You have to sit and watch one of these in its entirety. Which do you choose?

[Transistor]

So how do you choose to ruin your weekend Era?

 

[Dest]

Crystal Skull easy.

We can hold hands while we watch it. We're gonna watch it together, right?

 

[PlanetSmasher]

Crystal Skull isn't a good movie, but it's also not an offensively incompetent movie like Rise of Skywalker.

 

[Commodore64]

I'll never forgive what they did to Finn.

 

[Ryuelli]

Rise of Skywalker is fuckton of fun, just not that well written. I'll go with that.

 

[Super-Volt]

RoS because I was so bored when I watched Crystal Skull. At least RoS has some nice visuals. But I'd just put it on in the background and keep my phone or tablet handy for entertainment purposes.

 

[Astro Cat]

I hope I never have to see Palpatine ever again.

 

[Spacejaws]

Honestly Rise for me even though it's fucking shit.

 

[Hero_of_the_Day]

Skywalker is mediocre. But, Crystal Skull is fucking trash.

 

[m_shortpants]

Probably Indiana Jones. It was bad, but RoS is egregiously dumb with its plot contrivances.

 

[TaySan]

Crystal Skull

 

[El Bombastico]

Crystal Skull is utter shit but it has SOME scenes that are bearable, even somewhat enjoyable.

TROS has nothing, NOTHING.

 

[Dosmo]

I haven't seen Crystal Skull since it was in theaters, so I'd go with that just for variety.

 

[The Unsent]

Crystal Skull anytime. Hate how Rise of Skywalker undid the message of TLJ that the hero doesn't need to come from a special family, I thought it was a mean-spirited film.

 

[Beren]

The shorter one.

 

[crimsonheadGCN]

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. The reason why is because I liked the movie and never found it to be bad.

 

[Pall Mall]

Crystal skull is easy to bear, there's fine action and old Indy is fun.

Rise of Skywalker is the worst movie I've seen in a cinema period.

 

[TheXbox]

Skull. The first 40 minutes are sort of okay. Rise is unbearable from minute one. The dead speak!

 

[Serule]

Crystal Skull is mediocre
Rise of Skywalker made me angry over and over

 

[bluehat9]

I dont even remember Crystal Skull but just thinking about RoS makes me angry(babu frik is cool though). So indiana jones it is.

 

[EndlessSummer]

I dislike all 3 SW sequel movies, so I'll go with Crystal skull.

 

[Venatio]

Indy, easily. TROS is insanely boring.

 

[hordak]

I'd rather watch my parents have sex. Again

 

[Carbon]

I saw Rise of Skywalker once.

I've only seen clips of Crystal Skull (including most of the "dumb" parts), and would rather watch that one.

 

[Garp TXB]

Crystal Skull, because at least I enjoy the warehouse scene. I pretend the movie ends after that and the rest is Indy's fever dream

 

[Deleted member 3208]

Haven't watched the other Indiana Jones, so Crystal Skull is just a mindless waste of time.

Rise of Skywalker though... One of the few times a movie has angered me.

 

[Lobster Roll]

I'll watch them both. I don't take either franchise that seriously and enjoy eating popcorn and watching some predictable action in both. Sometimes fast food media scratches the right itch.

 

[thecouncil]

ive been meaning to watch crystal skull again. and rise of skywalker is very bad. so.

 

[Skiptastic]

I'd rather never see Rise of Skywalker again because it just makes me mad. I love TFA and TLJ so much.

 

[meowdi gras]

If forced, Crystal Skull. But both movies about make me want to lapse into a short coma.

 

[Hella]

Haven't seen any of the Jones movies, so I'm in.

 

[Garp TXB]

Haven't seen any of the Jones movies, so I'm in.

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Oh no… please don't start with Indy 4

 

[vixolus]

I went to the theaters for Star Wars but haven't seen Indiana Jones so probably Indy for the novelty

 

[Kyoufu]

I'll take almost anything over Rise of Skywalker.

Almost anything.

 

[sir_crocodile]

Indiana Jones is shorter and has a couple of decent scenes sprinkled among the crap

Also feels like an actual movie (albeit a poor one) rather then a series of scenes stitched together in some kind of franksteinien monstrosity like RoS

 

[Dalek]

Crystal Skull is abysmal.

At least with Star Wars there's a lot of cool special effects I can look at.

 

[Manu]

Crystal Skull isn't even the worst Indy film.

 

[UltraMav]

I actually like both those movies, but Star Wars. 🤷‍♂️

 

[Poppy]

i never ended up seeing the last star wars so i guess that by default

 

[Rhomega]

I liked Crystal Skull more than Temple of Doom. It's not that bad.

 

[FTF]

There is def some recency bias going on here with these results.

 

[Autumn]

Indy since I haven't seen it.

SW sucks.

 

[SoundCheck]

Indiana has the fridge scene which automatically makes it 1000x more fun than SW

 

[Jetsun Mila]

Indiana Jones was always dumb fun so the Crystal Skull fits in way better

 

[Saladin]

indiana Jones. I'm not a SW head so I don't care much about it

 

[Ryuelli]

I'd rather watch my parents have sex. Again

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Yeah, I'd also rather watch your parents have sex again.

 

[Coyote Starrk]

Crystal Skull easily. It's so bad that it can be entertaining in it's badness.


RoS is just fucking awful. Nothing redeems it.

 

[Spacejaws]

I'd rather watch my parents have sex. Again

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I didn't see this poll option can I change my answer? At least this might have younger geriatrics in it pretending to still have it.

 

[Soundscream]

Option C I jump out of the window

 

[Banshee]

At this point, Star Wars. It's the only movie of the entire series I haven't seen - ironically not over the word of mouth, I'm just lazy about watching shit. The word of mouth is why I finally said eh, whatever, I'm good on Star Wars, but in this scenario, I'd say fuck it and watch the train wreck.

Never seen an Indiana Jones, and don't particularly have any interest in them, so it's an easy skip.