Bye bye Madison Cawthorn

[ThisThingIsUseful]

 

[thefryguy]

So satisfying

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

So how much worse is Edwards?

 

[Uncle at Nintendo]

Don't fuck with GOP coke orgies.

 

[Squarehard]

Not like the alternative is that much better, but meh.

I guess even with Trump's backing yesterday, it's not what it used to be.

 

[thecouncil]

Republican rule #1: Don't talk about the coke orgies.

 

[KtotheRoc]

No more Republican coke orgies for Madison.

 

[chainlinkspiral]

Fucked around with rules one and two of Coke Orgy Club, found out.

 

[ZeoVGM]

Coke orgy.

 

[h0tp0ck3t]

Cry more fucker

 

[Jarrod38]

And Madison will be screaming voter fraud by midnight.

 

[ThisThingIsUseful]

Cry more fucker

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I was waiting for this.

 

[thekonamicode]

What a fucking clown. I'm sure he has a bright future with OAN.

 

[KillLaCam]

That was fast

 

[DrScruffleton]

Bye Bitch, never forget this bullshit

 

[Deleted member 2802]

👋

 

[Fat4all]

And Madison will be screaming voter fraud by midnight.

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the book he's gonna eventually put out is gonna be fuckin awful and hilarious at the same time

 

[Joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

Are the trees around him ok? I worry about the trees.

 

[Lord Fanny]

So how much worse is Edwards?

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Can't find much about him outside him owning a McDonald's franchise, but I'm sure he's terrible

 

[pizzaparty]

conservative ghoul beats younger conservative ghoul.

 

[Strider_Blaze]

Ha ha! Though not sure about the other guy.

 

[DNAbro]

so which right wing grift hole is he going to end up working at

 

[Uncle at Nintendo]

Fucked around with rules one and two of Coke Orgy Club, found out.

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I think his problem was that he didn't fuck around.

 

[neon/drifter]

Thank goodness.

 

[Fat4all]

so which right wing grift hole is he going to end up working at

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prob gonna end up on trumps campaign somewhere

 

[Br3wnor]

What an idiot, sacrificed the easiest $180,000 a year job on the planet because he wanted to brag about cocaine orgies, if he kept his mouth shut he'd probably been in congress for the next 20+ years

prob gonna end up on trumps campaign somewhere

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Not a shot, he's a certified 'LOSER' now and Trump will quickly dump him like trash

 

[Whitemex]

Wait Trump endorsed him? Lol. Oz is currently losing too

 

[Tophat Jones]

conservative ghoul beats younger conservative ghoul.

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Exactly, can't really be happy or care about this.

 

[jph139]

So, lesson is: you can pay for sex with teenagers, you can coverup years and years of abuse, you can break all sorts of ethics codes. But if you cross the party, it can and will destroy you.

Which, objectively speaking, is probably not bad. But couldn't have happened to a better target.

 

[Tokyo_Funk]

Somehow they look at Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert and think "Yeah, this is fine"

 

[BWoog]

I can't wait for him to try to become a Democrat. You know its coming.

 

[DrForester]

So how much more stupid and racist is the guy who beat him?

 

[Carbon]

Somehow they look at Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert and think "Yeah, this is fine"

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Useful idiots.

 

[Lump]

I only maybe 30% believed in the cocaine orgies before he got absolutely fucked in the press from all directions in what looked like clear targeted retaliation. Now I'm 100% convinced of the cocaine orgies.

 

[refusi0n1]

I can't wait for him to try to become a Democrat. You know its coming.

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my guess is podcast grifting

 

[Thordinson]

Time for him to name names then ;)

 

[GoutPatrol]

If anything this is what he wanted now, no need to pretend to do work anymore and instead can just travel on the grift circuit full time.

 

[JigglesBunny]

 

[TaySan]

Bye! 👋
Thank goodness

 

[Fat4all]

gop were very not pleased that he spilled the beans

 

[Digital Dinosaur]

I only maybe 30% believed in the cocaine orgies before he got absolutely fucked in the press from all directions in what looked like clear targeted retaliation. Now I'm 100% convinced of the cocaine orgies.

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The legend of Cocaine Mitch lives.

 

[Nepenthe]

I was waiting for this.

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I actually laughed aloud.

 

[RoKKeR]

Lmao

 

[SasaBassa]

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

 

[BWoog]

Could someone trick Trump into talking about GOP coke orgies?

 

[Kuga]

He flew too close to the cocaine-fueled sun, and then the entire mass of the sun decided to race down from the heavens to incinerate him for implicating it in orgies with other powerful celestial bodies.

 

[neoak]

Thread:

 

[kris.]

 

[poptire]

The new guy sucks too but this is hilarious

 

[KarmaCow]

If anything this is what he wanted now, no need to pretend to do work anymore and instead can just travel on the grift circuit full time.

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I dunno considering how quickly and strongly the Republican machine turned against him I doubt he'll be to go down that route. He doesn't have the connections for the consulting gigs like most ex-politicians and he's too stupid go on his own. He probably wont go down like Zimmerman but he couldn't even milk the MAGA shit to win his primary so it's only a matter of time he gets discarded for the next dipshit.