- pharynx constructed so we choke easily
- appendix does nothing but cause problems
- wisdom teeth
- One hole for air, food and water.
- tail bone yet no tail
- retina designed fucking backwards
- knees and spine too weak pls buff
- no retractable wolverine claws
5/10. workable at best.
- Only ways of regulating temperature is either sweating or pumping more blood.
- We can manually operate certain functions like our sphincter, breathing and blinking, but not others like heart and liver metabolism?
- Regeneration is borked. We can regrow hair, nails, and skin, but not bones, teeth, organs, or large muscle structures?
- Our eyes are so back asswards, it's a miracle they even work. The jelly blobs see an absolutely tiny spectrum of light, and we need our brains to fool us to even view imagery right side up.
- The body uses bio-electric currents to be able to handle major functions like brain activity, our gut, and our nervous system. However, we can't use send out electric current like some eels, and we can't sense electrical fields like many marine animals.
- We're pound for pound one of the weakest animals on land. :(
- Is there any other animal on earth that we know of that has painful birth like the human woman?
- Our offspring is brutally helpless for years after birth.
- Is the human male the only mammal without a retractable penis?
- Testicles. Ugh.
- As everyone else has said: WHY is all the fun stuff next to where we poop? And why are happy fun nerves located IN the canal where we poop???
Pooping shouldn't be daily imo. Everyone you see took a steaming grizzly dump at some point in the day.
Says you! I MAYBE poop 3 times a week. ;_;