Do you eat schampoo?

[entremet]

Way too weird, even for ERA.

 

[Deleted member 29682]

yeah. but i use bbq sauce for shampoo

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[neon_dream]

schampoo
schampo

hmmk

 

[Sylverstone]

...

 

[ghostemoji]

Does anyone know the number for the poison control hotline? I don't have my bottle of shampoo to look for it on the back of.

 

[Deleted member 3897]

I don't know if you have these in your country, but they're good (Apple flavour)

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Or you could just eat an apple or drink apple juice.

 

[MarsipanRumpan]

Dear OP,
Make a poll, change your username to schampoo, and watch that david hayter video.

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Poll is done, haven't changed my user though.

 

[Aeriscloud]

Eat your Schampoo while you Stamp Poo.

 

[Instro]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Strange_Addiction

 

[Walter White Walker]

Shampoo.
And I'm not ready for this shit at 9:40 in the morning.

 

[Zubz]

I was going to make a joke about Cybersai before forgetting he was a pedophile with his lusting after Kid Chi-Chi & May.

Still, we don't need another poster copying his schtick.

 

[Harry Potter Obama]

Samurai Schampoo

 

[Deleted member 9145]

PANORAMIC

 

[super-famicom]

OP, you misspelled shampoo. And wtf you don't eat that.

This is why I don't want to be friends with anyone on this forum.

 

[Deleted member 3897]

haven't changed my user though.

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what

 

[Sibylus]

I am altogether too fond of life.

 

[TheCthultist]

I think the side effects of eating a schanpiio are evident in your OP.

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This is a massively underrated comment...

 

[MarsipanRumpan]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Strange_Addiction

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well my friends also recommended this show :(

I feel so bad lol - sorry guys I thought more people would be on my side on this one lol.

 

[VorpalNonsense]

Poll is done, haven't changed my user though.

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Thanks. Step one completed.

I demand that you follow through with steps two and three.

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[itwasTuesday]

Technically, wouldn't you be drinking it?

 

[Deleted member 5028]

Hello,
Me and my friends had an argument about wether or not we eat schampo while we shower. And I ask you, do you eat schampoo sometimes? And yes / no, do you think it taste good? I like the Pear / Strawberry taste the most.

Thanks in advance!

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No. I don't ride ze Shoopuff either.

 

[It’s Time To Go]

Christ almighty can we be normal for a week

 

[Thrill_house]

Ok thats enough internet. Time to start my day

 

[VerySerious]

well my friends also recommended this show :(

I feel so bad lol - sorry guys I thought more people would be on my side on this one lol.

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Why!?

Why would you think that!?

Is this a troll thread!?

 

[FTF]

lol wtf I thought that was an actual food item and not shampoo spelled wrong. OP stop that lol

 

[Deleted member 8468]

Only when I have to.

 

[ArtVandelay]

You're such a schlemiel.

 

[Clefargle]

'schampoo' - ???

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Lol I caught it too

 

[Rassilon]

What's going on in here?

Oh dear.

Well at least it isn't a circular TLJ argument.

 

[CannonFodder52]

No

 

[KraftyKrankins]

Do we have an "Are you a robot?" check upon registration? I think OP might be one.

 

[MarsipanRumpan]

Only when I have to.

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Same here!! Like when the shit gets in your mouth, you do what you gotta do. Don't know why they added apple flavour to it otherwise

 

[Steeped in a Sea of Games]

Soon: Flamin' hot cheeto dandruff relief head and shoulders

 

[VorpalNonsense]

What's going on in here?

Oh dear.

Well at least it isn't a circular TLJ argument.

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Hey guys DAE mary sue ryan johnson rose tico something jar jar? I saw it on the youtubes.

 

[GravaGravity]

Same here!! Like when the shit gets in your mouth, you do what you gotta do.

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You spit...

Jesus.

 

[Deleted member 4482]

I love schampoo, and I also like to eat my bodee schoap for dessert

 

[Deleted member 8468]

Same here!! Like when the shit gets in your mouth, you do what you gotta do. Don't know why they added apple flavour to it otherwise

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Especially since I only have a beard, and no hair on my head. Closer to the mouth hence, schampoo eating.

 

[Scrooge]

I don't know if you have these in your country, but they're good (Apple flavour)

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Or you could just eat a fucking apple.

 

[Dusk Golem]

I know this is almost definitely just a person making up shit for amusement, but seriously don't eat shampoo. One of the principles of baby shampoo is that it's non-toxic since many shampoos are in fact toxic for the body, especially if consumed in large quantities.

 

[Panther2103]

What is even going on anymore

 

[WhiskerFrisker]

it's too early in the weekend for this shit

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what the fuck

Once again, proving my point open registration was a mistake.

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LMAO my exact reactions

 

[VorpalNonsense]

There are currently four people that voted yes.

Show yourself, cowards.

 

[Deleted member 14377]

when I was a little kid I licked a scented marker because it smelled like chocolate. it didnt taste like chocolate.

 

[wisdom0wl]

bro

I.. what

yes voters, did y'all enjoy Elmer's glue as children?

 

[Officer Big Mac]

Does anyone know the number for the poison control hotline? I don't have my bottle of shampoo to look for it on the back of.

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That's why you buy real poo

 

[Mirage]

I'm not falling for this.

 

[Professor Beef]

Just stop.

 

[Finale Fireworker]

If shampoo wasn't meant to be eaten, it wouldn't taste so good. I will stay silent no longer.

 

[aerie]

 

[excelsiorlef]

MOD FIGHT OVER THE EDIBILITY OF HAIR CARE

I always knew this day would come