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A stripper said that I looked like the leader of a cult

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Ramirez

Ramirez

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Oct 26, 2017
5,229
A Taco Bell waitress complimented my shoes last year when I was out Christmas shopping. Only thing I can think of off the top of my head. 😆
 
HardTimesFamilyPride

HardTimesFamilyPride

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Oct 26, 2017
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I mean

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I can see it
 

Deleted member 13798

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Oct 27, 2017
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Zombine said:
And I think it was a complement? I was standing around a fire pit last night and all of my friends were wearing black but I was wearing a black and white flannel with a black shirt and black beanie and I was standing there ominously with the glow of the flames on my face and beard so I was the only one she could see well. I'm also a big dude and I tower over my friends. I was also wildly disinterested in their services so I think I confused them. I'm not spending money on strippers when new consoles are launching so soon.
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This is my favorite part of the story.
 
Siggy-P

Siggy-P

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Mar 18, 2018
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hydrophilic attack said:
it's probably not a good idea to patronage a strip club during an ongoing pandemic
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I wouldn't worry about it, it was just OP, his 12 wives and his followers. The strippers and to go through a cleansing ritual before being allowed to look at him.

(To be clear, anyone outside the church of Zombine has to be baptised as well)
 
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Zombine

Zombine

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Oct 25, 2017
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I literally spent $0 on them. I just stood there drinking seltzers.

The $60 I had in my pocket that night I wanted to save because I was going to buy 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim today. Which I did end up buying.
 

JDSN

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Oct 27, 2017
5,129
You can't just describe yourself as that protagonist from American Gods and not post pics
 
RecRoulette

RecRoulette

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Oct 25, 2017
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So were you in a strip club with a fire pit or did the stripper come out to wherever the fire pit was. Either way, I hope she got paid well for that. Dangerous work.
 
Airhead

Airhead

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Oct 25, 2017
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That person knows something. Post your face let's search the internet for your doppelgänger than ask around.
 
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