Lost Lemurian

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Nov 30, 2019
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Target's store brand is actually the best I've had. It has that drive-in theater/school lunch/little league snack bar kinda taste, but, like, in a good way.
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Bottom tier is Banquet, a company whose food is universally inedible.
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Rampage

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Oct 27, 2017
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For us gluten free peeps, this one right here. Fine on its own, or better yet, add your own toppings (I do chicken and artichokes).

Pizza with gluten, I have a soft spot for these when I could eat them:
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I live really close to a Little Ceasers. There $5 pizza made it so I didn't buy many frozen Pizza when I just wanted a basic cheap pizza.
 
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geomon

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Oct 25, 2017
8,008
Miami, FL
I have to agree with Totino's being the best. There's just something about them, I don't know if it's the ingredients. Maybe they put a light dusting of cocaine in there. They come out of the oven smelling and tasting so fucking good.
 

Gunman

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Aug 19, 2020
1,886
Is this topic a meme

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I found it: frozen pizza that's actually good

This shits on every brand I have tried. Never found frozen pizza that actually tastes as good as this Kirkland brand. This is nearly as good as the pizza that Costco bakes in-store too.
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Hey Pizza aficionados. What are the best frozen pizzas?

Im new to the scene. Recently bought a Target branded pizza for $3. Not bad for $3. Then i thought i'll move up, and bought a frozen pizza that was on sale for $5. Thats wayy above $3, and that was a sale price. Turns out its not nearly as good as the target pizza. So im guessing there is...
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Best frozen pizza?

Thought about making a poll, but there's really so many different ones I guess we'll just go with straight picks. Looking for something you can (probably) find at my local grocery (Kroger). I'm down for just about any type of pizza, thin crust, regular crust, stuffed crust. What's the best though?
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In this quarantined age, what's the frozen pizza you want in your freezer?

So like a lot of people, I imagine, my fiancée and I are stocking up on groceries to keep trips to the store to a minimum. We're buying a lot of fresh ingredients - lots of vegetables - as well as your basic essentials like milk, eggs, rice, chicken, etc, we're also trying to keep a handful of...
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What is the best frozen pizza?

Obviously fresh pizza is best but lets talk frozen pizza.
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Is the Best Frozen Pizza Still Worse than the Worst Walk-In Pizza?

Topic. I can't find a good frozen pizza... Maybe it's be for not trying the right amount..but how many lives do you have before you game over and quit it forever? The price for walk-in joints isn't even that bad. It's more, but at least it WILL taste good and 90% likely taste great reheated...
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In your humble yet professional opinion: What's the best frozen pizza

I don't just mean brand I'm looking for a specific pizza that I can pick up on the way home.
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Era, I have found the best frozen (refrigerated) pizza and I want to share my discovery with you

Directly to the point. The name of the pizza is MaMa Rosa's. MaMa Rosa’s mini pizzas stand out from the crowd is the crust. This crust is NOT like a frozen pizza. The crust is described as deep dish, and I think that is accurate. When baked in the oven, the crust is very cripsy. There is a...
 

Apollo

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Oct 25, 2017
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totinos is the best. they're not pretending to be anything that they're not, and they're better for it.
 

Piggus

Member
Oct 27, 2017
4,976
Oregon
Totinos is a solid pick. The price to tastiness ratio is very good even if it doesn't really taste like most pizza lol.

One of my recent favorites is this from Trader Joe's:

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Burgess_101

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Oct 26, 2017
1,447
In the UK, Chicago Town takeaway cheesy or tomato stuffed crust is best. When I lived in Germany though I was really partial to Die Ofenfrische. Crazy crusts for a frozen pizza.

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The Iron Yuppie

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Oct 25, 2017
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I'm shocked that anybody likes these Home Run Inn pizzas. I've tried it and the crust on them is like DENSE cardboard and completely flavorless. Absolutely disgusting

THANK YOU!! I feel like I was living in the Twilight Zone! This shit was recommended in several of the previous threads, I sought it out, tried it, and was supremely disappointed.
 

Jedi2016

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Oct 27, 2017
17,868
Is this topic a meme

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I found it: frozen pizza that's actually good

This shits on every brand I have tried. Never found frozen pizza that actually tastes as good as this Kirkland brand. This is nearly as good as the pizza that Costco bakes in-store too.
www.resetera.com

Hey Pizza aficionados. What are the best frozen pizzas?

Im new to the scene. Recently bought a Target branded pizza for $3. Not bad for $3. Then i thought i'll move up, and bought a frozen pizza that was on sale for $5. Thats wayy above $3, and that was a sale price. Turns out its not nearly as good as the target pizza. So im guessing there is...
www.resetera.com

Best frozen pizza?

Thought about making a poll, but there's really so many different ones I guess we'll just go with straight picks. Looking for something you can (probably) find at my local grocery (Kroger). I'm down for just about any type of pizza, thin crust, regular crust, stuffed crust. What's the best though?
www.resetera.com

In this quarantined age, what's the frozen pizza you want in your freezer?

So like a lot of people, I imagine, my fiancée and I are stocking up on groceries to keep trips to the store to a minimum. We're buying a lot of fresh ingredients - lots of vegetables - as well as your basic essentials like milk, eggs, rice, chicken, etc, we're also trying to keep a handful of...
www.resetera.com

What is the best frozen pizza?

Obviously fresh pizza is best but lets talk frozen pizza.
www.resetera.com

Is the Best Frozen Pizza Still Worse than the Worst Walk-In Pizza?

Topic. I can't find a good frozen pizza... Maybe it's be for not trying the right amount..but how many lives do you have before you game over and quit it forever? The price for walk-in joints isn't even that bad. It's more, but at least it WILL taste good and 90% likely taste great reheated...
www.resetera.com

In your humble yet professional opinion: What's the best frozen pizza

I don't just mean brand I'm looking for a specific pizza that I can pick up on the way home.
www.resetera.com

Era, I have found the best frozen (refrigerated) pizza and I want to share my discovery with you

Directly to the point. The name of the pizza is MaMa Rosa's. MaMa Rosa’s mini pizzas stand out from the crowd is the crust. This crust is NOT like a frozen pizza. The crust is described as deep dish, and I think that is accurate. When baked in the oven, the crust is very cripsy. There is a...
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On topic, I'm a fan of the DiGiorno stuffed crust.
 

Vinx

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Sep 9, 2019
1,612
I'm shocked that anybody likes these Home Run Inn pizzas. I've tried it and the crust on them is like DENSE cardboard and completely flavorless. Absolutely disgusting
Yeah, Home Run Inn is probably the worst frozen pizza Ive had. Cheap pizzas like Mama Rosa's are bad because they are bland but the cheese on Home Run Inn pizzas almost made me sick on 2 different occasions.
 

Astro Cat

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Mar 29, 2019
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Best is probably either Aldi's store brand or their Mama Cozzi's, with Red Baron second. Trader Joe's too if it wasn't such a pain in the ass to shop there.

Worst is definitely DiGiorno.
 

BIGLukas

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
1,322
USA
Those Celeste microwave pizzas are like <$1. Used to love them as a kid.

I can't do dairy anymore so I eat these Amy vegan frozen pizzas.

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Pretty good!
 
Oct 25, 2017
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The best is Scremin Scilian, easy choice tbh.

Another I used to love the is the normal size pizza Celeste, shit was so good before they changed to the small pizza's.

Can't really think of a worst atm.
 

Dr Shasta

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Feb 12, 2019
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Yeah, Home Run Inn is probably the worst frozen pizza Ive had. Cheap pizzas like Mama Rosa's are bad because they are bland but the cheese on Home Run Inn pizzas almost made me sick on 2 different occasions.
I love the cheese on HRI pizzas. The crust can be a bit much it's a lot of semolina flour.

I also like Connies
 

Suichimo

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Mar 17, 2021
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Bellatoria's ultra thin crust, especially the chicken alfredo, and most of the Screamin' Sicilian pizzas, not the brewskis, are pretty good. The Totino's party pizzas in the OP are fucking fantastic for the price.

Jack's is absolute dog shit and the only potential way I would eat them is if they were the only thing stopping me from dying due to starvation and, even then, I still wouldn't be happy about it.

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So I randomly picked this up at Wal-Mart for like $6. Best frozen pizza (crust especially) I've had in a while. Very pleasantly surprised.

I'll keep an eye out for this when I go to the store today.
 

Wood Man

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Oct 30, 2017
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I grew up eating these. I freakin' love them. Only thing is to get a proper cook on them the need to put in the oven for a good 25 minutes. I will not microwave these. And after that they're so hot you need to wait a few minutes our you'll burn the roof of your mouth. Made that mistake way too many times.

And I hate Digorono. Their crust is nasty. Probably my least favorite.

Publix often has Tombstone on bogo. It's not the best frozen pizza but it's great in a pinch. So two pies for $5 is a good deal. I always like to have one in the freezer as backup food for a lazy day or a midnight snack. Had one yesterday.

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Gifted

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Oct 27, 2017
1,362
I think it can definitely depend on topping preference, my go to is Sausage + Pepperoni. With that being said:

S tier: Home Run Inn, Lotzza Mozzarella, Heggies

Average: Red Baron & Tombstone. Aldi's Mama Cozzi brand used to be bangin but I swear they changed their recipe like 10 years ago and wasn't as good or it would be here too.

Doodoo dumpster tier: Totinos

Also technically you could order frozen pizza from Lou Malnati's, but I feel like that's cheating.
 

Berserker976

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Oct 27, 2017
1,481
People are joking when they say Totino's is good, right? I thought it was common knowledge that Totino's pizza is rank garbage.

I mean, I'm no pizza snob, on occasion I have even been known to partake in a 711 pizza, but I literally could not get a Totino's pizza down.

Everything about it is unpleasant. The cheese doesn't even seem like it's trying to pretend it's supposed to taste like mozzarella, the sauce is just some sort of undefinable slime, and the crust makes Lunchables taste like fine dining.
 

dedhead54

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Oct 28, 2017
3,462
People are joking when they say Totino's is good, right? I thought it was common knowledge that Totino's pizza is rank garbage.

I mean, I'm no pizza snob, on occasion I have even been known to partake in a 711 pizza, but I literally could not get a Totino's pizza down.

Everything about it is unpleasant. The cheese doesn't even seem like it's trying to pretend it's supposed to taste like mozzarella, the sauce is just some sort of undefinable slime, and the crust makes Lunchables taste like fine dining.

I like Totinos because it's not even trying to be real pizza that has just been frozen. It's a guilty pleasure of mine and always keep 1 or 2 in the freezer.
 

Sirhc

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Oct 27, 2017
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So I randomly picked this up at Wal-Mart for like $6. Best frozen pizza (crust especially) I've had in a while. Very pleasantly surprised.

These are damn good, the meat one is great as well. The only pitfall is you gotta scoop alot of the toppings out of the side of the tray before you cook it.
 

Rampage

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Oct 27, 2017
3,342
Metro Detriot
I grew up eating these. I freakin' love them. Only thing is to get a proper cook on them the need to put in the oven for a good 25 minutes. I will not microwave these. And after that they're so hot you need to wait a few minutes our you'll burn the roof of your mouth. Made that mistake way too many times.

Yes. Never microwaved. We got a toaster oven pretty much just for these to cut down cooking time and to get them crispy lol

Kept burning the roof of my mouth too- never learned lol
 

Feign

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Aug 11, 2020
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I love Screamin Sicilian and Palermo as far as good goes.

Digorno discontinued (at least in my area) their best two pizzas, the publano and pepperoni, and the garlic bread, so I mostly ignore them now despite them having a good rising crust.

Tombstone are just pretty bland for the most part, the garlic break is the best if you're going down that road.

I keep looking for the Garlic Bread pizza with no luck. It was easily my favorite and one that kept well for leftovers, which I find is the biggest pitfall of frozen pizzas.
 

Orayn

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Oct 25, 2017
12,865
Digiorno rising crust is a pretty decent quality frozen dough product which is what makes it head and shoulders above most frozen pizza