2. Why didn't I understand a word that kid said?
Transcription to the best of my ability
"Yeah, I was only driving slow, but yeah, put me foot down a bit, but then yeah, I turned, didn't see a car comin' around here, but yeah, seen him once i turned, then BOOM, collided, then legged it cos I was shit scared"
"Chased me down, started havin' a go at me for leggin it, and I was like nah, I'll come back yeah, too easy"
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"She's gonna see this on the news for sure! And she ain't gonna like it for sure. It's her car [?]... not no more"
"Tellin' em, I'm far from bad man, I'm the best bloke you're gonna meet"
"Another day in paradise"
lmk if there was any slang in there I'm overlooking, but it seems pretty straightforward