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Hannibal Lecter decides he wants to eat you, how do you defeat him?
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Dudes middle-aged, he ain't gonna do shit against some young dude that hits the gym. I ain't even talking about me, just generally speaking.
If Batman liked to eat people, yes. He's intelligence is only behind Will Graham, the FBI agent investigating his murders.
Going to the gym doesn't make you good at fighting, lol. Middle aged isn't geriatric either...
Fair enough. I'm having fun because this is obviously a nonsense argument but if we're talking potential real-life scenario, he'd get destroyed by anyone stronger/faster with basic knowledge of fighting and how to protect yourself.
let him eat me but my one condition will be he has to make eye contact with me the whole time he does it
Yes, that is generally how it works, the better fighter usually wins lol.
Point being, ITT, it's almost always going to be Hannibal.
C'mon dude, that's tempting fate. You'll become the 11th 'dog' a piece of meat art, of his own design, just sitting in the living room until Will Graham finds you.
That's a pretty good matchup actually. Both are dominant supernatural forces in their own universes, for different reasons. With prep time, Hannibal has the win. If Wick ambushes him though...
I'd march right to his home, look him in the eye and say: "Don't eat me."
Brilliant!
Set up a poll on how to defeat him on ResetEra and despair in hopelessness when fighting him off with Thor 2: The Dark World becomes my chosen survival strategy.
"Era, I'm being hunted by Hannibal, do I have a shot?
Yes
No
Thor 2: The Dark World"
Since we're now in the real world. I shoot him. All that ninja shit won't work. Just sit in a place with one way in, no windows and wait. He walks through the door talkin shit just put a cap in him. Of course, since he's Hannibal, he'd probably have found a secret way into my safe room and slit my throat or some shit when i pulled the trigger on someone dressed up like him as he threw his voice.
He would never want to eat me in the first place because I'm always polite and he just eats the rude.
No thanks, I'll take the hemlock.
Oh shit he's in Hannibal? I only know of him from SVU lmao.
Yeah. Making yourself really nasty to him is the only way to survive this.
