It's from that porn tweet Ted Cruz liked one time and blamed on an intern.
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Ted Cruz Is A Massive Piece of Shit
- Thread starter Marion Cobretti
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Yes, but let's not forget the shiny new addition to the abject piece of shit list:
Political Prostitute and American Psycho Josh Hawley.
Political Prostitute and American Psycho Josh Hawley.
Ted Cruz works harder to spread Trump's bull shit and obstruct an electoral vote that was only ever going one way than he did to defend his own wife after she was insulted.
Ted Cruz could also be used as fertilizer. That's all I will say on the subject.
When Cruz finally turns into fertiliser himself, now that's when the dilemmas truly begin. Will he finally gain my respect, or will he drag all of fertiliserdom down with him? It's hard to know on what side of the fence I'll end up, but I look forward to finding out.
Senator from Texas who has wanted to be president for a very long time. Was considered one of the frontrunners along with Marco Rubio during the 2016 primaries before Trump butted in.
He has been a huge Trump loyalist the past 4 years despite:
- Trump claiming that Cruz didn't win the Iowa Caucus but instead rigged it (huh sounds familiar)
- Trump constantly calling him a liar and saying he has mental problems
- Trump claiming Cruz might not be legally allowed to take office since he was born in Canada
- Trump literally tweeting that Cruz's wife is ugly
- When Cruz was losing primaries, Trump said he was "choking like a dog" and should be "put down"
- Trump once claiming Cruz's dad may have been involved in the Kennedy assassination (????)
To be fait to shit, it was once nutrients of some sort and therefore useful at some point.
Ted Cruz has never, ever been useful in any of his various mutations.
Ted Cruz has never, ever been useful in any of his various mutations.
Don't forget that Cruz was also responsible for at least one government shutdown during Obama's tenure as President. That particular move is one of the major reasons why nearly everyone in Congress, including Republicans, fucking hates him.
Party over country for Ted Cruz, always.
At the end of the day, these Trump supporters could have stormed the Capitol, taken hostages, killed several Democratic congressmen, and at the end of the day, the libs are still the real problem.
At the end of the day, these Trump supporters could have stormed the Capitol, taken hostages, killed several Democratic congressmen, and at the end of the day, the libs are still the real problem.
This is known. He's a slimy, pandering piece of shit, and probably the Zodiac Killer too.
He's probably not the Zodiac Killer, but I'm just, you know, asking questions...
2016 political ad or interview with his family when he was still running against Trump. Also, I know people like the GIF but Cruz's dad is a religious nutter that may actually be worse than Cruz. He would campaign for Cruz saying if you want to accelerate the end of days elect Ted Cruz for President as a positive thing.
"We must come together and put this anger and division behind us."
He really thinks he can just sweep this under the rug and hope people forget.
I love the fact that everyone in the Senate seems to hate him too
There was that one time at the '16 RNC when he had a spine and it got booed out of his body
He also needs a haircut bad. I don't know what he's going for. Looks like he gained some weight over the pandemic, who hasn't, and grew it out to make his face less full.
And always has been. He's a massive piece of shit that has clogged our government. And all the shit had built up ever since he got in.
My mother, who is mostly conservative yesterday when he stood to object to Arizona's certification: "Is that Cruz? I hate that guy."
The thing that really has me puzzled with the likes of Cruz and Hawley is that even if I throw away any conception of what's right and wrong and say "only the politics matters" I still feel like what they tried to do is a gross miscalculation. Like, I get it. You've got this Trump base that if you stand against him you'll be hated and if you fight for him they'll love you. You'd like to court that vote. I understand the political calculation of "going along" with some of this stuff.
But to stand up front and center and just directly hitch your wagon to his star strikes me as foolish. If there was some play where you could take one last meaningless stand, be able to say to the Trump people that you fought as hard as you could, went down swinging, and that was that I'd get it. But, like, this wasn't going to end with "I tried to get an audit but it's over now." Trump was always going to continue to fight on with increasingly more ludicrous loyalty tests. And even if you pass them now you're playing with fire trusting that he will pay you back. His base would be loyal to him. Do one thing that pisses him off and there'll be a knife in your back instantaneously.
Any notion of bending the knee now so that he'll anoint you as a chosen successor is moronic. And Cruz especially knows what kind of character Trump is. Even as a shameless political ploy I continue to be puzzled by the recklessness of this.
But to stand up front and center and just directly hitch your wagon to his star strikes me as foolish. If there was some play where you could take one last meaningless stand, be able to say to the Trump people that you fought as hard as you could, went down swinging, and that was that I'd get it. But, like, this wasn't going to end with "I tried to get an audit but it's over now." Trump was always going to continue to fight on with increasingly more ludicrous loyalty tests. And even if you pass them now you're playing with fire trusting that he will pay you back. His base would be loyal to him. Do one thing that pisses him off and there'll be a knife in your back instantaneously.
Any notion of bending the knee now so that he'll anoint you as a chosen successor is moronic. And Cruz especially knows what kind of character Trump is. Even as a shameless political ploy I continue to be puzzled by the recklessness of this.
I moved to Texas over the summer and y'all have no idea how excited I am to vote against him in a couple years.
Can any Texans explain why he keeps getting voted in? He seems stupid even by republican standards, and frankly useless; all he does is grandstand in some new way a few times a year.
Does he actually get legislation for his state passed that outsiders wouldn't really know about?
Does he actually get legislation for his state passed that outsiders wouldn't really know about?