Can we talk about how strongly and thoroughly Cardcaptor Sakura romanticized super inappropriate teacher/student relationships? Because that shit is fucking wild.
Cardcaptor Sakura romanticized
everything (or at least, it tried).
- Sakura is in love with her older brother's effeminate best friend (Yukito).
- Tomoyo has a deep and pure lesbian love for her best friend/cousin Sakura.
- Syaoran (like Sakura) also has gay love for Yukito.
- Syaoran falls in hetero love with Sakura (implying that Syaoran is bisexual?)
- Meiling is in love with her cousin (Syaoran).
- Sakura's older brother (Touya) was once in love with an older woman (Kaho Mizuki, his former teacher).
- Touya is also a massive sister-con, and is in love with Sakura.
- Touya is also in a gay relationship with Yukito (implying that he's bisexual).
- Yukito (in gay love with Touya) knows that Touya is a closet sister-con, and he knows that Sakura likes him (Yukito), and he likes how that makes Touya react.
- Tomoyo's mother used to be in lesbian love with her cousin, Sakura's mother, until Sakura's father (also Sakura's mother's teacher) stole her away.
- Tomoyo's mother also apparently fell in love with Sakura, because Sakura looks so much like her mother.
- Tomoyo is generally supportive of everything happening everywhere, but will gut her mom like a fucking pig if she crosses Tomoyo in this area. Bitch had her chance with Sakura's mom, and now it's Tomoyo's turn, and Tomoyo is better at this than mom ever was (for one thing, Tomoyo has learned to be happy for Sakura's happiness, and unlike her bitter old mom, Tomoyo supports the idea of losing Sakura to someone else).
- One of Sakura's classmates is in love with her teacher, and the teacher seems to be fully aware if it, but isn't doing anything to try and stop it.
I'm sure I missed a couple of angles.
And then one of the main themes of CCS is that all of the Cards are in love with Sakura, and would suffer horribly if they could not be with her, and to prevent that suffering, the concept of "love" would be removed from the world (aka, all of those links mentioned above, and so many more), leaving it a bland, dry, empty, meaningless place, which would be a fate worse than death for the entire world. Armageddon without a single thing being broken, or a single drop of spilled blood.
It's kind of hilarious that the English dub thought they could release this show while side-stepping any and all "problematic" elements (like homosexuality) through massive editing.