14 Ib baby born in Texas hospital

[Jie Li]

Babezilla

 

[ZeroX]

Wait, The Simpsons actually depicted baby Homer's genitalia?

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The Simpsons Movie straight up showed Bart's dick and got a PG-13 rating.

 

[Bitch Pudding]

How much is this in real metrics?

 

[Deleted member 5028]

My brother was 14lbs 29 inches. Mom wasn't obese, and he's not obese now all growed up. So the kid has a chance.

Article says the mom had polycystic ovarian syndrome too, and that causes massive weight gain.

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Yeah. Diabetes causes that too.

 

[Styrman]

How much is this in real metrics?

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About 6,5 kg.

 

[Chaos2Frozen]

About 6,5 kg.

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Sweet baby Jesus that's like two babies in one

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

His sister isn't obese so... *shrug*

 

[Keikaku]

About 6,5 kg.

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Holy shit. Did the mom take growth hormones or something?

 

[Illithid Dude]

that mother looks like the type of person who would be on i didn't know i was pregnant

 

[Bad_Boy]

I can't imagine plopping out 15 pounds of weight in an instant.

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Ever eaten an MRE?

 

[Mr. Giggles]

Absolute unit.

 

[Vic Damone Jr.]

Angelica's lil brother

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Funny guy here

 

[H.Protagonist]

I think the world record is 22lbs(?), but 15lbs is still crazy. When I gave birth to my second, the nurses here (UK) said 10lb+ was the new norm. I shudder to image it.

 

[Travo]

Poor mom. That's more than both of my kids were combined.

 

[8byte]

I feel bad for this child and the life he'll lead because of his parents. I hope he's still able to find happiness despite the parents lifestyle choices.

 

[MysteryM]

Giving birth to a bowling ball. I hope someone called out 'strike' as the midwives went flying.

 

[Silky]

Boss Baby

 

[Wackamole]

Woowwwwwww...

 

[bjork]

In just a normal term? Wow. Even Ace in One Piece wasn't that big when he was born and his mom purposely didn't give birth for like 11 months or something.
[edit - 20 months!]

 

[julia crawford]

big boy season coming up

 

[SolidChamp]

live footage from the C-Section

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Curious about the source for this? That cave looks terrifying. Wonder where it is.

 

[Hassel]

In just a normal term? Wow. Even Ace in One Piece wasn't that big when he was born and his mom purposely didn't give birth for like 11 months or something.
[edit - 20 months!]

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In real life you can not just delay the birth for a few months........

 

[bjork]

In real life you can not just delay the birth for a few months........

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You're kidding

 

[iliketopaint_93]

Ouch!

 

[Lishi]

My son was born at 3.5kilos. And there was some tearing.

I hope they given her an cesarean.

 

[Brood]

Chances that the baby turns into a monster Lineman or the next Shaq?

 

[BarryFishFinger]

Big baby. Although, my son was 10lb 4, largest baby the hospital had seen for a while, people came to have a look at the circus baby. Now he's a perfectly normal sized 8 year old.

 

[MrCibb]

I bet for the dad that was like watching his favourite pub burn down.

 

[infinitebento]

big boiii

 

[ldcommando]

Absolute unit

 

[Elliott]

You're a big baby

 

[Mage_of_Cinder]

Ouch ;(

 

[MasterSummerSmith462]

Basically in people like this mom have a higher circulating levels of insulin that transfers over to the fetus which increases their size.

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Interesting, never knew that.

 

[args]

it's broly

 

[Deleted member 13642]

His sister isn't obese so... *shrug*

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holy crap I'm dying. you funny today era

 

[NoRéN]

that mother looks like the type of person who would be on i didn't know i was pregnant

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Oh fuck lol

 

[Alexandros]

Thanos?

 

[Deleted member 2802]

"He is meant for something big," she said.

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[Disclaimer]

I was 2 lbs of endangered cuteness.

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Almost 3 months premature, don't judge me.

 

[Handicapped Duck]

I was 2 lbs of endangered cuteness.

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Almost 3 months premature, don't judge me.

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That makes two of us. Premature infants assemble!

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1.6 pound Barbie doll here.

Speaking of the article, that baby could crush my baby-self with ease. The Rugrats Angelica's Brother is an apt comparison in the size difference.

 

[Disclaimer]

That makes two of us. Premature infants assemble!

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1.6 pound Barbie doll here.

Speaking of the article, that baby could crush my baby-self with ease. The Rugrats Angelica's Brother is an apt comparison in the size difference.

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Haha. My family used to tell stories about trying to find little doll clothes small enough to fit me. Pretty wild.

 

[Jaaake]

His sister isn't obese so... *shrug*

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I could have lived a happy life without seeing this .gif

 

[Vault Boy]

Giving birth to a bowling ball. I hope someone called out 'strike' as the midwives went flying.

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I'm sick right now and you caused me physical pain from cough-laughing at this mental image. I hope you're happy!

 

[Maximum Spider]

Angelica's lil brother

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I had repressed these memories. Thank a lot.

 

[EJS]

His sister isn't obese so... *shrug*

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Lol!

 

[Regiruler]

In awe of the size of this lad.

 

[Wrapped in Black]

His sister isn't obese so... *shrug*

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Looks like the opening cutscene to a Bloodborne boss

 

[Gunpei]

Gestational Diabetes I assume.

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Yes, this

 

[The Namekian]

Jesus I hope she had pain killers

 

[How About No]

I bet for the dad that was like watching his favourite pub burn down.

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god fucking dammit i read this as

"I bet for the dad that was like watching his favourite Pornhub video."

:x