So how many oreos would you eat in one day?

[machine]

What flavor?

 

[Grym]

not a fan of oreos

 

[Deleted member 4212]

If I could eat oreos without any health side effects, I'd probably eat a sleeve right now. Not a whole package though, that's too much and your mouth will be all goopy.

 

[RoadDogg]

If it wouldn't kill me I would easily eat a family pack of double stuft a day with milk. I try to avoid it all together now but normally I would stop when I realize I am almost at the end of the row which is probably 10-12 cookies deep in a family size box.

 

[pikachief]

Oh I misread. A whole day? Given an unlimited supply of free oreos and milk? A family size pack is one sitting so uhhh probably a few packs tbh XD

 

[Grouch Douglass]

Not that many, now if we are taking about girl scout cookies, Samoas, I can finish a box over the course of a day

 

[FliX]

How the fuck are so many of you eating the whole damn thing. If I eat more than 5, I start feeling like sludge, I'd puke my brains out if I ate the whole package.

Click to shrink...

See my question is the exact reverse. How do you manage to only eat two while there are dozens in front of you?

 

[VorpalNonsense]

I try to limit it to 5-6
But I know I could easily go the whole box if I let go

 

[ToddBonzalez]

I don't buy Oreos. Way too risky. My GF recently gave me some boxes of Girl Scout cookies as a gift and that was a bad scene as well.

 

[ArkhamFantasy]

January-August i avoid sweets entirely and eat around 2000-2500 calories a day

On football weekends i go all out and get every craving out of my system, 5000-6000 calories a day. An entire package of oreo's is nothing to me. I'll eat an entire pizza, then a package of oreo's, then a pint of Ben and Jerry's.

 

[Enduin]

I would likely struggle not to eat at least an entire sleeve in one sitting. But I could easily kill an entire package if I really let myself go.

 

[Kimchi_Breath]

5-6 for the whole day. Oreo Thins only (Golden or Dark Chocolate cream)

 

[DonNadie]

Haven't eaten a single Oreo in months, but when I do I eat just two. I find them way too sweet.

 

[theBmZ]

I just had Oreos last night. I always have milk. I ate one sleeve, which is what like 15 cookies? I stop myself just so I don't go too far. Because I certainly can.

 

[Stranger Things]

two or three sounds like the healthy choice.

 

[Adder7806]

9 billion. I don't buy Oreo's. Or other cookies. I'm an addict.

 

[Pila]

I'm in shape because I don't buy this stuff.
Totally unable to act like an adult, if I had oreos at home I would be eating all my oreos right now.
It sucks, now I want oreos goddammit OP!

 

[Doctor_Thomas]

None.

Absolutely rotten.

 

[HustleBun]

These didn't last 3 days.

 

[WestEgg]

Generally a sleeve, but if I'm feeling it I'll down that whole package.

 

[hydruxo]

3-5 per day

 

[inner-G]

Any more than 1 sleeve in a sitting could be unhealthy

 

[SpoonyBob]

I think I like the idea of an oreo more than I actually like the cookies themselves. I'd shamefully destroy other cookies/snacks if they're offered though... put on a lot of weight from coworkers bringing in sweets during the holidays.

 

[Officer Big Mac]

All of them

 

[Dekuman]

I voted one sleeve but the real answer is unknown.

 

[Stuggernaut]

Oreos were the only store bought cookie I really ate. I pop them like potato chips lol. So a "sleeve" is gone pretty fast. I remember my boss and I were in the airport and I did that and he was like "You just ate 15 Oreos like they were a hand full of peanuts".

At one point I held the top spot at my work for "employee purchases" of Oreos.

I don't eat them much anymore as I am trying to eat smarter/better as I get older. But I could for sure go for some right now ;P

 

[Fat4all]

4

 

[Tavernade]

If I had an infinite supply of Oreos I could probably eat three or four full cases of them? Maybe up to six if I was eating just? Like, two cases for each meal. They're very tasty and not that filling.

The only reason I stop eating Oreos is so I'll have more later in the week.

 

[DragonSJG]

With a bowl of milk, whole pack honestly

 

[B_Spooky13]

Without milk.. 4 to 6
With milk.. A sleeve

Chips ahoy on the other hand change with milk to a whole package

 

[Lord Azrael]

I don't buy Oreos but if I did then probably somewhere between sleeve to half pack

 

[bright side of life]

I bought some peppermint Joe Joe's from TJ last year, it took me 2 months to finish it because I eating like 1 cookie a day if I felt like it or 2 if I did a bunch of house work and thought I deserved a reward

If I was kid me, 5 cookies in 1 sitting

 

[kirby_fox]

A lot of factors to consider but right now I would probably eat a few.

Previously I've had an entire package over the course of a day. I couldn't do that if I wanted to, my stomach can't hold that much anymore.

 

[meowdi gras]

If we're talking just a straight-up cookie with filling: none. That shit makes me sick to my stomach just to think about.

If we're talking just the crumbled up wafers in ice cream: oh, a couple, I suppose?

 

[Deleted member 33533]

Since you said "would", the number is infinite. I only manage not to eat infinite Oreos because I do not make them easily available to me. Theoretically, if my cabinet had a bottomless box of oreos, it's game over.

 

[barley]

Oreos are my biggest vice. It's not often (maybe once a month), but I'll buy a box and eat the entire thing, EASILY.

I recently bought 2 and ate both entirely, which caused me to begin a health journey lol.

 

[Vault Boy]

I have ascended beyond the realm of milk and like to crush up a few Oreos in a bowl of vanilla ice cream from time to time. It's amazing.

 

[subrock]

We had a bag in our house for 6 months and ended up giving them away without eating any. I cant justify the cals

 

[TaterTots]

If Oreos are in the house I'll eat anywhere from 1-3 a day. When I was younger, I'd fuck a sleeve.

 

[TheAggroCraig]

Normally like 4-6