did you notice that Dalton (from Roadhouse) does not know the difference between nouns, verbs, and adjectives?

Bubble Metropolis · Mar 15, 2020

I didn't think the worldwide school closures would have such quick ramifications.

Everyday Grammar: When Nouns Act Like Adjectives

Username1198 · Mar 15, 2020

Eli5: why is "cocksucker" one word but "dick sucker" isn't?

cj_iwakura · Mar 15, 2020

Gibson · Mar 15, 2020

OP needs to go back to school.

Stinkles · Mar 15, 2020

Username1198 said:
I always think of deadwood whenever I see the word cocksucker. Such a phenomenal show.

Scottish Deadwood would say "Bawbag" and Al Swearingen would be called Malky Clartymooth and the town would be called Deedwidd.

Deleted member 49482 · Mar 15, 2020

bangai-o said:
"Cock" is an adjective because it is describing the kind of sucking that is occurring. "Suck" is a verb. Then, the suffix /er/ is added at the end making it a three syllable word.

So, what I'm learning from this thread is that Dalton understands what nouns are, but bangia-o doesn't understand what adjectives are. Or maybe he doesn't understand what a verb or noun is. At this point, I'm not sure I understand what he doesn't understand, but there is definitely some misunderstanding.

I think I want to begin by telling you that adjectives don't modify verbs, but then you start talking about suffixes and syllables and I don't know where to begin all over again.

CaviarMeths · Mar 15, 2020

bangai-o said:
"Cock" is an adjective because it is describing the kind of sucking that is occurring. "Suck" is a verb. Then, the suffix /er/ is added at the end making it a three syllable word.

I mean even if your reasoning was sound here (it isn't), then 'cock' would be an adverb, not an adjective.

Prolepro · Mar 15, 2020

yikes op

(/english graduate)

Akira86 · Mar 15, 2020

lol only late night on a saturday

Jakenbakin · Mar 15, 2020

jdmc13 said:
He use to verb nouns like you in other noun.

Verbing weirds language.

Human Resources · Mar 15, 2020

a noun is a person, place, or thing
a sucker is "one who sucks", a person in this case, and therefore a noun

Unicorn · Mar 15, 2020

Question:

Is this you?

I demand to speak with the reprobate renting PSP movies from Gamefly

https://www.gamefly.com/games/pspmovie/mostpopular First, how did you like Elektra this week? Second, was it better than Roadhouse?

www.resetera.com

morningbus said:
First, how did you like Elektra this week?

Second, was it better than Roadhouse?

xxracerxx · Mar 15, 2020

No way OP is in college like they claim. All they do is make asinine threads occasionally.

Soundscream · Mar 15, 2020

xxracerxx said:
No way OP is in college like they claim. All they do is make asinine threads occasionally.

They go to Whatsthematterwith U, the fighting Shit Threads 💩.

Deleted member 10234 · Mar 15, 2020

xxracerxx said:
No way OP is in college like they claim. All they do is make asinine threads occasionally.

What else would they be doing in college

Duebrithil · Mar 15, 2020

What is backfire a combination of?

Steak · Mar 15, 2020

Duebrithil said:
What is backfire a combination of?

clearly two nouns, referring to how when your thread goes wrong you feel a fire on your back

TheGreatMightyPoo · Mar 15, 2020

show me your skeleton · Mar 15, 2020

Gibson said:
OP needs to go back to school.

they can't, all the schools are closed

bawjaws · Mar 15, 2020

Username1198 said:
I always think of deadwood whenever I see the word cocksucker. Such a phenomenal show.

Funny, because after this thread I always think of deadwood when I see the name bangai-o

Officer Big Mac · Mar 15, 2020

show me your skeleton said:
they can't, all the schools are closed

Not all of them

EDebs1916 · Mar 15, 2020

bangai-o said:
"Cock" is an adjective because it is describing the kind of sucking that is occurring. "Suck" is a verb. Then, the suffix /er/ is added at the end making it a three syllable word.

bawjaws · Mar 15, 2020

bangai-o said:
"Cock" is an adjective because it is describing the kind of sucking that is occurring. "Suck" is a verb. Then, the suffix /er/ is added at the end making it a three syllable word.

Ah, this is the point that I realise that this entire thread is bait.

Please be bait.

NightShift · Mar 15, 2020

Beautiful thread.

Fuzzy · Mar 15, 2020

EDebs1916 said:

It's true, double negative = a positive.

Red Fire · Mar 15, 2020

Lame attempt at trying to be funny

LukeOP · Mar 15, 2020

The argument proves itself to be wrong. Adjectives do not modify verbs.

StickofRock · Mar 15, 2020

Op used to verb noun's like this in prison.

Deleted member 4247 · Mar 15, 2020

Yep, those are both nouns.

BossAttack · Mar 15, 2020

Thank you for this thread OP.

Yōkai_0h-No · Mar 15, 2020

astro said:
They are nouns when referring to a person.

GYODX · Mar 15, 2020

One of the worst thread backfires I've ever seen lol.

Mammoth Jones · Mar 15, 2020

HStallion said:
OP just got his throat ripped out

Got damn.

King Alamat · Mar 15, 2020

Behold, an adjective!

Javier23 · Mar 15, 2020

bangai-o said:
"Cock" is an adjective because it is describing the kind of sucking that is occurring. "Suck" is a verb. Then, the suffix /er/ is added at the end making it a three syllable word.

You surely are just trolling us, right?

Doukou · Mar 15, 2020

What a sucker you are

Yossarian · Mar 15, 2020

subpar spatula said:
I stand with bangai-o

Nobody puts bangai-o in the corner.

Hang on...

Soliloquy of a Dogge · Mar 15, 2020

Just want to say that bangai-o is probably the MVP of Era and should be thanked for his enjoyable threads.

Steak · Mar 15, 2020

King Alamat said:
Behold, an adjective!

no that's a feathered man

noyram23 · Mar 15, 2020

This probably just some bait to lure in funny Roadhouse meme, right??

Dream Machine · Mar 15, 2020

astro said:
They are nouns when referring to a person.

You could have just stopped at "they are nouns"

astro · Mar 15, 2020

Dream Machine said:
You could have just stopped at "they are nouns"

To cock a gun is a verb, to sucker a person is a verb.

In this context, they are nouns.

MrPressStart · Mar 15, 2020

I came into the thread thinking he did it multiple times in the movie and I never noticed.... I was going to go back and watch it.

King Alamat · Mar 15, 2020

I hereby declare "adjecverb" as a PG-replacement for the term "cocksucker".

Tuorom · Mar 15, 2020

Soundscream said:

Fat4all · Mar 15, 2020

hurt dont pain

Bangai O · Mar 15, 2020

Betelgeuse said:
Thank you for reminding me of possibly the greatest movie ever made.

AAA high-budget Roadhouse videogame when? The IP is a goldmine. I'm thinking Rockstar would be a good fit.

I love the escalation in the last quarter of the film. It ramps up into a totally different movie.

Officer Big Mac · Mar 15, 2020

Him is risening.

Soundscream · Mar 15, 2020

Deleted member 41520 · Mar 15, 2020

bangai-o said:
"Cock" is an adjective because it is describing the kind of sucking that is occurring. "Suck" is a verb. Then, the suffix /er/ is added at the end making it a three syllable word.

Would you say, "this man seems cock"?

did you notice that Dalton (from Roadhouse) does not know the difference between nouns, verbs, and adjectives?

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