Welcome to the Stanley Cup Playoffs Thread. Sit back, relax, consume salt.
Housekeeping:
- No visors
- No hotdoggin'
- No hert-a-whirlin'
- Hail Satan
- Keep the salt on the ice
Thread will be updated as needed.
Fuck your teams and your cities.
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Lightning vs Devils in 7
Bruins vs Maple Leafs in 7
Capitals vs Blue Jackets in 7
Penguins vs Flyers in 7
Predators vs Avalanche in 4
Jets vs Wild in 6
Golden Knights vs Kings in 4
Ducks vs Sharks in 7
My crummy ass predictions for round 1.
Playoff News:
*Quick has an in person hearing regarding supplemental discipline in taking so damn long to get the playoff thread and may face a stiff penalty. Commissioner Creeper is reportedly dishing out heavier penalties due to an unpleasant change in kitty litter brands.
*Marvie has reportedly narrowed his potential playoff bandwagon teams down to 4 favorites. San Jose, Winnipeg, Toronto, and Philadelphia are the rumored destinations. Columbus and New Jersey are considered long shots to land him.
*Patrick Sharp is still a handsome man
wtf is wrong with you?
Let's hope soI guess the Sharks are beating the Ducks in the first round going by these predictions.
Holy shit I missed that post. NBC going for the throat. LOL
Oh yeah? Or is it because you didn't want us to have the same picks?Lightning vs Devils in 5
Bruins vs Maple Leafs in 6
Capitals vs Blue Jackets in 7
Penguins vs Flyers in 6
Predators vs Avalanche in 4
Jets vs Wild in 6
Golden Knights vs Kings in 7
Ducks vs Sharks in 6
Praying for Jets to win a game at least (huzzah for the lowered expectations of eternal mediocrity!) but they are narrowly favoured so a series win would be fantastic.
Hmm, looks like I'm picking a lot of upsets but some of them are very narrow - one point separating the Sharks and Ducks is a good example. Blue Jackets have looked great the last couple of months so I'm picking them... also I'm just sick of the Pens so a Flyers upset would be cool.
Oh yeah? Or is it because you didn't want us to have the same picks?
Playoff News:
*Marvie has reportedly narrowed his playoff bandwagon team down to Toronto.
Ok Marvie is a leaf fan now but that doesn't solve who he'll root for in the second round
Even if they were Marvie's legacy of shit taste wouldn't allow it.
I was hoping you'd stay in the offseason thread