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One Winged Slayer
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Oct 26, 2017
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if he's DKs nephew, DK must have a brother or sister. But who? And how is DK an ape and Diddy a monkey. None of this makes sense.
 

Aprikurt

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Who's Scrappy-Doo's parents, and why have they entrusted care to their retarded brother in law?

You people are the worst honestly.
 

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We don't know yet for sure. There is speculation that he could be more closely related to Funky Kong. Could be Fedora Kong or Redneck Kong as well. In all likelyhood his parents probably died in the Great Ape War.
 

ItIsOkBro

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The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
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clearly he's dead. why else would dk bring his nephew on a perilous adventure and not his brother.

probably died during the great ape war
 

1000% H

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Oct 25, 2017
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You don't need to be blood related to consider someone an uncle/aunt/niece/nephew.
 

The Unsent

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Oct 25, 2017
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I think it's Kiddy Kong, who actually has an ambiguous syndrome and is older than he acts. He is looking for his son, Diddy in DKC3 but he can't remember why.
 
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One Winged Slayer
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Oct 26, 2017
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I've heard of these great ape wars in passing. What happened. Who died?
 

TheDinoman

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Oct 25, 2017
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Kevin Bayliss, of course. The same guy who created the Battletoads, the Killer Instinct cast, and the modern Donkey Kong.
 
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One Winged Slayer
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Oct 26, 2017
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I thought Diddy was just some random monkey DK picked to be his sidekick

Nah it's definitely his nephew.

Maybe his dad is Swanky?

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MrDoctor

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Oct 26, 2017
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donkey kong is a shared universe with mario, yeah? who's to say dk didn't mercilessly kill a stork on his way to collect bananas?
 

L Thammy

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Oct 25, 2017
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Diddy Kong came into existence in his own power like Atum.
Using the same method, too.


edit: I fucked up my Egyptian gods, sorry.