When you’re home alone, do you close the door to poop?

[Cheesebu]

It's still the weekend for a few hours and we haven't hit the poop thread quota.

I do. I just feel weird with it open.

The only exception is if there is a show on live TV that I can absorb by hearing it and it's like right at the end. Like usually 20/20 or some shit. They just show the same three pictures and b-roll footage for most of the show anyway.

 

[CloseTalker]

Yeah. I live in an apartment and my bathroom is right beside my front door. If the bathroom door was open, there is a 100% chance people in the hall could hear me shitting

 

[nsilvias]

of course, gotta leave the poop smell inside the bathroom

 

[Freeglader]

Yeah it's all about the smell

 

[Atom]

No. Leave the door open to assert dominance on any would be intruders.

 

[Khanimus]

I close the door and my cats will just scratch and meow incessantly. Always have to end up opening it for them so they can either use the litter box or just lie at my feet.

 

[Rhomega]

Yes, I love the sense of isolation and being closed off.

 

[Br3wnor]

Of course, I don't want my living room to smell like shit when I'm done

Yes, I love the sense of isolation and being closed off.

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THIS

I often in my head when I'm on the shitter, visualize like a zoom out from a satellite perspective of my bathroom to my neighborhood, state, country etc. and it just makes you really think of the scale of the world and how you're such a tiny tiny small part of it

 

[Elfgore]

Wide open as can be. The only reason I shut my bathroom door is to shower and not set off the smoke detector.

 

[echoshifting]

Sometimes. Mood-dependent

 

[CrazyDude]

It would be awkward me and the person breaking into my house, so yes. I don't want to be caught with my pants down.

 

[Kawngi]

Yeah, I don't want my cats to feel weird if they walk by.

 

[TaySan]

Sometimes I do sometimes I don't. Depends if they are people nearby or not.

 

[B.K.]

Yes. I still close it and still lock the door.

 

[Strike]

Gonna let all the stank out

 

[Yourfawthaaa]

Yeah.

 

[NESpowerhouse]

yes. What if someone comes back while you're in there?

 

[kcp12304]

I even lock the door.

 

[Mona]

nope im wide open, in more ways than one

 

[Marnie]

Gotta contain the smell, so always close

 

[Cheesebu]

Gonna let all the stank out

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That's true. I close the door personally but my bathroom window has this suction thing happening so the stink never goes to the living room really.

 

[King Fossil]

I often in my head when I'm on the shitter, visualize like a zoom out from a satellite perspective of my bathroom to my neighborhood, state, country etc. and it just makes you really think of the scale of the world and how you're such a tiny tiny small part of it

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This guy shits.

 

[Cheesebu]

yes. What if someone comes back while you're in there?

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I only live with my wife, and if she comes home while I'm in the bathroom I open the door to yell hi lmao.

Which kinda defeats the purpose I guess but I can't just sit there with the door open. What if a robber comes in?

 

[B.K.]

What if a robber comes in?

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Goatse them and they'll leave.

 

[PaulloDEC]

Hell no. I live alone, so that door is almost never shut.

 

[Typhon]

I shut the door anytime I enter the bathroom simply out of habit, doesn't matter what I'm doing.

 

[Jawmuncher]

Pets when you leave the door open

 

[Baphomet]

I dont close the door even if my wife is home :p , only close it for guests.

 

[PersonAndStuff]

I basically never close my bathroom door. That way my cat can always bug me.

 

[Holyoneturtle]

of course, gotta leave the poop smell inside the bathroom

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This!

 

[Kasai]

Nah, I have cats. Even if people are home, I open and close the door to let them in and out. But if I'm home alone, I leave it wide open.

 

[mbpm]

Yes, it prevents the CIA in my closet from getting me easily.

 

[Stencil]

No but only because I need to hear if anyone breaks in so I can activate and use my Bathroom Weapon™ in time.

Haven't had to yet, but that's why I leave the door open.

 

[grang]

I push it so it's "closed," like just barely open with the door mechanism resting against the frame. When my girlfriend is home though, it's closed tight.

 

[Mekanos]

I often in my head when I'm on the shitter, visualize like a zoom out from a satellite perspective of my bathroom to my neighborhood, state, country etc. and it just makes you really think of the scale of the world and how you're such a tiny tiny small part of it

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Bro what

 

[Lobster Roll]

I often in my head when I'm on the shitter, visualize like a zoom out from a satellite perspective of my bathroom to my neighborhood, state, country etc. and it just makes you really think of the scale of the world and how you're such a tiny tiny small part of it

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I have these thoughts about other, famous people to normalize my life. Like tomorrow morning Steph Curry is gonna be sitting on the can browsing Reddit and taking a dump just like me haha

 

[PandaShake]

There's no other light source, I'd hate for the power to go out and be in pitch black darkness. Open for me

 

[Drachen]

Why would you leave it open? Do you want poo stanky permeating the surrounding area?

 

[LazyLain]

Why would you leave it open? Do you want poo stanky permeating the surrounding area?

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Yes.

 

[DevilMayGuy]

Yeah man I don't want dookie smell goin all over, even when I use poo pourri

 

[echoshifting]

nope im wide open, in more ways than one

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nice

 

[louiedog]

My apartment is designed so that there's a straight view from bedroom window, through the bedroom, right into the bathroom. So if the curtains are open and the bedroom door is open (which it almost always is during the day) then my neighbors would have a great view if I didn't anxiously make sure that door is always closed when I walk in, even if home alone.

 

[BassForever]

I would probably just leave it a jar, but then my dog pushes the door open and gets all up in my business when I'm doing my business.

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

I close and lock it.

 

[MrCibb]

No because I can see the telly from the shitter.

 

[Sunbeam]

Door?

 

[Ravelle]

Wide open but sometimes I close and lock it out of habit.

 

[olag]

I always close the door. I don't want to set off an lingering AOE in my living room everytime I poop.

 

[Qikz]

Yeah. I live in an apartment and my bathroom is right beside my front door. If the bathroom door was open, there is a 100% chance people in the hall could hear me shitting

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Same as me. If it wasn't like that I probably wouldn't

 

[FinalArcadia]

I close and lock every bathroom door, even if I'm alone.