In defense of the media (I know, I know, I am the hero we deserve), they're responding to what people are most hungry for. What people in this thread are most hungry for. This is identical to the Steele Dossier. What was everybody most obsessed with? Allegations of pee tapes in some bed that Obama slept in. Yet that was the most pointless detail in the whole report in terms of actual national security, the actual interest that Russia had backing Trump, the actual interest Trump had in seeking Russia's help disrupting the Clinton campaign. But there were hundreds of posts in every thread about pee tapes. And reporters would focus in on those details that people were obsessed with.
Likewise, during Hutchinson's testimony, this thread and others blew up when she mentioned Trump trying to take the wheel or scuffling with his secret service. These are juicy details that you can imaging in your brain. How many memes were created about Trump throwing ketchup at the wall? That's an irrelevant detail, but it's the image of it that draws people's curiosity and attention, and ends up demanding media attention.
The media is comprised of people, and the same reason threads like this blew up, memes, and all else, with those nuggets of testimony, is because they're hard to resist. The demand is there.
Most accounts of the testimony are on the salient details of what could hold up in court. The Daily had a 35min episode about the testimony, most of which was about what could be used by the Justice Dept, but also had a few minutes on ... the ketchup, the trying to take the wheel, etc. They can't cut that out, it's part of the testimony. THey also mentioned, "We should note, representatives of Trump have denied these details."
This is the risk of heresay testimony. One detail that's wrong or unprovable will paint a portrait that all of the testimony is wrong. This is one reason the Steele Dossier was ultimately a fart in the wind, there can be verifiable, important details, that get supereceded by unverifiable, unimportant, salacious details. The media reporters (like say John Marshall, an excellent writer, for TPM), don't "want Trump to win" anymore than the hundreds of posters here "Want Trump to win" then they write about or talk about the salacious details of something. Also, the details about Ornato, Hutchinson, the Beast, whatever else happened according to who, are just one of the dozens of articles on the TPM feed about Hutchinson's testimony, the majority of which is on information that is more criminally relevant, but ... they can still cover the salacious details. There's ~20 posts joking about ketchup in this thread. Those 20 people don't want Trump to be re-elected, but it's hard not to have some interest in these scenarios that poke at your imagination... Trump throwing ketchup at a wall out of anger, Trump assaulting a USSS officer, Trump trying to take the wheel of a car, etc, these are all scenarios that are evocative, if a movie is ever made about this, it'll prominently feature these scenes because they're so evocative. Hard to avoid that stuff as human beings.
WHat's probably pretty likely is that we have a perception that all the media is covering is ketchup or taking the wheel, because that's what our algorithmicly-driven feeds and the non-algorithmic sites that have their content driven off of those algorithms (like this one) are programmed to show us. The NYT has a block of stories about Hutchinsons testimony on the NYT homepage. A quick scan of those three articles, none of them focus on these details. But there's a pretty strong likelihood that your algorithm-driven feeds are surfacing these stories either to you or to the people who you follow, more so than the legalistic details.