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Do you eat schampoo?

Do you eat schampoo?

  • Yes

    Votes: 39 2.8%

  • No

    Votes: 601 43.6%

  • Sometimes

    Votes: 18 1.3%

  • What is schampoo?

    Votes: 722 52.3%
  • Total voters
    1,380
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Notaskwid

Notaskwid

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Oct 25, 2017
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BakedTanooki said:
What the hell?
Let me tell you my story.

I once had a bottle. It contained my piss, loads of months old spittle and old ash from smoking weed. Please don't ask me why and how that bottle happened. I was young.

So, I woke up in the middle of the night, still super high and damn thirsty, grabbing the wrong bottle and took a big and nice sip of it.

As I realized what just fucking happened and the shock/shame went through my soul and body, I sprinted into the bathroom, spit that stuff out, grabbed Shampoo and squeezed it into my mouth, because I thought I need SOMETHING to "clean" it.

That stuff was even WORSE than the already disgusting piss mix from before! I barely could hold it in and not throwing up. It was probably the most disgusting and evil taste I've ever experienced.

So yeah, never eat Shampoo!
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imagine being a mod here. You see the schampoo thread, have your chuckle, and are pretty much ready to move on with your life. Then you realize, shit. For the record, I need to go in there and tell people to not eat shampoo. Schampoo
 
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MarsipanRumpan

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BakedTanooki said:
What the hell?
Let me tell you my story.

I once had a bottle. It contained my piss, loads of months old spittle and old ash from smoking weed. Please don't ask me why and how that bottle happened. I was young.

So, I woke up in the middle of the night, still super high and damn thirsty, grabbing the wrong bottle and took a big and nice sip of it.

As I realized what just fucking happened and the shock/shame went through my soul and body, I sprinted into the bathroom, spit that stuff out, grabbed Shampoo and squeezed it into my mouth, because I thought I need SOMETHING to "clean" it.

That stuff was even WORSE than the already disgusting piss mix from before! I barely could hold it in and not throwing up. It was probably the most disgusting and evil taste I've ever experienced.

So yeah, never eat Shampoo!
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"What the hell" proceeds to tell an amazing story lol. Thanks for sharing! We're all friends here.

Notaskwid said:
*schampoo
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Sweet people are latching on. It was a misspelling at first but schampoo is the way to go.
 
AYZON

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Oct 29, 2017
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Misunderstood what was meant with "sometimes" thought it was supposed to be accidental. Damn now im one of those 11. :/
 
MasterYoshi

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BakedTanooki said:
What the hell?
Let me tell you my story.

I once had a bottle. It contained my piss, loads of months old spittle and old ash from smoking weed. Please don't ask me why and how that bottle happened. I was young.

So, I woke up in the middle of the night, still super high and damn thirsty, grabbing the wrong bottle and took a big and nice sip of it.

As I realized what just fucking happened and the shock/shame went through my soul and body, I sprinted into the bathroom, spit that stuff out, grabbed Shampoo and squeezed it into my mouth, because I thought I need SOMETHING to "clean" it.

That stuff was even WORSE than the already disgusting piss mix from before! I barely could hold it in and not throwing up. It was probably the most disgusting and evil taste I've ever experienced.

So yeah, never eat Shampoo!
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I debated coming back to this thread after quickly leaving it yesterday. I am so glad I did.
 
Elliott

Elliott

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Oct 25, 2017
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BakedTanooki said:
What the hell?
Let me tell you my story.

I once had a bottle. It contained my piss, loads of months old spittle and old ash from smoking weed. Please don't ask me why and how that bottle happened. I was young.

So, I woke up in the middle of the night, still super high and damn thirsty, grabbing the wrong bottle and took a big and nice sip of it.

As I realized what just fucking happened and the shock/shame went through my soul and body, I sprinted into the bathroom, spit that stuff out, grabbed Shampoo and squeezed it into my mouth, because I thought I need SOMETHING to "clean" it.

That stuff was even WORSE than the already disgusting piss mix from before! I barely could hold it in and not throwing up. It was probably the most disgusting and evil taste I've ever experienced.

So yeah, never eat Shampoo!
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Rand a. Thor

Rand a. Thor

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I came in thinking that typo was because its actually a shampoo themed food, but it turned out to be a brain damaged OP who literally fucking eats shampoo. What the hell man.
 
Lotto

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Oct 28, 2017
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i got this coca cola flavored lip balm that I'll ocassionally eat so you do you OP, your logic that they shouldn't be flavored if they didn't want us to eat it is sound
 
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MarsipanRumpan

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Krejlooc said:
do americans seriously not eat schampoo in the shower???
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There are 31 of us who eat it, hard to believe everyone who has answered other things is all americans but who I am to say. Makes you wonder, I like schampoo atleast!
Wubby said:
Is 1 box of schampoo enough to feed a family of 4?
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I mean yeah, even though I like eating schampoo you can't eat too much since I think its proven you can get sick by it or whatever, but as long you only get diarrhea I'd say its okay.
Depends on how resistant your family is and how much yogurth you can eat
 
ffdgh

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BakedTanooki said:
What the hell?
Let me tell you my story.

I once had a bottle. It contained my piss, loads of months old spittle and old ash from smoking weed. Please don't ask me why and how that bottle happened. I was young.

So, I woke up in the middle of the night, still super high and damn thirsty, grabbing the wrong bottle and took a big and nice sip of it.

As I realized what just fucking happened and the shock/shame went through my soul and body, I sprinted into the bathroom, spit that stuff out, grabbed Shampoo and squeezed it into my mouth, because I thought I need SOMETHING to "clean" it.

That stuff was even WORSE than the already disgusting piss mix from before! I barely could hold it in and not throwing up. It was probably the most disgusting and evil taste I've ever experienced.

So yeah, never eat Shampoo!
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🤨 ooook then.
 
MOTHGOD

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Before I clicked on this thread I thought OP was talking about some foreign dish that I didn't know how to say but I thought I knew it wasnt actually shampoo. I thought it was some food spelled schampoo but pronounced Skompo or some shit.

I was wrong and now I feel almost as dumb as people who eat shampoo.
 
Tacitus

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Oct 25, 2017
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BakedTanooki said:
What the hell?
Let me tell you my story.

I once had a bottle. It contained my piss, loads of months old spittle and old ash from smoking weed. Please don't ask me why and how that bottle happened. I was young.

So, I woke up in the middle of the night, still super high and damn thirsty, grabbing the wrong bottle and took a big and nice sip of it.

As I realized what just fucking happened and the shock/shame went through my soul and body, I sprinted into the bathroom, spit that stuff out, grabbed Shampoo and squeezed it into my mouth, because I thought I need SOMETHING to "clean" it.

That stuff was even WORSE than the already disgusting piss mix from before! I barely could hold it in and not throwing up. It was probably the most disgusting and evil taste I've ever experienced.

So yeah, never eat Shampoo!
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CloudWolf

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Oct 26, 2017
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BakedTanooki said:
What the hell?
Let me tell you my story.

I once had a bottle. It contained my piss, loads of months old spittle and old ash from smoking weed. Please don't ask me why and how that bottle happened. I was young.

So, I woke up in the middle of the night, still super high and damn thirsty, grabbing the wrong bottle and took a big and nice sip of it.

As I realized what just fucking happened and the shock/shame went through my soul and body, I sprinted into the bathroom, spit that stuff out, grabbed Shampoo and squeezed it into my mouth, because I thought I need SOMETHING to "clean" it.

That stuff was even WORSE than the already disgusting piss mix from before! I barely could hold it in and not throwing up. It was probably the most disgusting and evil taste I've ever experienced.

So yeah, never eat Shampoo!
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No, I'm still going to ask you, because when I was young I didn't have a bottle like that ever. You're not getting off easy here, BakedTanooki!
 
Mr Jones

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Oct 25, 2017
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Look. I don't mind the weekend "why can't you fuckers be normal" threads. I really don't. They actually can be entertaining from time to time.

But don't sucker me into your thread by using curious words that don't mean anything, like schampoo. This was a carnival ride that I didn't want to be on!
 
neon_dream

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Dec 18, 2017
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BakedTanooki said:
What the hell?
Let me tell you my story.

I once had a bottle. It contained my piss, loads of months old spittle and old ash from smoking weed. Please don't ask me why and how that bottle happened. I was young.

So, I woke up in the middle of the night, still super high and damn thirsty, grabbing the wrong bottle and took a big and nice sip of it.

As I realized what just fucking happened and the shock/shame went through my soul and body, I sprinted into the bathroom, spit that stuff out, grabbed Shampoo and squeezed it into my mouth, because I thought I need SOMETHING to "clean" it.

That stuff was even WORSE than the already disgusting piss mix from before! I barely could hold it in and not throwing up. It was probably the most disgusting and evil taste I've ever experienced.

So yeah, never eat Shampoo!
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Hella

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Shampoo's gotta be toxic. What are y'all doing.

Poll needs a "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!" option.
 
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