I had my 32nd birthday and her present of hers for me was to fullfil one of my more embarrassing kinks. I made good use of this:

Ever since then, whenever we're in private, she treats me like her brother, even calling me 'brother' or variations thereof. Yes, I wished for her to act as if she was my sister. And yes, it's evey bit as hot as it sounds. What's best: Last week, she changed her hair color and style to that of my real sister (who she looks similar to to begin with), so she's now just the perfect gift to a degenerate like myself (no shame!).

Let me end this on a positive note: I wish all of you good luck, and may you find your own sis-gf one day. Ganbare!
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I had only ever slept with two women in my life. I was always awkward around women growing up, and I went to an all boys school so contact with the opposite sex was pretty difficult. This meant I was pretty much the opposite of a ladies man, until one day I met a woman who became my first girlfriend and first love. We ended up getting married very young. Unfortunately this didn't last, we split up, and I met another girl, fell in love and got married, had kids, the works. Were very happy for years until something horrible and soul destroying came up in our relationship that we needed professional help with (perhaps will elaborate on this in another confession, but now) So, after some time at a couples therapist sorting out these issues with my wife , the issue of my lack of experience came up, and how it had been bothering me for a long time. I always felt like I never experienced a lot of things when I was younger, never got to sow my oats etc. Especially compared to my wife who had a few relationships before meeting me. My wife and the female therapist were very understanding, and the therapist even suggested that maybe we should look into ways to solve this issue.
So, after a lot of discussion, my wife eventually agreed to do it, to have a threesome with another woman. It was a one-off thing, she said, it would never happen again, so I should enjoy it while it lasts. We both agreed that the easiest way would be to hire an escort for a couple of hours, meaning no emotions involved, just hiring a professional for a bit of fun. We looked online, found someone and booked our threesome, and when it did finally happen....it was amazing. I thought my wife would be more of a voyeur, just watching and not participating too much, but she was very into it, way more than I expected. Afterwards it was like we were both on a high, we went out for dinner and she kept telling me about it, how much she like women's breasts and bodies. I asked her if she would ever do it again, and she said maybe...and I thought that was it, but it wasn't.
Since then we have had two more threesomes with escorts, and each time has been amazing. My wife has also gotten more involved each time. The very first time we did it she still held back a bit, but the last two times she has completely let go and done pretty much everything she wanted, and enjoyed herself completely with the other woman and me. They have been fantastic experiences and it feels like we are closer as a couple than ever before.
But now, my wife wants to take it even further. She wants to have a foursome, with another couple, or a male and female escort. She thinks this would also be amazing, to have sex with another man and me at the same time, and that we each have sex with someone else in the same room, watching each other enjoy ourselves, and then enjoying each other etc. She even brings it up while we are having sex, how hot it would be...But I am not sure. I know it's selfish, but I never really considered that she would want this, that our threesomes would lead to this. She even told me before we did the first one that she wasn't interested in being with a man as well, but I guess things changed as she became more into it. Part of me thinks it's only fair, she has let me explore other women together with her, so I should let her do the same. But another part of me just thinks it's different, she was also interacting with these other women, while I would have nothing from a man, being totally straight myself. She also expects me to organise it for her, as I organised all our threesomes until now. She has told me about a swingers website she has seen, and thinks that could be a way to do it, but I am unsure. My wife is very hot, easily a nine or a ten, while I am pretty average myself, and I think this could limit which couples might want to meet us, and I don't want to disappoint her if we would decide to try it.
So that's the situation currently, not sure if I can go through with it. She keeps bringing it up though, so I guess we will see what happens...
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Be prepared for when she asks to do two guys while you watch, cuckfessor.
 
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People always say, "You'll get through this," "It won't always be this way," and other platitudes, but I don't know, neoak. I don't know. I do know I can't see the future, but I've been in this fog for so long. Mental illness is kind of kicking my ass, and I'm getting kicked alone right now. I can only go to crisis hotlines, and they can only point me to resources I can't access, so many times. Even the couple of times I posted in our Mental Health OT were met with silence.
Now, I'm not suicidal. I'm just tired. I guess this is more of a vent post than a confession, but this is the only place I feel like I can be honest and not suffer for it. Maybe someday I'll find a way out.
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This is gonna sounds stupid, but try smiling, giving the best fake smile you can. All the time. That has helped me through some of the worst moments of my life.
 
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Ok, this is something that happened when I was in grade 10 (German school system, I must have been 16). I've never told anybody before, but I feel like doing so now, because it's gonna become relevant again real soon.

I'm seriously attracted to one of my former history/german teachers. Present time. I'm now 35, but I still fantasize about her, one of my favorite fap fants. To draft a bit why I'm this into her: when I first had her as a teacher, she was actually fat, like, obese. But even then she had such a hot face. Like, how to describe ... you know, when women have these lengthy cheek bones structure, giving their face some sort of elegant snout. Anyway, I loved that. Plus, she was so confident and would always make sarcastic remarks when I misbehaved or did something wrong during class. Sometimes I really enjoyed the evolving banter, although I was never confident enough to cross a certain line and she, too, knew how to handle teenagers.

Fast forward to 10th grad. Time for a scheduled 1 week trip to Berlin. Time flew by, we visited all the typical boring sites, yada yada. Then one or two days before the end of the trip, our class was having the daily evening meet-up in one of the hostel-rooms specially reserved for our class. Everyone talked whatever, the teachers (she wasn't the only one there) informed us about the next day, and so on. Amidst all that, somehow she started talking to me about regular classes and that I could be such a good student if only I concentrated more on the class instead of zoning out and drawing stuff and whatever. Somehow I felt like talking at that moment, probably because I was really exhausted from all the walking through town, and I had also sneakily drunk some alcohol together with friends earlier. Anyway, unlike my usual self I actually started telling her why I zone out and stuff. Because I'm not that interested in that part of history, because I'm stressed out about something and so on. She kept replying with real curiosity and without noticing, everyone else had left the room. Which made me nervous when I noticed that her and me were now by ourselves in this dim lit old-fashioned room.

At that point out chat came to a halt and I just stared into her eyes. She looked back at me and eventually asked if everything is ok. I panicked, realizing the weird situation and how it kind of felt like in one of the many fantasies I had about her before. I could'nt think straight anymore, so what I did was to grab one of her enormous boobs. Again, I panicked and was caught between awkwardness and fantasy. Her first reaction was to give me a cold look and saying 'you shouldn't that'. I even replied 'i know', but my hand wouldn't move, and I even started squeezing her a bit. I swear i heard a single moan coming from her mouth, but before it could go on, she stood up (we were both sitting on the floor), forcing my hand out of reach. I could see anger building up in her face as she was readying a speech that would certainly have destroyed my 16 yo self. But she visibly stopped herself last moment, and instead said with stern, but gentle voice: 'that wasn't right, do you understand that?' and I just nodded. She told me to go to bed, but before I left, I mustered up my remaining courage and told her 'i'm sorry. You're my favorite teacher.'

This incident was never again spoken about. 2-3 years later when I had finals, I saw her again after a lengthy period of absemce. She had lost a lot of of weight, but kept it where it benefits a woman (curvy women ftw!). It actually turned my oral finals into a real turbulence, because while I was trying to answer questions about history, I was also taken in by her absolutely positive transformation.

Since then I haven't seen in, what's it, 14 years. But here's where we reach the present: doing some bored facebook stalking, I discovered her FB-account. I had actually tried to find her's before, but she didn't use her real name. So this time I noticed her photo in a friend's friend list. Bingo.

I knew that she had 2 kids with her husband when I was her student. But her profile mentions 'single' status. Either way, I decided to send her a short message, maybe she wouldn't even respond. Just a 'hi miss ...!'
And she replied only a couple seconds later. She instantly asked how I am et al, but I saw it as a chance and wrote 'how about grabbing some coffee together this week?' and she answered with yes PLUS a blushing smilie.

So this is where I'm at right now. Tjis Thursday, I'm going to have a date with my past german/history teacher, who's now about/close to 50 years old. Judging by her fb pics, however, she looks still mighty fine. So my plan is to do everything I can to hit on her during the date and get her to meet with me for a follow-up date, in a more private environment. Words cannot describe how anxious I am. I'll do anything to get in her pants, and before you condemn me: I'd absolutely be interested in more than just a ons with her. Remember that unreachable crush you had as a ternage boy? Mine is now within reach. Wish me luck!
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Any updates?

Also, stop the Facebook stalking. That shit is creepy.
 
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Day Dos-Dos is done.

Got around 14 confessions left, so gonna have to start to post less per day.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
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neoak said:
"At that point out chat came to a halt and I just stared into her eyes. She looked back at me and eventually asked if everything is ok. I panicked, realizing the weird situation and how it kind of felt like in one of the many fantasies I had about her before. I could'nt think straight anymore, so what I did was to grab one of her enormous boobs. Again, I panicked and was caught between awkwardness and fantasy. Her first reaction was to give me a cold look and saying 'you shouldn't that'. I even replied 'i know', but my hand wouldn't move, and I even started squeezing her a bit. I swear i heard a single moan coming from her mouth, but before it could go on, she stood up (we were both sitting on the floor), forcing my hand out of reach. I could see anger building up in her face as she was readying a speech that would certainly have destroyed my 16 yo self. But she visibly stopped herself last moment, and instead said with stern, but gentle voice: 'that wasn't right, do you understand that?' and I just nodded. She told me to go to bed, but before I left, I mustered up my remaining courage and told her 'i'm sorry. You're my favorite teacher.'"
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My face was being sucked into a black hole of cringe as I read this.
 
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neoak said:
Any updates?

Also, stop the Facebook stalking. That shit is creepy.
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We've all had crushes on teachers and they were always out of reach (for good reason). On your back you carry the dreams of every elementary/middle schooler whose teacher had big-ass titties. I salute you.
 
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neoak said:
Confessor:

Sounds like she does not want to end it, so she is giving you "time" until you decide to end it.
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No experience with relationships here, but I think a large part of the problem is this:

and on top of that some other issues were brought up like, when we have a problem we've usually don't talk about it until it's kind of to late (like this problem we are currently going trough) and that the relationship was feeling monotonous.
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You and your lady've got communication problems, plain and simple. You've got a rigid schedule in your life, both of you, and you've been so caught up in it that your relationship's fallen into a monotonous rut. From what you've said she's been trying to give you hints, but you haven't been picking up on them. You're gonna need to figure out ways to change this between the two of you - good start would be being more clear with each other about what problems or misgivings you have with your relationship, and voicing those problems earlier on instead of letting them fester like this.

As for the cycle your relationship is in, it'll be paramount to find ways to increase the in-person time you spend with her, because right now you're halfway into a long-distance relationship, and she doesn't really seem okay with that. Might be a tight squeeze with end of semester coming up, but find at least one day on the weekend where you can meet up with her in person and do something. Make it a surprise or something, something she won't expect but that you think she'd like. And when the semester break comes up, and schoolwork is out of the equation for a few weeks, that's when you should be going all in on spending time with her.
 
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I blame Gigguk specifically for all of this

He made it acceptable to indulge trash like Eromanga Sensei, and these are the consequences

Gridman and Bunny Girl Senpai are legit good tho, everyone should watch them
 

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CesspoolofHatred said:
I blame Gigguk specifically for all of this

He made it acceptable to indulge trash like Eromanga Sensei, and these are the consequences

Gridman and Bunny Girl Senpai are legit good tho, everyone should watch them
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Gridman starts really strong, but it is getting worse with each episode. The story of this show seems to fail to sustain one whole season, so in each episode, the audience are watching the main characters doing mundane stuff in every episode with little drip-feed development. Besides, the amnesia plotline has nearly disappeared even though Rikka clearly knows something. The show has great premise but the execution is poor.

IMO, the best shows of this season are Zombieland Saga and Bloom Into You. The former is a great balance of comedy and drama while the latter has complex characterization.
 
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This is the most fucked up shit. I have no idea why she would agree to this so I'm calling it bullshit and a fantasy.

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Be prepared for when she asks to do two guys while you watch, cuckfessor.
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This is the danger! "So it's ok for you to sleep with a woman but not me with a man?" Was always going to be the end result

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Also, stop the Facebook stalking. That shit is creepy.
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Go for it dude!!
 
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Be prepared for when she asks to do two guys while you watch, cuckfessor.
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Hey confessor - I've been in an open relationship for a while, and did a few swings.
  1. Being an average looking man doesn't necessarily mean you lower your chances. Trust me, most swingers aren't lookers at all, sadly. Being average puts you in a good place already :P
  2. mmf is the superior threesome to mff. That's just a fact.
  3. Don't be intimidated, just go for it and you'll probably have fun. It's not only fair considering your situation, it's also a lot less scary than you'd think. There's this part of toxic masculinity that makes men intimidated of each other, but that's probably all the regressive ideas we're fed throughout our lives, but once you break them down they just feel... silly.

Good luck anon!

EDIT: Also, stop kink-shaming anime-anon. What do you guys care? It's a fantasy between two consenting adults. It's not much different than DDLG/daddy-daughter role playing. Good for you anime-anon, have fun.
 
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i got drunk tonight.

Earth shattering confession? None that I can think of. Maybe the American Eagle Cashier was vibing thats about it

Sorry dudes for no earth shattering confessions.
 
Sedated

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neoak said:
Confessor:

Family goes above everything. Your wife is a witch that is only sucking your life away. You need to:

0. Reconcile with your parents/brother
1. Document all the abuses
2. Get a lawyer
3. Divorce her
4. Present evidence for custody of your child

I wish you the best confessor, you need to get out of that abusive marriage.
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Reconcile with your family confessor. You wouldn't want to have this regret. Your parents raised you and in their time of need you should be there. If even thats not okay with you wife then it would be better not to bother with her anymore.
 
Psychotext

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You could probably switch it fairly easily in that case though, say she wanted to be treated like your fucking strange incestual horny sister. :P
 
TheOGB

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Yes, I wished for her to act as if she was my sister. And yes, it's evey bit as hot as it sounds.
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ah, so it's not hot at all. gotcha

dude said:
EDIT: Also, stop kink-shaming anime-anon. What do you guys care? It's a fantasy between two consenting adults. It's not much different than DDLG/daddy-daughter role playing.
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I'll kink-shame those motherfuckers too, wym kidding not kidding mostly kidding 60/40 kidding

neoak said:
Be prepared for when she asks to do two guys while you watch, cuckfessor.
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stop worrying and learn to love the extra dick

neoak said:
Any updates?

Also, stop the Facebook stalking. That shit is creepy.
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nothing against you confessor, but I hope it's super awkward bc I want to hear that update
 
Rand a. Thor

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neoak said:
She should do this instead:

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ばか がいじん
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neoak said:
Be prepared for when she asks to do two guys while you watch, cuckfessor.
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You say that like its a bad thing. Once happened to me with a girl I somewhat liked, we weren't even dating.

neoak said:
Any updates?

Also, stop the Facebook stalking. That shit is creepy.
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If this is real, dude is my hero. The groping is horrible and he should have been reported, but hitting it with the hot teacher when she is in her late 40s? Totally worth it.
 

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Jim_Cacher said:
IMO, the best shows of this season are Zombieland Saga and Bloom Into You. The former is a great balance of comedy and drama while the latter has complex characterization.
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If the BIY anime is even half as good as the manga, I'm pretty sure this poster speaks the truth. Zombieland Saga is a lot savvier than people might give it credit for based on the premise, and I'm thankful a show like it exists.
 
Rand a. Thor

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Jim_Cacher said:
Gridman starts really strong, but it is getting worse with each episode. The story of this show seems to fail to sustain one whole season, so in each episode, the audience are watching the main characters doing mundane stuff in every episode with little drip-feed development. Besides, the amnesia plotline has nearly disappeared even though Rikka clearly knows something. The show has great premise but the execution is poor.

IMO, the best shows of this season are Zombieland Saga and Bloom Into You. The former is a great balance of comedy and drama while the latter has complex characterization.
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I would argue Skullface Bookseller Honda-San as well. The absurdity of it all complemented by the fact that its for anonymity of the author's coworkers in the bookstore he actually works in is completely balanced and it offers good humor without a need for continuity.
 
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Confessor with a Schoolteacher crush (need a better name for this guys) delivered the update

First of all, Thursday came, and the date did take place. Was at a cafe I don't frequent. I've got to admit it would have been embarrassing to meet anyone I know, like, how do you explain that on-the-fly without ruining it all, right? Anyway, I was there early. As she entered the building, I instantly noticed her. I'll be honest, that moment felt surreal. I remember the time when i met with my first gf. This was that x1000. Simply realizing she's here now only for me! But for all the perceived slomo, my mind started panicking as she came to the table. Don't worry, I didn't grab a boob!

We greeted each other. She sat down opposite of me and we ordered something to drink. The time during that helped me calm down a bit. The waitress went elsewhere and so my ex-teacher looked at me with the same challenging, encouraging expression on her face and asked how I've been. At that point we entered some light-hearted smalltalk - which was hard enough for me, because, as I've mentioned before, i'm rather socially awkward than outgoing.

We drink our stuff (I had ordered a hot chocolate, I don't like coffee which amused her to no end) and then she asks a critical question: 'so, why did you ask me here?'. Not in an accusing tone or anything. Now, I'd like to say I answered more straight forward, but me being me, I tried to dodge it: 'well, why not? Haven't seen you since my finals, miss xyz'. She took no bs and instantly asked, if I had met up with other teachers, to which I gave her an unconvincing 'not yet'. She smiled and then told me she was happy about the invitation. That's where things got a bit more personal, serious, as she told me about how she regret switching to another school because of her husband. Who she, so she added, currently lives seperate from due to a bigger argument. Had been going on for 2 weeks. But they intend to try again after a break. She got a bit teary eyed, talking about how she barely meets other people outside of her job, and then even thanked me. At that point I didn't care about anything anymore and told her that I thank her, because going on a date with her was like a dream come true.

That was a mistake, because she hadn't viewed it as a date. So my choice of words introduced a new layer, revealing my own intentions. To my surprise, she was really flustered. Instead of instantly shutting me down, she got red, nervously moved her hands near her upper body, and then started to say how she's flattered, but that I couldn't possibly be interested in an old lady like her. She then even got a bit angry, telling me that it's unbelievable to prank your old teacher like that. Now I don't want to claim that she's an objectively hot super model, with a curvy body at age can 50. BUT it really couldn't have mattered less to me. And that's what I told her. More specifically, I said: 'you know, miss xyz, back then in Berlin, I didn't just touch you because I was horny. I did it, because it was you.' I paused and added, and I'm sooo proud of that perfect cinematic pause here, 'And you're still that you, as I can see'. That shut her up and she just stared at me with a mix of joy and relief for a several seconds.

She regained her composure, though, and asked 'so ... what do have planned?' I'm honestly not sure if I understood her question right, because when I frankly told her that I was hoping for a 2nd date, maybe cooking for her at my place, she became bright red again. But she didn't say no! It basically unfolded like: 'I'm not sure we're both on the same page, ... but when a former student of mine wants to treat me to dinner and show me where he's gotten in life, I'd gladly accept the offer.' I must have been beaming from happiness and simply answered that it's a deal then.

Cafe date ended, we exchanged phone numbers, and ... that's it. She'll be visiting me this Saturday evening. I mean ... I still don't get it, but I also don't think I could have achieved a significantly better result :D I've been thinking a lot about what I should cook (I'm a good cook!), but haven't decided yet. Tbf I'm still not entirely sure if I'm getting up some false-hopes, realizing this while I wrote this. Did she mean to visit me as just a check-up on a former student? Maybe she didn't want to ruin the atmosphere by giving me a mere 'no'. Whatever. At worst, I won't be washing the chair she'll be sitting on forever. At best, however, I'll take her whole. Having her at my place is pretty much the best chance to escalate things, right? Ok, I'm rambling now, but I'm just so nervous again. Will update again if requested ... you want to see me fail anyway, huh? :p we'll see!
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Whatever updates aren't posted this year, I will save them for next year.
 
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