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Deleted member 7948

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Oct 25, 2017
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Lanky Tubular

introducing a new playable character to the DKC series, he inflates himself just like a balloon
 

Deleted member 43657

User requested account closure
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May 19, 2018
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1-1 Jamba Juice Urinal Cake
1-2 Rambi Fart Rampage
1-3 Reptile-In-Your-Pants Rumble
1-4 Cruddy Capers
1-5 Butt Cannon Canyon
1-6 Fartface Lair

2-1 Wet Walkway (Look Out!)
2-2 Mine Cart Star Tours
2-3 Deflating Bouncy House
2-4 Poop and Pee Station
2-5 Mop Mayhem
2-6 Necky's Butts

3-1 Snooty Restaurant Rumble
3-2 Rainforest Devastation
3-3 Temple of Trade Wars with China
3-4 Orang-uglad I Didn't Say Banana
3-5 Cruddy City
3-6 Bumble & Rumble & Farts

4-1 Fart Barrel Blast
4-2 Slipslide Civil Suit
4-3 Brain Freeze Alley
4-4 Torchlight Alt-Right Trouble
4-5 Rope Bridge Knife Escape
4-6 Really Naughty Fartface Lair

5-1 ExxonMobil Oil Spill (Oops!)
5-2 Trick Track Alex Trebek
5-3 Elevator Action NES
5-4 Ted Cruz Swamp
5-5 Mine Cart Mental Illness
5-6 Prom Night Blackout Basement
5-7 Boss Dumb Farts

6-1 Suburban Tank Troubles
6-2 Manic Monday Mincers
6-3 Misty Mine Road Construction
6-4 Senior Citizens Misusing The Clapper
6-5 Eating Hot Food Too Quickly
6-6 Necky's Farty Revenge

7-B Highway Plank Challenge
 

Giga Man

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 27, 2017
21,311
Conjunction Junction

...wait.
Schoolhouse Rock.

(The title of the theme that plays when you visit Wrinkly Kong.)

1-1 Jamba Juice Urinal Cake
1-2 Rambi Fart Rampage
1-3 Reptile-In-Your-Pants Rumble
1-4 Cruddy Capers
1-5 Butt Cannon Canyon
1-6 Fartface Lair

2-1 Wet Walkway (Look Out!)
2-2 Mine Cart Star Tours
2-3 Deflating Bouncy House
2-4 Poop and Pee Station
2-5 Mop Mayhem
2-6 Necky's Butts

3-1 Snooty Restaurant Rumble
3-2 Rainforest Devastation
3-3 Temple of Trade Wars with China
3-4 Orang-uglad I Didn't Say Banana
3-5 Cruddy City
3-6 Bumble & Rumble & Farts

4-1 Fart Barrel Blast
4-2 Slipslide Civil Suit
4-3 Brain Freeze Alley
4-4 Torchlight Alt-Right Trouble
4-5 Rope Bridge Knife Escape
4-6 Really Naughty Fartface Lair

5-1 ExxonMobil Oil Spill (Oops!)
5-2 Trick Track Alex Trebek
5-3 Elevator Action NES
5-4 Ted Cruz Swamp
5-5 Mine Cart Mental Illness
5-6 Prom Night Blackout Basement
5-7 Boss Dumb Farts

6-1 Suburban Tank Troubles
6-2 Manic Monday Mincers
6-3 Misty Mine Road Construction
6-4 Senior Citizens Misusing The Clapper
6-5 Eating Hot Food Too Quickly
6-6 Necky's Farty Revenge

7-B Highway Plank Challenge
What's 7-A?
 

Nocturnowl

Member
Oct 25, 2017
26,206
Bumfluff Bluff
Slimy Shlong
Diarrhea Pier

I can think of some interesting platform mechanics for these

This is merely the name of the world, it'd contain stages like
Far Right Flotilla (rocket barrel of course)
Torie Trouble
Rightwing ride
Xenophobic Aerobics

Nice to see a spin on DKC2s honey gimmick

Absolutely disgusting
 
Oct 29, 2017
4,721
Arr's Holes
Ghostly Ghoulies
Hooter's Humps
Salty Surprise

Bonus Boss Names!

Cunning Lingus (Probably a sneaky weasel that hides under a cloak made from his mother's dress)
Fan E. Smasher (It would have to be a giant fan equipped with a hammer, of course)
Chilly Willy (oh wait...)