mreddie

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Oct 26, 2017
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Title sums it up. It's late but I got busy.

My biggest regret was ditching high school one day only to find out the next that one of the students in my math class fought the math teacher.

But I did witness a fight that was after school with a group of 2 gangs that fought all around the street and the 2 liquor stores to the point the campus security (which I don't even think had jurisdiction) got everyone and herded them back into school. It was weird.
 

Hoggle

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Mar 25, 2021
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I had my head bashed into a steel bench repeatedly and the bench had a rather large dent in it by the end. I managed to grab a nearby drink bottle that was luckily frozen and knocked the guy out with it that was attacking me.

A few years later he ended up becoming my best friend.
 

NESpowerhouse

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Oct 25, 2017
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it wasn't at school but it was after a track meet and a bunch of the teams happen to go to the same mcdonalds right afterwards. I was the only one still on the bus so I got to witness a huge brawl between two teams outside in the parking lot.
 

Squarehard

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Oct 27, 2017
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This guy who had been bullied for quite some time and finally snapped and went full wrestlemania on the bullies. He was throwing people into trashcans and benches and everything. Took 3 cops to take him down eventually.
 

DrScruffleton

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Oct 26, 2017
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A kid in my band class who was constantly bullied had enough and choked another kid against the wall. Grabbed his throat and slammed him against the wall and wouldn't let go till several people pulled him off. The guy was huge, like football player in the making. Always thought it was strange he was bullied so much because he could easily shut shit down like he did.
 

IDreamOfHime

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Oct 27, 2017
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The headmaster suspended a student and after school the students dad and uncle came to the school and brawled with the head and vice head in the middle of the school yard. It was insane, cops had to break it up.
 

RedOnePunch

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Oct 26, 2017
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I remember a huge brawl where it looked like over 50 people were fighting. I live in a very diverse part of California so we had a lot of factions and gangs in my school so brawls were common.
 

Stencil

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Oct 30, 2017
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I only ever saw the fights that I was involved in. Most of them ended up badly, on either end, and I think back on all of them with a lot of regret.
I had my head bashed into a steel bench repeatedly and the bench had a rather large dent in it by the end. I managed to grab a nearby drink bottle that was luckily frozen and knocked the guy out with it that was attacking me.

A few years later he ended up becoming my best friend.
Interesting. A lot of the fights I got into early on in school were with friends, either former or future. But that sounds super intense. How did he end up becoming your best friend?
 

Slayven

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Oct 25, 2017
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Saw a kid get real life stone cold stunned. He face turned purple.

Another time a vice principal tried to break up a fight and he got tossed into a trophy case and shredded up his hand. It was in bandages for like 6 months
 

diakyu

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Dec 15, 2018
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I never saw a school fight but I had two friends beat the fuck out of each other in a zaxby's parking lot. We were all in High School if that counts. There's a Jeep Grand Cherokee out there somewhere with the indentation of my friend's head in it to prove it lmao
 

Hoggle

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Mar 25, 2021
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I only ever saw the fights that I was involved in. Most of them ended up badly, on either end, and I think back on all of them with a lot of regret.

Interesting. A lot of the fights I got into early on in school were with friends, either former or future. But that sounds super intense. How did he end up becoming your best friend?

I think he just slowly started hanging out with the same people I did and by the time we were 18 we'd grown out of it.

Met another guy that used to bully me a bit at a bar a few years back and he apologised for being an ass and we had a few beers. I think school is just a shitty place for a lot of people. Hell, I used to fight with my brothers all the time until I turned 18 and matured a bit. School is kind of like a big extended family except everyone has a different upbringing and rules and as kids that's hard to understand. So I'm not surprised at the amount of fights that used to happen.
 

Sho Nuff

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Jan 6, 2019
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Real quiet kid, super nice, very chill, had gotten bullied and just went fucking hulk on someone in the middle of band class. You can only push too far
 

Chaosblade

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Oct 25, 2017
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There was a full on brawl while I was in middle school. I'm sure my memories make it out to be bigger than it actually was. But how I remember it:

It was early, buses were still arriving and school wouldn't start for another 15 minutes or so. Kids were gathered in the cafeteria (mostly 5th and 6th grade, but also 7th/8th who were having school breakfast) and the gym on the bleachers (mostly 7th and 8th graders). The first thing that was odd was the small groups of students going back and forth between the cafeteria and gym. Eventually a group moved from one side of the gym to the other.

A few minutes later, people on the upper section of the bleachers (about 10 feet away from me) stood up and started fighting. The lower section cleared to get out of the way and more people from the other side of the gym ran across and joined in. The fight moved to the floor and there were at least 12 kids going at it. My memory is thinking 20ish but it probably wasn't that many. Teachers tried to break it up but the kids outnumbered them and fought back, and the kids that weren't restrained would attack the kids that were. Other students ended up having to help with restraining after the initial "oh shit, fight!" wore off. Cops were called, and a lot of kids were suspended and some expelled.



When high school rolled around, people fought after school off the property, that way nobody got in trouble. There was a big field across the street so that was pretty convenient. And nearly without fail, any time two guys would fight they would come out of it as friends. Girls not so much.
 
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kai3345

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Oct 25, 2017
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in high school i was walking down the hallway one day talking to a friend and suddenly someone smashed into me and I got slammed into a locker. i look back and the person who crashed into me was a pregnant chick who had just been thrown across the hall by another pregnant girl. they then proceeded to roll on the ground beating the fuck out of each other until a teacher ran in and broke it up
 

RochHoch

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May 22, 2018
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I saw exactly one fight at my school.

This tall skinny kid came bolting down a really crowded hallway, darting right around me. Next thing I see,, he's on the ground on top of a much bigger kid who was a football player, punching him and yelling about a girl or something. Two of the football player's friends grabbed the guy and broke it up, a teacher came over to escort him to the principal's office.

My favorite part: the football player got right back up and shrugged it off like it was nothing. The teacher asked if he wanted to go to the nurse, and he was like "nah, I'm good", dude didn't even look mad.
 

GarudaSmiles

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Dec 14, 2018
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There was a large scale brawl between two gangs. One very large guy sat on 2 smaller kids. The whole thing was broken up when one of them fired a handgun into the air and everyone scattered.
 
Oct 29, 2017
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This one time there were 3 teens from my school fighting 2 teens from another school in the middle of the street and some random dude about 40 parked his car and wanted to jump in the action.
 
Apr 27, 2020
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Wasn't really a fight because it was one sided but this girl in our Middle school class kept talking shit to this other girl who was really mild-mannered. One day the mild-manner girl follows the shit talker to the buses after school, goes behind her, grabs her hair and slams her head repeatedly into the side of the bus until she was knocked out.
 

Pein

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Oct 25, 2017
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some girl took a box cutter to anothers face, from the eye to the mouth it was just hanging.

This was 8th grade.
 

Hero_of_the_Day

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Oct 27, 2017
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I had my head bashed into a steel bench repeatedly and the bench had a rather large dent in it by the end. I managed to grab a nearby drink bottle that was luckily frozen and knocked the guy out with it that was attacking me.

A few years later he ended up becoming my best friend.

Got damn. You actually reminded me of the biggest fight I was ever in. Which was actually with a friend in the locker room right before PE. Nothing nearly as brutal, but still makes me cringe in hindsight.

He was trying to pick fights with multiple of us. Landed on me in the end. After a few fists were thrown, he charged at me with his head down. I kinda got his head under my arm and let us fall back into the wall, his head first. He fell back on the ground on his knees, swaying like a stunned video game character for a few seconds before flopping onto the ground. Everyone bailed out of the locker room, myself included. Makes my stomach turn now thinking about how fucked up he could have been after taking a head/neck hit like that, and we all just left him there. Luckily he was alright and came out a couple of minutes later.

Stupid high school shit, and we were hanging out again by the end of the day. But, yeah, now as an adult I realize how dangerous head blows are and shitty it was not to check on him.
 

Cheesebu

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Sep 21, 2020
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I went to school in San Bruno. Two Tongan crip sets, from San Bruno and San Mateo had beef that constantly spilled into a Jack in the Box parking lot when school got out. This time they didn't even make it there, they started a brawl on somebodies lawn across the street from the school.

Some of them were fuckin huge, some not so much. One dude had his football helmet and was just clobbering people with it. One guy full on picked somebody up, one hand on his shirt, one on his pants and slammed him in the ground. He was out.

The homeowner ran outside and started spraying them with a hose. As the fight was starting to die down a group from SM showed up in an SUV and drove all the way onto the lawn and jumped out. I thought it was about to get really bad but they picked up the guy that was knocked out and got him into the SUV.

The other group didn't try to stop them, thank fucking garsh. The cops showed up a few minutes later but there were 20+ people by that point and nobody was gonna point out who was fighting. Shit was wild.
 

Fnnrqwin

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Sep 19, 2019
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I once saw two dudes like barely fighting in a doughnut shop parking lot while their parents were legit slugging each other on top of a car.
 

El Bombastico

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Oct 25, 2017
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I didn't see it, but I saw the aftermath of a girl vs girl fight at my middle school.

There was literally a bloody imprint of one girl's face on the wall of the cafeteria, along with streaks of blood and little torn bits of clothing fucking everywhere (both of them had really long nails and had not hesitated to use them).
 

bastardly

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Nov 8, 2017
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nothing too crazy, but i saw a dude do a backflip right before a fight, whiffed on it, smashed his face on the pavement and completely fucked up his nose and lips, there was blood all over. i guess he won and lost the fight in a way.
 

EVA UNIT 01

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Oct 27, 2017
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A 4th grader overpowering and slapping the shit out if a grown female teacher.
A massive gang affiliated 20 or so man throwdown in senior year
 
Oct 30, 2017
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We had one of the greatest rallies I'd ever attended during my sophomore year. Really impressive work by everyone involved, and I hated attending rallies. Everyone was so pumped that it resulted in a massive riot involving lock downs and police in full gear stomping through the school banging on their shields.

When I was at the local community college taking a piano class from a little old lady in a quiet little studio, one guy would not plug his headphones in so we all had to hear his terrible playing. An older gentleman asked him to stop, things got heated, one of them said why don't we take it outside... so they did, and proceeded to fight through the hallway and back into the room, knocking over keyboards and nearly giving that little old lady a heart attack.
They both sat next to each other for the rest of the quarter too.
 

sph3re

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Oct 28, 2017
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I never witnessed any fights, so I'm gonna retell a story I'd heard about high school.

So these three kids would usually stick together and pick on other people. You know, as bullies do. Sometimes they'd pick on this tall quiet kid, Robert.

One day, they jumped Robert after school right outside school, but he dodged their swings like he was a 6'2, Polish Mayweather. There was footage of that on YouTube for a time but I'm not gonna go find it for his sake.

Anyway, fight gets broken up and all 4 agree to go to the park and fight. Unbeknownst to the three bullies, Robert was an amateur boxer and proceeded to OHKO all of them.

Bullied got expelled and arrested. Robert didn't get in trouble and remained cool as shit.

God bless you, Robert.
 
Oct 29, 2017
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There was an brawl that locked down the school due to someone brought an pistol through the metal detectors. That one was around 50 guys fighting. I wasn't joining in as I knew people from both sides.
 

whiteninja

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Oct 27, 2017
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Barely even a "fight" but there was were these two girls and one was insanely tall (middle school and she towered over most of the boys). Tall girl just socks the other one in the face giving her nasty bloody nose. They had to get the janitor out to clean the blood up.
 

The Lord of Cereal

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Jan 9, 2020
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Well not really a fight but y'all remember that story from a couple years back where the teacher went crazy and cut the kid's hair while singing the star spangled banner? Yeah, that was my high school and I was there when it happened...
 

Kino

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Oct 25, 2017
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Didn't get to see how it started, but I remember hearing two girls scream at each other then all of a sudden tufts of hair were flying all over the place. An admin tried to break them up but one of the girls hit him in the balls and they went back to fighting.
 

KingM

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Oct 28, 2017
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A large 8th grader picked up the smallest teacher on campus and slammed her into the ground back first multiple times in a row. She was left paralyzed.
 
Oct 29, 2017
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I went to school in San Bruno. Two Tongan crip sets, from San Bruno and San Mateo had beef that constantly spilled into a Jack in the Box parking lot when school got out. This time they didn't even make it there, they started a brawl on somebodies lawn across the street from the school.

Some of them were fuckin huge, some not so much. One dude had his football helmet and was just clobbering people with it. One guy full on picked somebody up, one hand on his shirt, one on his pants and slammed him in the ground. He was out.

The homeowner ran outside and started spraying them with a hose. As the fight was starting to die down a group from SM showed up in an SUV and drove all the way onto the lawn and jumped out. I thought it was about to get really bad but they picked up the guy that was knocked out and got him into the SUV.

The other group didn't try to stop them, thank fucking garsh. The cops showed up a few minutes later but there were 20+ people by that point and nobody was gonna point out who was fighting. Shit was wild.
I keep forgetting you're from San Bruno. Was the Jack n the Box the one on El Camino Real?
 

GamerJM

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Nov 8, 2017
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It happened in front of the McDonalds next to the high school and one girl tore the other girl's weave out. That weave sat there in the McDonalds parking lot for like a month.
 

jonjonaug

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Oct 25, 2017
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I nearly strangled a kid twice my size after he shoved me to the ground in middle school does that count? Got suspended but the vice principal all but gave me a pat on the back for it.

Other than that I think I remember a couple kids beating the shit out of each other so bad that like six adults had to pull them apart and there was blood all over the hallway, but that might have been high school.
 

PlanetSmasher

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Oct 25, 2017
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A kid ripped another kid's throat out with his fingernails in front of me on the schoolyard. Some of the worst gore I've ever experienced in my whole life. So much fucking blood.

The same kid stabbed me in the middle of science class later that semester.
 

PlanetSmasher

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Oct 25, 2017
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They weren't given the boot after the first incident?

Nope. The principal of my middle school was an incompetent idiot who literally tried to play the "boys will be boys" card and didn't take action until some time after the stabbing, which was probably the fourth or fifth attack that kid did in my presence.
 
Nov 2, 2017
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Sitting in the pizza joint next door to my school in grade 10 and seeing two of the 12s start throwing fists outside until one beat the other bloody. The bloody one stumbled into the pizza joint, pouring blood from his nose mouth and one of his ears and ran through it out the back. Cops showed up very soon after. Fun day.
 

Trouble

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Oct 25, 2017
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Not in school, but when I was in high school in the 90's we sat on a ledge next to the steps at city hall in Old Town Alexandria (VA) and watched a huge gang fight break out in the middle of King street. It was absolute bedlam for a few minutes and then cops showed up from all directions. Was honestly very surprised that no guns were involved, just an old timey rumble with bats and sticks and shit.

There were kids from my high school (and other high schools in the area) on both sides.
 

Meelow

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Oct 31, 2017
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Back in middle school, a couple of high school students came in our school and one of them chocked out this guy for flirting with his girlfriend.

The guys face was turning blue and it took a couple of teachers to pull the guy off.
 

Kernel

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Oct 25, 2017
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Food fight in the cafeteria.

No idea how this was organized but suddenly a lot of people starting counting down out loud from 10 to 1 and at the last count food went flying everywhere. Everyone got into it.

One minute you're talking and eating, next thing you know you're dodging sandwiches and bananas. I got hit in the head with a drinking box.

At one point, someone threw a drink bomb and that dispersed a lot of people. The whole cafeteria was such a mess I felt bad for the custodians. I don't think anyone ate that day.

School principal swore up and down he'd figure out who's responsible but I don't think he ever did.
 

SDBurton

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Oct 25, 2017
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I remember a fight back in high school between two Latina girls. It took place in the middle of the courtyard during lunch time and I can recall a male faculty member coming out of nowhere and picking up and slamming one of the girls. The collective "oof" that came from the crowd was insane. Once the dust settled we noticed that one of the girl's eyebrows was rubbed off and we all died laughing.
 

RolandGunner

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Oct 30, 2017
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When I was in middle school we still had a typing class with old typewriters. Most of the kids in there weren't your top students and the teacher would give us an assignment and then hang out in the lounge for the next hour. One day two football players started barking at each other and wouldn't stop so some other kids built a UFC-style circle for them to fight in using spare desks. And they went fucking crazy, throwing wild punches and slinging each other into the desks. I was sure someone was going get a broken bone or something but some other teachers heard the ruckus and broke it up.
 

Skunk

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Oct 28, 2017
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In the mid-nineties I went to middle school at a really bad school (even though it was in a nice neighborhood) the kids were really bad; there were fights constantly, tons of us smoked cigarettes and/or weed, lots of kids were having sex, etc.

There were these two brothers in my school that were kinda known troublemakers, and the younger brother get into some argument with this really big for his age tall, lanky, kinda nerdy kid during PE class. After the period was over we dressed back out into school clothes, and when I went outside from the gym locker room; *both* brothers were beating the absolute shit out of this kid. I missed most of the fight, but at the end they had kicked him a bunch while he was down, and he was kind of writhing in pain flat on his back. The younger brother that had started the altercation proceeded to then literally get a running start and field goal kicked the kid's front teeth out of his mouth. It was brutal.

I really hated that school, but I especially just didn't like other boys at that age; everyone was always testing each other and starting fights. In elementary school fights just result in a black eye or somebody crying, but by middle school people are hitting puberty and are capable of dealing real damage. It's that combination of being capable of significant harm and adolescent boys constantly having to test each other that I really hated; anyone that went to a rough middle school can probably attest, it's a bad combination. Especially because 90% of the time the fights were over some completely stupid pointless bullshit like "What are you looking at?" or because someone accidentally bumped into someone or whatever.

I saw the lanky kid again in high school and he had his teeth fixed, no idea if they were able to be reattached or if he had implants.
 
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CrocodileGrin

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Oct 27, 2017
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I didn't see it (just missed it), but everyone heard about it and caused a frenzy in the hallway. In middle school, one of the students was being harassed on the school bus, the student that got bullied verbally fought back and made the aggressor look bad. When he got into the school, the bully either had a metal baseball bat hidden in his locker or the sleeve of his jacket, and he went upside the head to the poor kid using the bat. He was out of school for like a good month or two, while the other kid was expelled.