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DrForester

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Lifetime Lineup:

Sadly I can't get much info on the films at this point in time.
Did some looking, and apparently Lifetime's "Under the Christmas Tree" in mid December is their first Lesbian couple Christmas movie.

Marketing whiz Alma Beltran (Elise Bauman) and Christmas tree whisperer Charlie Freemont (Tattiawna Jones) cross paths when Charlie finds the perfect tree for the Maine Governor's Holiday Celebration – right in Alma's back yard. While they initially spar, romantic sparks soon begin to fly between the two women as the enchanting tree and some Christmas fairy dust from the town's pâtissière extraordinaire (Ricki Lake) bring out the best in them and spark each other to take leaps of faith and fight for love and Christmas magic.



That actor is Kevin's brother, Wayne, on The Wonder Years. (A mini reunion going on here with Danica.) His name in this is Dwayne.

Wow. Didn't even recognize him.
 
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DrForester

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Tonight's experiment:
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Leading up to Christmas, marketing executive, Lauren, is visited by the ghosts of four ex boyfriends. She must learn to open her heart or risk losing her best friend, Nate. Starring Catherine Haena Kim, Raymond Ablack and Paul Sun-Hyung Lee.
 

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Good lord this thread was made for my wife. If I have to endure Christmas Kiss one more time...

Tbf, I love holiday movies, but a lot of these are just paint by numbers drivel.

And now I'm the no fun allowed poster. T_T
 
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Flashback to the couple in college, and they look exactly the same.

This isn't a Hallmark thing, just a movie thing I always think is hilarious. Like "well we could hire younger actors, or we could try makeup. Or we could just not give a shit"
 

Hours Left

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So there's only one cable Xmas movie this year with a gay couple, The Christmas House 2, down from three last year? What the fuck.

And if The Christmas House 2 is like the first one, the gay couple won't even be the B storyline, they'll be the C "plot" with barely 5 minutes of screen time.
 

falcondoc

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watching one of these right now from 2008 and its incredible. It has Brooke Burns (looking amazing) and Fonzie. The love interest just knocked out a toy shop owner in an alley with a trash can and jacked his keys to steal a bike.

These had way more bite in the past.
 

vixolus

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Good lord this thread was made for my wife. If I have to endure Christmas Kiss one more time...

Tbf, I love holiday movies, but a lot of these are just paint by numbers drivel.

And now I'm the no fun allowed poster. T_T
My Mom and grandparents watch Hallmark shit year round. It drives me crazy lol. The plot generator is so accurate. I'm also a no fun allowed poster, sorry gang.
 
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DrForester

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Looks like they're killing Santa tonight.

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Tanya is a police detective who is reluctantly partnered with fellow detective Ryan to solve a recent string of heists taking place during high-profile holiday parties around town. They go undercover as newlyweds Tasha and Rupert, moving into the vacant house next to Mr. Miller, the jovial chair of the community's Christmas committee…and the prime suspect in the case. As Tanya and Ryan partake in the neighborhood's holiday happenings to keep up appearances and crack the case, they get swept up in Christmas. Before they know it, their cover story as a couple in love starts to become reality. Starring Tamera Mowry-Housley, Paul Campbell, and Joe Pantoliano.
 

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Tonight's Experiment:
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You, Me & The Christmas Trees:
I think I just hate Summer Hallmark movies. This movie isn't any different but the Christmas setting just makes it so much better.

Also Hallmark saves their better male actors for Christmas. They brought a lot of new actors to the mix and it's been bad.
 
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DrForester

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The Santa Stakeout is set in "Denver". I wouldn't mind Denver looking more Vancouvery

They did at least use a real map of the place when they were showing the places that have been robbed.


Also a big fan of the comically generic "POLICE" logo.

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thecouncil

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Santa Stakeout was straight up good. Paul Campbell is pretty funny and he and Tamara worked well together. It was cute. Very Christmas-y.
 

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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/danica-mckellar-leaving-hallmark-gac-230725509.html

We'll see how this pans out. GAC Family or Great American Country is also doing a spinoff of Calls the Heart with Lori Loughlin. Their CEO is the guy who left Hallmark over the LGBT ad that got removed. So expect more conservative values and a Candace Bure anti-vaxx movie soon.

More movies the better but Hallmark has been struggling finding the one thing that should be easy, finding charismatic actors in their movies. A lot of their new actresses are boring.
 

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The Santa Stakeout is set in "Denver". I wouldn't mind Denver looking more Vancouvery

They did at least use a real map of the place when they were showing the places that have been robbed.


Also a big fan of the comically generic "POLICE" logo.

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That is funny.

Movie was pretty good. Genuinely entertaining and cute. But the chime that went along with that "all new" graphic at the bottom of the screen was really distracting every time it happened.
 
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https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/danica-mckellar-leaving-hallmark-gac-230725509.html

We'll see how this pans out. GAC Family or Great American Country is also doing a spinoff of Calls the Heart with Lori Loughlin. Their CEO is the guy who left Hallmark over the LGBT ad that got removed. So expect more conservative values and a Candace Bure anti-vaxx movie soon.

More movies the better but Hallmark has been struggling finding the one thing that should be easy, finding charismatic actors in their movies. A lot of their new actresses are boring.

Looks like a bunch of people went over to GAC already.
 
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Leads are in a park as the Christmas lights come on, and you can literally hear the guy off stage counting down to the light cue.
 
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They just raised all the funds, and harmony sang the melody instead of...uh...melo d. And melo d was okay with it all which makes melo d in...uh...harmony with the whole thing.

All for a 10k fundraiser at the end of which someone reveals they've been sitting on 250k the entire time.
 
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Two movies tonight.

Hallmark Channel:
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While throwing a "Christmas Around the World" party at her family's inn, an event planner discovers Christmas magic with a charming father-son duo whose presence brings about tension and joy. Starring Janel Parrish and Ryan Paevey.


Hallmark Movies And Mysteries

Nicole learns to deal with grief, with the help of her grandfather and a carpenter she hires to renovate the home that was once meant for her and her fiancé. Starring Torrey DeVitto, Dylan Bruce and Patrick Duffy.



Movie was pretty good. Genuinely entertaining and cute. But the chime that went along with that "all new" graphic at the bottom of the screen was really distracting every time it happened.

I think they got rid of the chime. I don't remember hearing it last night.
 

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DrForester what do you think of GAC Family trying to drink Hallmark's milkshake because of "the gays"
 
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They keep showing previews for tomorrows movie, and I know I will be completely unable to take Starbuck seriously as a Hallmark Christmas lead.
 

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Glad to see this thread, because I was shocked to see Christmas movies damn near on a marathon run on Hallmark the other day. I had to come post about it.

...before Halloween...

And it seems like I am about 2 weeks late. What the hell.

I'll take it tho, because I absolutely love Christmas time. Just waiting for 97.1 WASH FM in the DC area to start playing their 24/7 Christmas music. And the Music Choice Sounds of the Seasons on Comcast to flip to Christmas.

I actually checked the Sounds of the Season to make sure, but its still Halloween music.

What made me wanna post about this....while looking at NFL Countdown...I am trying to find the Hallmark channel, lol.

Watching it now...and they have Happy Halloween at the bottom of the screen with a Christmas hat and colors mixed with Halloween colors. They just straight up said fuck it, we doing this, so what. Even the commercials....they just went all in, lmao.
 
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Is there by any chance any movie about a hard working woman living in the big city who goes back to her small home town where she meets a man?

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I feel it's missing the "Woman recently broke up with a longtime boyfriend (whom her family NEVER met, but they are aware she was dating him for a long time), but promised her family back home (in a small town, of course) that she was bringing him home for Christmas, but she either meets a stranger going to the same town for different reasons and they make a plan to act as each others boyfriend/girlfriend to keep the ruse up, but actually wind up falling in love with each other." That or the gender-swapped version (man brings stranger woman home for Christmas, telling his family she's his fiancee and both have to play it up for the family).

The last column is missing "with a man who is secretly a prince of a generically British tiny European nation"
This too. Always find it funny that the country is seemingly somewhere IN the greater Europe area (not the British Isles), likely somewhere around Italy, France, Germany of such, a small little nation probably smaller than the size of Rhode Island, but everybody speaks in a British accent.

I want to know what drugs you take to watch these?
Cinnamon, sugar, gingerbread, and huffing pine needles.
 

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I feel it's missing the "Woman recently broke up with a longtime boyfriend (whom her family NEVER met, but they are aware she was dating him for a long time), but promised her family back home (in a small town, of course) that she was bringing him home for Christmas, but she either meets a stranger going to the same town for different reasons and they make a plan to act as each others boyfriend/girlfriend to keep the ruse up, but actually wind up falling in love with each other." That or the gender-swapped version (man brings stranger woman home for Christmas, telling his family she's his fiancee and both have to play it up for the family).


This too. Always find it funny that the country is seemingly somewhere IN the greater Europe area (not the British Isles), likely somewhere around Italy, France, Germany of such, a small little nation probably smaller than the size of Rhode Island, but everybody speaks in a British accent.

Cinnamon, sugar, gingerbread, and huffing pine needles.
Isn't that the plot to a Ryan Reynolds movie?
 
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They should have gotten the actor who played Leoben on BSG to play the love interest.
 

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I don't know if this counts, but this is the closest thing to a Christmas movie thread we got

 

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I don't know if this counts, but this is the closest thing to a Christmas movie thread we got


I skimmed the trailer. 80's, video games, Neil Patrick Harris, I'm in. What is with this trend of trailers being over 2.5 minutes long? Goddamn. I never watch more than a minute, or they tend to show all the key stuff from the movie.
 

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Critic impressions are out for "Nine Kittens of Christmas" already. Some weird stuff's going on here.

"There's a certain twist involving not one, not two, but three of the kittens that will prove to be among the most contentious, divisive studio decisions of 2021."
-USA Today

"Went into this one with low expectations. Completely blown away. Jaded souls will call this one Oscar-bait. Those of us with a little Christmas spirit in our veins will be begging for an NKoC Cinematic Universe."
Deadline

"If you're on the fence... don't be. Nine Kittens of Christmas is borderline offensive to every group of people on earth. I've never spent 86 minutes so disgusted in my life."
The Atlantic

"Oh, cry me an ocean, Atlantic. Nine Kittens of Christmas is precisely what the pandemic era needs - fun. Sure, characters kick the bucket offscreen, the villain's motivations aren't well-explained, and there are some murky pacing issues around the time Kitten Seven turns into a kaiju. But I walked away with a holiday smile."
GamersImpact

"I'm beyond upset that this piece of concrete trash made it past the first writing pass, let alone became a hype machine. Nine Kittens of Christmas is gory, psychosexually disturbing, and just ludicrous enough to spawn a whole new wave of conspiracy nuts in the years to come."
CNN

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You know the drill, someone hit me up when POC movies are gonna air.

It has come to my attention that BET is getting in on the action. Tonight's their first one.

A Rich Christmas

What do the rich want for Christmas? When a spoiled socialite's Holiday plans are turned upside down, she is taught a valuable lesson in putting others before herself.
 
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Two movies tonight.

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Next Stop Christmas: (there's a thread for this one)
www.resetera.com

Christopher Lloyd and Lea Thompson are going to be in a Hallmark movie about a time traveling train

This seemed dorky enough to share in it's own thread. Movie synopsis is exactly what you'd expect. I fully expect Lloyd to barely be in it.
Angie is determined to spend Christmas alone but her usual commuter ride turns into a Christmas train that drops her off in her home town in 2011. Stars Lyndsy Fonseca, Chandler Massey, Lea Thompson and Christopher Lloyd.

A Mrs. Miracle Christmas
When a family faces loneliness and loss of faith, Mrs. Miracle swoops in to renew their Christmas Spirit, and they experience a holiday of heavenly proportions. Starring Kaitlin Doubleday, Steve Lund, Paula Shaw and Caroline Rhea.

There's also a new one on Netflix. A Belgian film called "The Claus Family". It's on US netflix both subtitltes and with a decent dub. I watch this one earlier. It's alright.
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Watch The Claus Family | Netflix Official Site

When his grandfather suddenly falls ill, holiday-hating Jules learns of his family's magical legacy and realizes he's the only hope to save Christmas.
When his grandfather suddenly falls ill, holiday-hating Jules learns of his family's magical legacy and realizes he's the only hope to save Christmas.
 

DrScruffleton

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Anyone know if there is a way to get the hallmark channel without having cable? My mom is killing me asking about it so she can watch the holiday movies. Any of those services where you can pick what channels you want? I've never used them before
 

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Not a bad set of films so far. I really enjoyed The Santa Stakeout.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/danica-mckellar-leaving-hallmark-gac-230725509.html

We'll see how this pans out. GAC Family or Great American Country is also doing a spinoff of Calls the Heart with Lori Loughlin. Their CEO is the guy who left Hallmark over the LGBT ad that got removed. So expect more conservative values and a Candace Bure anti-vaxx movie soon.

More movies the better but Hallmark has been struggling finding the one thing that should be easy, finding charismatic actors in their movies. A lot of their new actresses are boring.
This plan by GAC isn't going to work. Their station isn't as accessible as Hallmark Channel.