You are given (at random) 17 pounds of beef jerky

[Dest]

What the fuck do you do with it? That's a lot of beef!

 

[AlteredBeast]

Eat it? It's not like it's going to go bad lol

 

[Zackat]

Vacuum seal 16 lbs of it
Start eatin

 

[Snowybreak]

Take some and put the rest in the deep freeze.

 

[Dest]

Eat it? It's not like it's going to go bad lol

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That's still a lot of beef!

 

[WedgeX]

Sell it in my home state.

 

[whiteninja]

Give away 16lbs and keep the rest.

 

[JeffGubb]

Split it up among my various prepper go bags

 

[Consequence]

Gas up the car and go on a road trip, jerky is the king of all road snacks.

 

[Deleted member 17388]

I say to the person that gave it to me:

 

[Akira86]

get some of those elf bread wafers and make a journeyman's sandwich

 

[Z-Beat]

How much can I carry back to the wagon?

That's a lot of beef!

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THAT'LL BE $4 BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

 

[Deleted member 6263]

What brand? What flavor? Is it local?

Important questions that determine my answer.

Actually, most likely will eat anyways.

 

[Dest]

Gas up the car and go on a road trip, jerky is the king of all road snacks.

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Where are you going?! What distance are you possibly going to drive in which you could consume 17 pounds of beef?

 

[HellforLeather]

I would know exactly what everyone is getting from me for Christmas.

 

[divination]

Give it to the food bank as I don't eat beef.

 

[lokiduck]

Donate most of it to various food banks in my area and also at my work (since it's a non-profit) and keep a small portion for myself.

 

[Dest]

THAT'LL BE $4 BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

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HE JUST LEFT
WITH THE BEEF

I would know exactly what everyone is getting from me for Christmas.

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Wrap each piece of beef up individually.

What brand? What flavor? Is it local?

Important questions that determine my answer.

Actually, most likely will eat anyways.

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Unspecified beef. Mystery beef. It will not harm you and it taste good.

Sell it in my home state.

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Is there a demand for beef jerky in your home state? Is it worth peddling beef jerky vs. say, drugs?

 

[PeskyToaster]

Is it seasoned in various ways?

 

[julia crawford]

Throw it in the trash probably.

 

[The Anonymous Wizard]

I would eat every last bit of it... In the space of 12 hours and no doubt shit myself. Love the stuff, never know when to stop.

 

[Temascos]

How much can I carry back to the wagon?



THAT'LL BE $4 BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

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Damn you I was going to make that joke!

HE JUST LEFT THE STORE! WITH BEEF!

Edit - And I was beaten with the reaction too, this is not my day.

Well, time for beef.

 

[alpha]

Have beef jerky for a long time, I guess lol.

 

[WedgeX]

HE JUST LEFT
WITH THE BEEF


Wrap each piece of beef up individually.


Unspecified beef. Mystery beef. It will not harm you and it taste good.

Is there a demand for beef jerky in your home state? Is it worth peddling beef jerky vs. say, drugs?

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I have no idea, but it seems to be popular at every checkout in the state. Might as well put it to use.

 

[Pilgrimzero]

Praise the lord and then eat some jerky

 

[Dest]

Have beef jerky for a long time, I guess lol.

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You and I both know it wouldn't last that long.

I would eat every last bit of it... In the space of 12 hours and no doubt shit myself. Love the stuff, never know when to stop.

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That's... a lot of beef.

 

[Bradford]

Donate it or something, if only because I don't really like jerky, and am cutting out most meat (especially beef) during the week anyway.

 

[Dest]

Praise the lord and then eat some jerky

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Thank you, Kanye.

 

[djplaeskool]

That's a lot of snackin'

 

[The Anonymous Wizard]

That's... a lot of beef.

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I can take it...

 

[Shadybiz]

Well I suppose I'll be eating 17 pounds of beef jerky.

 

[Dest]

That's a lot of snackin'

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A few snackin', yes.

I can take it...

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You are brave.

 

[Squarehard]

Find a shelter and donate it.

 

[Consequence]

Where are you going?! What distance are you possibly going to drive in which you could consume 17 pounds of beef?

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Split it with whoever is road tripping with you and save some for the return trip!

 

[Torpedo Vegas]

Develop a multiple personality from all the time I'm going to spend talking like the Macho Man.

OH YEAH!

 

[Reckheim]

eat some of it, put the rest in the freezer and slowly eat it over time.

 

[Dest]

Develop a multiple personality from all the time I'm going to spend talking like the Macho Man.

OH YEAH!

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YOU ARE THE CREAM OF THE CROP

 

[Ziltoidia 9]

Be in Keto bliss.

 

[Torpedo Vegas]

YOU ARE THE CREAM OF THE CROP

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IT RISES TO THE TOP!

 

[TheMango55]

That jerky was once like 50 pounds of beef.

That's a lot of beef.

 

[oreomunsta]

I've got my Christmas presents for the relatives, then!

 

[Cream Stout]

Would eat 17lbs that week

 

[Wraith]

Got a good start on your disaster preparedness provisions.

 

[Landy828]

Hey, if you have a few pounds of Jerky to unload, I'll happily pay for you to ship it to me, 🤷‍♂️ .

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I give it away.

 

[Starwing]

Give it to someone or throw it away. I'm not a fan of beef tastewise.

 

[MrCheezball]

Beef Jerky is the best. High in protein, low in carbs and calories. Delicious and chewy, but holy cow is it expensive. I would be thrilled with 17 lbs.

 

[Gilver]

In a week that shit is gone. Damn Im remembering the teriyaki and spicy beef jerky I used to buy.

 

[Chopchop]

Parody that Harold and Kumar sequence where he grows old with that huge bag of weed.

 

[Jarrod38]

I don't I think I have eaten 17lbs worth of beef jerky in my life.