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Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has lost his primary to Tommy Tuberville
- Thread starter shem
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Saban would win if he ran entirely on a 'fuck trump' platform.
He's basically god to bama fans second only to Bear Bryant
I want to see an attack ad that's just HE COACHED FOR AUBURN in bigass letters while scary music plays in the background.
maybe the bama fans will forgive him since he kinda sucked(i hope they don't)
Chris Christie, maybe? At least Sessions got a spot in Trump's cabinet (for all the good it did him, lol.)
For those silently hoping Sessions will back Jones, run 3rd party or take some other action that counts as a middle finger to Trump: nope.
In defeat, Sessions still says Trump right for the nation
Stockholm Syndrome is some serious shit.
In defeat, Sessions still says Trump right for the nation
Stockholm Syndrome is some serious shit.
I don't think it's Stockholm syndrome. These guys are all implicated for the same crimes and none of them want to be the scapegoat, so Sessions is just acting in kind by trying to get his old job back at the judiciary where he has some semblance of control.
Ted Cruz? Trump repeatedly mocked his family, insulted his wife's looks, etc and Cruz ended up turning into a Trump kiss-ass anyway. It doesn't get much more pathetic than that.
Agreed
I've hoped for a while that he is secretly a Democrat and will one day run for some position in Alabama. Either Governor or Senator. Feel like he is the best shot of anyone winning a statewide election as a Democrat in Alabama. (Other than Doug Jones in a Roy Moore situation.)
He's just saying what he has to say. If Trump loses in November these clowns will be released from their gag order and then we will see what they really thInk.
Sessions was the kind of evil that followed rules.
Who knows about this asshole.
I'm sure Tuberville fits right in with the tantrum thrower in chief. Reaction to a play with an assistant coach while at Texas Tech:
youtu.be
SloMo version of Tommy Tuberville ripping headset off of assistant coach
http://theshiver.com
youtu.be
WOOOOOOW.
"Ready to storm hell with a super soaker"
is a fucking amazing line.
I was hoping for a more competitive contest with some bad blood. 60:40 makes Doug Jones basically toast, shows that rural Alabamites (...) are coming out for Tubberville, the small Sessions coalition will fall in line. Doug Jones has been hanging around by about 5-8 points down in most polls, but I think that's going to expand with Tubberville winning decisively.
Some takes last night were trying to spin this as an "Everything Trump Touches Dies," and while the shaudenfreud for Sessions is deserved, Trump has been bashing sessions for 12+ months and completely backed Tubberville, and Tubberville won in a landslide. It's a solid W for Trump and Trumpist GOP. The only possible win here, assume Doug Jones loses which is most likely, is that maybe Tubberville won't be such a dick as Sessions was in the Senate. Unlikely though.
Some takes last night were trying to spin this as an "Everything Trump Touches Dies," and while the shaudenfreud for Sessions is deserved, Trump has been bashing sessions for 12+ months and completely backed Tubberville, and Tubberville won in a landslide. It's a solid W for Trump and Trumpist GOP. The only possible win here, assume Doug Jones loses which is most likely, is that maybe Tubberville won't be such a dick as Sessions was in the Senate. Unlikely though.
I don't get it. Are the Dems saying they only have a super soaker prepared to storm the gates of Hell?
Tubbs was an awful fucking coach though. Was there really no other semi- successful coach who wanted a Senate seat?
It's a hot place with lots of fire. A firehose might have been a better statement though.
To keep with the musical theme from my previous post, Jeff Sessions sounds like a collab album between Jeff Beck and Jeff Lynne (of ELO). The album would be called: Beck - Lynne: The Jeff Sessions
That or his full name would be an unreleased outtake album of Jefferson Airplane and Jefferson Starship material: The Jefferson Sessions.
I feel like there's a point Christie fights back, like actively saying he's garbage and supporting his political opponent, but Christie is definitely up there.
Cruz is definitely pathetic, be he's also still a senator. And, while having one of the most punchable faces in the world, doesn't resemble a rodent with a southern drawl.
"He lost to Vanderbilt" hits me on a deeper level than any Lincoln Project ad does or ever will. You might be able to campaign on that line alone.
He's a Republican candidate, having no qualifications and a double-digit IQ seems to be a requirement these days.
The only god down here outside of church is Nick Saban.
I love imagining the chaos that would occur if he ran as a democrat or independent.
Saban is a Democrat.
A very conservative Democrat, who loves Joe Manchin, but a Democrat nonetheless.
Just show highlights of his Texas Tech and Cincinnati run. I mean, he lost to Iowa State. Twice.
Ha! He would turn a lot of people's worlds upside down. People wouldn't know what to believe anymore.
Although I'd bet money Saban is a big republican. Doesn't he hang out with Bellichik and Tom Brady? Big Trump supporters
Alabama fans gonna be SHOOK when they have to decide between a Democrat or an auburn coach that used to torment us Bama fans.
glad I got the fuck out of Alabama after I graduated form UA. I hate US politics so much, especially Alabama politics.
glad I got the fuck out of Alabama after I graduated form UA. I hate US politics so much, especially Alabama politics.
I posted it on the last page, but I imagine it'll look like this.
This is beyond accurate lmao
I'm pretty sure saban is actually a Democrat. He endorsed Manchin.
Just saw that. The article I read said that he and Machin were childhood friends and Saban has also donated to Republicans in the past.
didn't know that. He's probably politically ambiguous by necessity but he's definitely supported some progressive movements that the players have been associated with while I attended. Something Belichick would never do.
I remember he was at a campus protest to change the name of Nott Hall which is named after a eugenicist.
