Went to Dublin for a Mountain Goats concert, and enjoyed the city for a few days. Did one of those free walking tours."My great granddad's uncle's nephew's brother's best friend's dog was born in Ireland. We're pretty much cousins, Y'AAAAALL!"
Shudder the thought.
"Before we start, is anyone here from Ireland?" A hand shoots up. "Oh, where are you from?" "Oregon."
That was some awkward silence right there, the guide clearly didn't mean it like that..