I have not showered/bathed since April 17

[Midgarian]

Hayter redeemed.

 

[Reizzz]

Thread should be closed. Troll account

 

[RyougaSaotome]

It's not even the weekend yet and we're already getting threads like this?

Whew.

 

[gimmmick]

If your friends were truly ride or die, they would be honest with you and tell you to take a damn shower.

 

[Croc Man]

I think people bathe and shower far too often. However it's more go a few days not months

 

[Landy828]

Do people that stink know they stink?

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No, they don't.

It's why you can walk into a house or get into someone's car and it be revolting to you.

They aren't fazed by it. You go smell blind to constant smells.

It also takes a very short amount of time for your senses to tune it out.

 

[Ringten]

So you brush, use wet wipes to "clean" yourself, shampoo, and use deodorant.

Kinda sounds an attempt to keep yourself clean, with extra steps lol. And not a good one either.

Have a shower mate

 

[Raccoon]

please tell me you at least wash your food, right?

 

[Master Alucard]

did you start playing Smash bros by chance?

 

[NESpowerhouse]

Uh oh

Stinky

 

[JDSN]

Just lock these worthless attention-whoring threads that spread fake news about hygiene in the middle of a world-stopping pandemic.

 

[_bemusedchunk]

a fellow smash brothers fan, i see.

 

[geardo]

This is trifling

 

[cvxfreak]

I cannot fathom how utterly disgusting OP's feet must smell now.

 

[Deleted member 6056]

it's been a day over 2 month.
normally, I shower I brush my teeth and shower every single morning. I often have a quick shower before I sleep.
I decided one day in my quarantine to not shower. It was because of laziness, but then the next day I didn't shower and I came up with an excuse. I remembered reading that some populations of the world have some kind of hormonal chemicals that deters body odor. I wanted to test this for myself. After the third day, my pits started smelling pretty bad, but instead of going back to showering, I just put on deodorant. My crotch and my ass daily got bad too, so I wash those daily with wet whips. But other than those areas of my body, till this day of not showering for so long, I think I'm okay. I dont work out, I've been naturally lean my whole life, so I dont sweat and get buildup on my skin. My hair got very oily and uncomfortable though, so I just started shampooing over the sink after brushing my teeth.

you're probably thinking I cant detect my stink myself but others do. but I occasionally see close friends, especially in the last couple of weeks, and they havent noticed a change.
so ya, showering has just been a waste of water for me all this time.

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You're in the middle of a pandemic and dont clean yourself properly using the excuse that if you dont smell your fine?
Dude their are FAR bigger reasons to bathe than smelliness and it doesnt just pertain to pandemic scenarios.
Quit making excuses.

 

[Sordid Plebeian]

Please quarantine yourself until you bathe

 

[Cream Stout]

would you rather have bad breath or swamp ass

 

[Batesity]

Reading the OP just made me want to shower and I showered this morning.

Please just take a shower.

 

[super-famicom]

Is OP trolling?

 

[Malverde]

 

[Raiku]

If this is real, what is even the point you fuck. You're already going through the trouble of wiping your crotch down with wet wipes(?) and shampooing your hair over the sink like a twat. I hope this shit isn't real. The desert dick special smh.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

disgusting

 

[oledome]

Just lock these worthless attention-whoring threads that spread fake news about hygiene in the middle of a world-stopping pandemic.

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Lighten up a bit you'll feel better, like showering

 

[Deleted member 21339]

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Lol

 

[Ensirius]

How is that even possible?

 

[Conal]

Ok first up, you're depressed.

Secondly, your family and friends are worried about you but don't know how to approach the subject.

 

[Ferrs]

Motherfucker throw yourself into a bath right now.

 

[Aselith]

The wet wipes plus shampooing over the sink don't feel like much of a cost savings tbh

 

[Deleted member 6263]

What the hell, OP - clean yourself up. Your friends are probably too nice to tell you that you smell like sweaty ass balls.

 

[Kthulhu]

OP this is basically what your doing to your friends

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Dumbass shouldn't have smelt it. Probably could've kept it down.

 

[____]

Hey this is fine OP.
Just don't go outside. In fact, never leave your room. Others don't deserve this.

 

[Creamium]

If this is real, what is even the point you fuck. You're already going through the trouble of wiping your crotch down with wet wipes(?) and shampooing your hair over the sink like a twat. I hope this shit isn't real. The desert dick special smh.

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Well I was thinking the exact same thing. This dude is going through more trouble by not showering, it's hilarious. It's easier to just stand under water than washing your hair in the sink and wet wiping your crotch.

 

[Dashful]

Week-end era working overtime it seems.

 

[Iron Mike]

I just noticed OP's avatar is an upside down version of the default avatar. This is attention whore-y enough for me to conclude that the story is fake.

For reference:

 

[Sai]

someone not bathing? on a gaming forum? quelle surprise.

go wash yourself, dirtbag. it's nasty and you're nasty.

 

[Weebos]

I feel cursed with this knowledge.

 

[Spazerbeam]

The is the worst thing I've ever seen please for the love of God take a shower.

 

[TheSix]

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this made me laugh out loud lol

 

[Ultima_5]

i mean... im sure this is a troll thread, but theres enough disgusting video games nerds out there that refuse to bathe so im 50/50 on this being serious

 

[Tophat Jones]

You stink I promise. You also feel perpetually nasty. Take a damn shower, it will feel great.

 

[Proc]

It seems like you're going through more trouble to avoid the shower. Why not just shower?

 

[Ravensmash]

Well, I'm going to go and have a shower now.

 

[Servbot24]

You are wrong OP. I promise you. You are wrong. Everyone you walk past is dying.

Take a shower.

 

[JJH]

OP, who do you main in Smash?

 

[hobblygobbly]

take a fucking shower jesus fuck

 

[Lexxism]

Goddamn. It's not even a weekend yet. And what the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Terra Firma]

Ah, yes. The correct thing to do in a pandemic is to NOT practice basic hygiene.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

I'm not gonna act like OP doesn't stink up a storm, but let's be honest: he would've gotten the exact same replies if he had said the day before yesterday instead of April 17.

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Nope.

It would have been a healthy discussion with many supporting his position and experience.

This is 100% vs 0%.

 

[Deleted member 923]

You definitely smell like unadulterated ass, it's just that your friends are too nice to tell you.

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

You probably smell like Trump's butt while playing tennis.