This is, hand to god, something my pastor would literally say. Her sermon the day after Trump won, which boiled down to "If you voted for that asshole, get the fuck out" was legendary. She once, after a few beers at a party we had, said she was going to bitch slap someone for Jesus. I want to be her when I grow up.
She sounds alright. I dated a fundie lady for a hot minute and I swear to Dog her (whatever they call themselves) tried to explain that Jesus wasn't a pacifist, the Sermon on the Mount was all allegory and superceded by some random line in Revelations, I think, about Jesus telling his followers to sell their cloak and buy a sword.