The protagonist of the last game you've played is now your lawyer in your upcoming trial

[Lightjolly]

You did a bad thing, but you get a unique lawyer, How good would they be defending you?

 

[MWorldII]

I will leave you to prepare, 47.

 

[JCADX]

I don´t think Sonic would be a good lawyer xD

 

[ReddishGUI]

Eivor would be flyting I guess.

 

[Homura]

I don't think Mario is qualified to be a lawyer

 

[Finale Fireworker]

Hopefully you will write to me in prison.

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[PhazonBlazer]

Well Joker would just change the hearts of the prosecutor for me.

 

[Duncan]

 

[Gestault]

Got'dangit deep-voice sniper guy from Sniper Elite 4, that'll never fly in appeals.

 

[Lukar]

Eivor from Assassin's Creed: Valhalla.

Um... I think she'd win for me in trial by combat, at least?

 

[Perkin_Warbeck]

I guess Demon's Souls guy would just stand there and look stern.

 

[Walker_Boh]

Agent 47 would make a compelling argument to the jury.

 

[jotun?]

He can rewrite the rules of reality, so I think I'll do okay

Or maybe he'll accidentally turn me into a rock 🤷🏻‍♂️

 

[Exist 2 Inspire]

Sora from Kingdom Hearts, rip my ass lol.

 

[LostCauseUnite!]

Ah yes, Byleth


Do... do whatever you supposed to do. Do your thing

 

[Seijuro]

It's funny because I just passed a quest in AC Valhalla where Eivor convinced someone to fight a big brutish Dane in single combat to settle a conflict.

Spoiler

and it didn't end well for them.

So probably Eivor would just make me do Holmgang against my accuser.

 

[PucePikmin]

The moustache dude from Curse of the Dead Gods...I don't know if we'll win, but if we lose, I think we'd be able to escape the courthouse pretty easily.

 

[-Tetsuo-]

I will leave you to prepare, 47.

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You are certainly going to win that case

 

[Truno]

The silent protagonist from DQ8? I just reached a part where he witnessed a woman being stabbed by a dog holding a staff in its mouth and did nothing. I'm going to guantanamo

 

[Exellus]

Ori

Freaking Ori.

It doesn't speak so....

 

[s_mirage]

Okay, so technically the last game I played was Evangelion: Girlfriend of Steel. That would make Shinji Ikari my lawyer. I have concerns.

 

[VilleEricson]

2B will get the win for me. 9S will help too.

 

[iksenpets]

Uh, I last played Rez Infinite, so maybe they'd just hack the court computers to delete the charges against me, and we'd all kind of dance and get a better appreciation for nature and the human spirit in the process?

 

[Ojli]

Shadow from Cyber Shadow. Not a talker, but he has got some good ethos

 

[TechnoDisaster]

I'm halfway through 13 Sentinels. I've got a whole team ready to save my ass. Or screw me over. Not sure yet. This story is fucking wild.

 

[gully state]

Expertise! From the experts.

 

[Lari]

Honestly don't think my hunter, as badass as she is, would make a very good lawyer. I'd be in trouble.

 

[Deleted member 60582]

So either my Hunter or Zavala would be representing me in court...hopefully it's Zavala, because all my Hunter would do would be to stand in front of the judge petting a holographic chicken.

 

[SGJin]

The Dragonborn? I guess he can shout over pretty much anyone.

 

[zYuuKwn]

oh no

 

[Holyoneturtle]

Uhhhh I got the monster hunter. I don't think he's ever said a word 😬

 

[DarthWoo]

Last game I played was World of Warships....so I guess the USS Georgia (fictitious battleship based on an earlier Iowa scheme but with three dual 18" gun turrets rather than the three triple 16") is going to drop in and crush the courthouse.

 

[LostCauseUnite!]

Ori

Freaking Ori.

It doesn't speak so....

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It doesn't need to, it's a god.

 

[jakomocha]

Shit I have Kratos he'd just murder the entire courtroom, me included

 

[Lobster Roll]

Zagreus. He probably wouldn't show as he's got other things he's gotta handle.

 

[GCQ]

Kassandra was almost held in contempt for repeatedly calling the judge and case a malaka.

 

[VilleEricson]

I will leave you to prepare, 47.

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This was just too good to be the first answer haha!

 

[Coleslaw]

So I guess it would just be a pile of Tetris blocks sitting there? At least I'll have a good shot on appeal.

 

[Dutch Masters]

XCOM.

Commander: I am 99% certain you will be acquitted

Me:

 

[That1GoodHunter]

Pillars of Eternity character with max Lore stat, I'm gonna be out in no more than a day's time 😌

 

[Deleted member 3208]

My Villager from Animal Crossing? What will they do to convince the judge I'm innocent? Emotes? Oh well, I'm going straight to prison.

 

[Gunny T Highway]

I got Joker from Persona 5 on my side. He can change the hearts of the Prosecutor or Jury to get me acquitted. Also he could call favors from Sae to help me.

 

[maouvin]

Victory Pose will save me.

 

[AndyD]

Huh, been playing Jedi Fallen Order. I guess I might be OK? If he gets the droid alongside, I feel better still.

 

[Abi]

Phoenix Wright. I'm good ;)

 

[Shalashaska]

Lea from Crosscode. Considering she can only say 5 words and is probably not an expert of any area of the law, I'm probably in trouble.

 

[TransEuropaExpress]

Jesse Faden from Control

"We think your client shat on his boss' desk, what does he have to say for himself...?!"

"

"

 

[Deleted member 16876]

Tommy Vercetti can change their mind. Illegally of course.

"Tommy Vercetti, remember the name."

 

[DAGBlue]

Jesse Faden from Control

"We think your client shat on his boss' desk, what does he have to say for himself...?!"

"

"

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[KillstealWolf]

Sol Badguy? (Guilty Gear Strive Beta, I assume he's the protagonist for Strive)

I imagine he'll defend me alright at least.