The weird and wacky world of Donkey Kong plushies

[Burgess_101]

I was browsing eBay for Donkey Kong teddies as a present, and what I discovered was like nothing I have ever seen before.

Let me introduce you to the strange enigma that is DK plushes:

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That's just a select few...

 

[DickHams]

Are you sure you didn't search for Dankey Kang?

 

[Burgess_101]

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[TheGreatMightyPoo]

They're all perfect.

 

[DickHams]

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That's assault, Mr. Kong.

 

[Deleted member 671]

This one has seen some shit.

 

[Deleted member 27793]

 

[TheGreatMightyPoo]

This one has seen some shit.

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Or smoked it.

 

[TheMoon]

They're all perfect.

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[dannymate]

My favourite above.

I'm looking at the amazon page now and what is this picture even meant to show?

 

[FormatCompatible]

I love this one's face so much.

''Oh I can't fucking believe he is doing this again...''

 

[TheMoon]

I'm looking at the amazon page now and what is this picture even meant to show?

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dong size before expand

 

[Reversed]

 

[Jawmuncher]

These are all perfect avatars for people lol

 

[rewkol]

I don't see a problem with any of these

 

[SirCheese]

My favourite above.

I'm looking at the amazon page now and what is this picture even meant to show?

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Ape phrenology.

 

[Nick Nehidnyk]

 

[DickHams]

 

[EightBitNate]

I have half the mind to change "DK" on his tie to "PTSDK"

 

[Gunny T Highway]

I can't stop laughing at the pics.

 

[VB32]

Im dying here, thank you for this.

 

[Raptomex]

My favourite above.

I'm looking at the amazon page now and what is this picture even meant to show?

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I literally laughed out loud. I want this.

 

[catboy]

My favourite above.

I'm looking at the amazon page now and what is this picture even meant to show?

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He big

 

[Poison Jam]

Here's some more from Ebay:

 

[makonero]

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alms for the poor?

 

[soulzonik]

This is mine lol

 

[DevilPuncher]

I love this one's face so much.

''Oh I can't fucking believe he is doing this again...''

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Punished Kong

 

[Deleted member 9971]

I love this thread.

 

[Deleted member 176]

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lmao

I thought something completely different when you said "Donkey Kong teddies" and now I'm a little disappointed tbh

 

[andymcc]

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I had the bottom one as a kid!

 

[RoboitoAM]

Diddy Kong stays winning

 

[MagnusGman]

These are just fantastic.

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Ok this one I might need to have.

 

[TheBlind]

Here's some more from Ebay:

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AVGN talked about this one

 

[Username1198]

That's assault, Mr. Kong.

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Lmao

 

[spyroflame0487]

A lot of them are really terrible, but the baby DK plush is cute.
For some reason he just doesn't translate well to a plush.

 

[Hero of Legend]

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That stare. Also, I NEED that Diddy one! :D

 

[dannymate]

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I couldn't stop thinking about what this donkey kong reminded me of.

Needless to say I figured it out.

 

[Demolition_Human]

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.....SEND HELP!!! XD

 

[Ayirek]

I have half the mind to change "DK" on his tie to "PTSDK"

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Those are all fantastically bizarre. I must collect them all.

 

[Illusion]

Bookmarking this thread.
Let this be known to history.

 

[Deleted member 4093]

This is mine lol

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LOL.. look like he exposing himself

 

[capitalCORN]

Here's some more from Ebay:

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I actually love this one. Wide eyed 80's wonderment.

 

[Gold Arsene]

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[BGBW]

I remember during an early BritGAFEra meet we found a crane game with DK plushies in them, complete with the bulging eyes. We did try and win one just because it looked hilarious. We dubbed him Donkey Wrong.

Unfortunately, we were all crap at crane games.

Anywho, have a crazy Wario plush:

 

[Joltik]

A few of these are bootleg for sure.

 

[Philly Cheesesteak]

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"Please K. Rool, can I have some more?"

 

[SalvaPot]

 

[Deleted member 24118]

What about costumes?

 

[L Thammy]

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[mindatlarge]

Here's some more from Ebay:

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Was gonna post this as I own one. It may not be a great representation of today's DK, but I think it has some charm.