Oh god he would be so bad at Superman.
While I do think Into Darkness is Abrams worst movie, it still contains the best sequence in the trilogy, I really got show you guys an actual bad movie sometime, instead of getting the usual disappointing entry in my fav IP hyperbole.It's a fine movie, it's not necessarily a great Star Trek movie. And Into Darkness is a complete dumpster fire.
While I do think Into Darkness is Abrams worst movie, it still contains the best sequence in the trilogy, I really got show you guys an actual bad movie sometime, instead of getting the usual disappointing entry in my fav IP hyperbole.
'09 was fine actually. Legitimately enjoyable movie.I know damn well some of y'all aren't trying to suggest 09 Trek is a bad movie.
What would've changed if he said it was Khan outside of more complaining on our spoiler sensitive internet.'09 was fine actually. Legitimately enjoyable movie.
Into Darkness was embarrassing though.
I mean saying it wasn't Khan? Honestly.
Also just in general the movie had a lot of contrived bullshit and the other secondary villain's motivation made practically no sense.
Enterprise getting shot up mid warp. Look me in the eye and tell me that's terrible.I have no idea what sequence you're even referring to because every part of the film is terrible. It's not only a bad Star Trek movie and a bad movie in general, but also a fundamentally offensive movie due to being a thinly-veiled 9/11 conspiracy film. I don't normally do the hyperbole thing about movies but Into Darkness is one where I genuinely think it's shit.
Enterprise getting shot up mid warp. Look me in the eye and tell me that's terrible.
Just would have rather he said nothing about it. I mean on it's own the reveal was hilariously pointless and pratically assumes you know who that character is and what importance he holds in the previous Star Trek. But that fact that he lied so you were led to believe that wouldn't happen so that reveal would still "shock" you is dishonest. It's cheap subversion by literally treating your audience like they're morons.What would've changed if he said it was " " outside of more complaining on our spoiler sensitive internet.
Just would have rather he said nothing about it. I mean on it's own the reveal was hilariously pointless and pratically assumes you know who that character is and what importance he holds in the previous Star Trek. But that fact that he lied so you were led to believe that wouldn't happen so that reveal would still "shock" you is dishonest. It's cheap subversion by literally treating your audience like they're morons.
omg this would be amazing
Yep he and McG nearly made Flyby
He did a couple drafts back in the early 2000s
We got Justin back doing Fast movies and y'all can't have him back.
SameI think I have a mild non sexual fetish for tall wives. Says more about a relationship than a lot of other visual cues and shows mutual and shared confidence.
A dumpster fire that was pissed on to put it out only for the fire to resist the piss and explode in a shower of flames and red hot piss.It's a fine movie, it's not necessarily a great Star Trek movie. And Into Darkness is a complete dumpster fire.
We will they will hit 10 and he will be freeWe got Justin back doing Fast movies and y'all can't have him back.
Every time Superman uses his laser eyes, the ensuing lens flare would blot out the sun
Superman isn't even high on Warner radar right now, the more immediate thing right now is setting up new content for the film/television division(especially the streaming service).oh you better believe he'll be on DC
this man saved star wars en route to $2 billion at the box office. about to crank out another that'll probably make $1.5b at least.
he'll do Superman if I had to guess. quasi remake of the 1978 movie, complete with Williams on the score. fuck it.
Superman isn't even high on Warner radar right now, the more immediate thing right now is setting up new content for the film/television division(especially the streaming service).
I mean, they're doing fine without Superman lol. Aquaman's a billion dollar( with Wonder Woman most likely about the join the club), and Jokers gonna do crazy numbers. A "it's all connected" Cinematic Universe is in the past for them at this point.You'd think nailing Superman would lead to a massively profitable and beloved DC Cinematic Universe
which would then in turn allow them to shit out like 10 highly anticipated shows that take place in said universe on their streaming service ala Marvel
Every time Superman uses his laser eyes, the ensuing lens flare would blot out the sun
Mission Impossible is carved out. Two more are happening no matter what and Bad Robot still gets a piece of that pie.
Didn't JJ say recently they were doing a direct Cloverfield sequel?
Didn't JJ say recently they were doing a direct Cloverfield sequel?
This is exactly what's gonna happen. Probably will direct the first one.
He did. But whatever happens with that, I'm guessing they try to re-create the lightning-in-the-bottle of the first and it's a secret, cheap project. Really doubt, given the performance of the recent Godzilla movie and the Pacific Rim sequel, that we're going to see a big budget kaiju movie anytime soon, Abrams or otherwise.
Would it even really be worth it to try and pretend a Cloverfield movie isn't a Cloverfield movie? It's not like the original movie ended up being a surprise. The only surprising part was that it was significantly more mundane than anyone was hoping it would be.
The island was fantastic, the other movies can rott in hell.I don't think they've made a single good screenplay together.
Their filmography consists of: The Island, The Legend of Zorro, Transformers 1 & Revenge of the Fallen, Star Trek & Into Darkness, Cowboys and Aliens, and The Amazing Spider-man 2.
Their output is consistently bad.
Orci seems to be out, because Kurtzman and Orci apparently broke up after a fight about which one of the two was responsible for their bigger failures. Orci was also the 9/11 truther of the duo, so Kurtzman seems to be the superior one.I have no idea why Paramount keeps giving those clowns a paycheck. Can't they just give the screenplay writer position to some random bum from the streets? It would be an act of charity, and they couldn't possibly do a worse job than Orci and Kurtzman
Reading all of that, I really have to point again to that "replace them with random people from the street" idea. If the best thing you can say about a producer is "he let's the smart people do their stuff", then why even have the positionOrci seems to be out, because Kurtzman and Orci apparently broke up after a fight about which one of the two was responsible for their bigger failures. Orci was also the 9/11 truther of the duo, so Kurtzman seems to be the superior one.
Kurtzman and Orci appear to be mediocre writers, but they are theorized to be capable and well-liked producers, because they allow the writers to do their jobs and write.
Kurtzman was supposedly only in the Star Trek Discovery producer's room as insurance, because Paramount liked JJ's Star Trek movies (which Kurtzman had been attached to), but then the producer's room imploded with allegations of physical and mental abuse, because everyone except Kurtzman was a terrible producer who was taken off the project one way or another, and Kurtzman was left holding the bag. Apparently the entire reason Star Trek Discovery continues to exist at all is because Kurtzman is a very talented producer who managed to keep the entire show running (and debatably helped it become even better) after a catastrophic implosion. Kurtzman wasn't supposed to be involved. He stepped up because they needed him.
Complaints about Discovery come down to "Kurtzman isn't writing the show, he's letting the writers write it, and writers don't always produce 100% gold, not even when they've been liberated by someone like Kurtzman."
The green-lighting of the Picard Show is apparently 100% thanks to Kurtzman's producing skills. Previous writers had said that Paramount was entirely disinterested in TNG. Kurtzman convinced Paramount that TNG was something worth going back to.
Kurtzman's position with Star Trek is basically the same as the one that Rick Berman once held, and fans always had an antagonistic relationship with Rick Berman.
Roddenberry tried his hardest with the first Star Trek movie, but man was that an overweight dog. Even the TNG movies transformed their series into a big, dumb action movie format.People can say it's not an accurate OG Trek film, and I'd buy that. But it's a very good blockbuster film.
Philosophical, thoughtful Trek works on TV, it doesn't work in a film. Which is why even the "more faithful" Beyond is still a ridiculously over the top action film.
Orci seems to be out, because Kurtzman and Orci apparently broke up after a fight about which one of the two was responsible for their bigger failures. Orci was also the 9/11 truther of the duo, so Kurtzman seems to be the superior one.
Kurtzman and Orci appear to be mediocre writers, but they are theorized to be capable and well-liked producers, because they allow the writers to do their jobs and write.
Kurtzman was supposedly only in the Star Trek Discovery producer's room as insurance, because Paramount liked JJ's Star Trek movies (which Kurtzman had been attached to), but then the producer's room imploded with allegations of physical and mental abuse, because everyone except Kurtzman was a terrible producer who was taken off the project one way or another, and Kurtzman was left holding the bag. Apparently the entire reason Star Trek Discovery continues to exist at all is because Kurtzman is a very talented producer who managed to keep the entire show running (and debatably helped it become even better) after a catastrophic implosion. Kurtzman wasn't supposed to be involved. He stepped up because they needed him.
Complaints about Discovery come down to "Kurtzman isn't writing the show, he's letting the writers write it, and writers don't always produce 100% gold, not even when they've been liberated by someone like Kurtzman."
The green-lighting of the Picard Show is apparently 100% thanks to Kurtzman's producing skills. Previous writers had said that Paramount was entirely disinterested in TNG. Kurtzman convinced Paramount that TNG was something worth going back to.
Kurtzman's position with Star Trek is basically the same as the one that Rick Berman once held, and fans always had an antagonistic relationship with Rick Berman.