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But Why Tho? (7/10):
While totally different from Elder Scrolls on your console or PC, The Elder Scrolls: Blades is a lot of fun and feels like it belongs… I was mystified by the energy and joy that Elder Scrolls games bring, despite not being able to explore an open world. The Elder Scrolls: Blades has a little something for everyone, even if you're looking to just past the time.

Multiplayer.it (6/10, review in Italian):
The Elder Scrolls: Blades is a simple dungeon crawler, with a nice progression system but repetitive gameplay during expeditions, that represent the core of the experience. The game's got lots of microtransactions since it's a free-to-play title, but the graphics are pretty outdated and there are no motion controls on Nintendo Switch.

Wccftech (5/10):
I don't hate The Elder Scrolls: Blades, at least conceptually. Bethesda's lightweight F2P Elder Scrolls game has all the hallmarks of the franchise but delivers them all in such a hollow way that it loses everything that makes the franchise beloved. You might find some enjoyment in the game, as I have done, but you will inevitably become weary of the dungeons, frustrated with the timers, and on Nintendo Switch, you will find the performance to be at times unbearable. Fans of The Elder Scrolls deserve better than this, but it's all they will get until The Elder Scrolls VI launches years from now.

Switch Player (2.5/5):
On paper, The Elder Scrolls: Blades proposes to deliver a light version of the seminal The Elder Scrolls RPG experience. Despite providing some solid gameplay mechanics, it is plagued by poor performance, an always-online limitation, and predatory microtransactions.

Nintendo World Report (4/10):
The Elder Scrolls: Blades is a simple case of a mediocre game on mobile just not holding up on an actual console. Concessions made for mobile play just don't make sense here. Not to mention when blown up to a TV or even the modest size of the Switch's screen, Blades is pretty ugly. It's a downright joke when compared to the actual full Elder Scrolls game already available on the platform. Unlike other Bethesda mobile offerings like Fallout Shelter, Blades is a simplification of a complex game rather than a game built with mobile limitations in mind. When you take away the reason for those limitations, you're left with an ugly mess of a game with nothing to justify its own existence.

Nintendo Life (3/10):
The Elder Scrolls: Blades is a bland and repetitive grind, a free-to-play mobile game all dressed up like a proper Elder Scrolls title but lacking in any of the adventure, exploration, wit or charm of a mainline entry in the franchise. Combat here is dull, levels are small and linear, town-building is boring and everything is designed to frustrate you into spending your money on the gems required to override the constant timers that impede your progress as you level up and make your way through the barely existent story. It's a free-to-play title so you won't lose anything (other than your time) by giving it a whirl, but we reckon you'll have had your fill of this one in pretty short order, and there are lots of much better freemium experiences available on Switch to spend your precious time on.

GamingBolt (3/10):
The Elder Scrolls: Blades was clearly never meant to be a full-fledged Elder Scrolls experience, and anyone expecting anything resembling something like that was always going to find it disappointing. However, even if you go in expecting a truncated mobile experience with pared back yet enjoyable mechanics, you're still going to be disappointed. This game uses its nature as a mobile-first title as a thin excuse for being a boring, mundane, monotonous experience. It may be free, so there's no point asking if this is worth your money- but is it worth your time? Absolutely not.

Cubed3 (2/10):
While it's nice to see more and more things get ported to the Switch, there are things that belong on the platform and things that do not. This would be an example of something that does not. A truly tedious experience, after just a few hours. The best thing about The Elder Scrolls: Blades is that it's a fantastic advertisement for playing Skyrim on the Switch.

Digitally Downloaded (0/5):
This game is a creatively broken, anti-intellectual insult. Bethesda spat in our faces and, because saliva is a kind of "content," figured that it could monetise it. Sadly, the success that Blades has seen on mobile - and will no doubt translate to success on the Switch as well - just goes to show that when it comes down to it, consumers actually like being spat on, because it means that they are getting content.
 
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rpm

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I played it for about 20 minutes and I find these reviews to be pretty accurate

Go buy Skyrim if you want Elder Scrolls on the Switch.
 

Eeyore

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Wow that Digitally Downloaded review is scathing.

Bethesda did not care one whit about Elder Scrolls when making this game. Bethesda cynically thought that as long as the development team work deliver a superficial visual similarity, it would be enough to justify calling the content "Elder Scrolls." What's more, it suggests that Bethesda has so little respect for the intelligence of its players that they adopted the attitude that as long as "the price is right" (i.e. free) for the content (i.e. "unlimited") players would be happy with it as an entry into Elder Scrolls. Sadly - and this offends me more than the game itself, I think - it looks like Bethesda guessed right. Blades has been a success and while there have been plenty of negative user reviews, most of those have been complaining about the aggressive monetisation - i.e. the "free" content wasn't "free" enough. On the other hand, there are plenty of positive reviews. The game currently has a 3.8/5 rating on the Google App store, and a 4.4/5 on the Apple App Store. Any time that you feel like a developer or publisher has compromised artistic credibility of their game for the sake of making money, just understand that they do that because that's exactly what the consumer wants. Blades being a terrible game is on the players every bit as much as it's on Bethesda.

I can't tell whether the reviewer hates consumers or Bethesda more. This game sounds like the ultimate cynical cash grab and those user reviews are quite something.
 

Strings

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The 0/5 from DigitallyDownloaded is more interesting than their typical 5/5. It kind of makes me want to play it.
 

roguesquirrel

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i remember trying out the mobile game, thinking the opening dungeon was neat and then noped the fuck out when you got back to your town that you needed to rebuild with timers. instantly felt like i knew where the game was headed
 

Foffy

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That 0/5 review is making one strong accusation.

It's proclaiming Blades has been a success on mobile. It's been in early access until a few weeks ago, and it seems every time they updated the game it was in response to large amounts of criticism. This game has been hated by people who played it there for months.
 

Eeyore

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That 0/5 review is making one strong accusation.

It's proclaiming Blades has been a success on mobile. It's been in early access until a few weeks ago, and it seems every time they updated the game it was in response to large amounts of criticism. This game has been hated by people who played it there for months.

On the other hand, there are plenty of positive reviews. The game currently has a 3.8/5 rating on the Google App store, and a 4.4/5 on the Apple App Store

Must be a vocal minority for those ratings to be so high.
 

Strings

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That 0/5 review is making one strong accusation.

It's proclaiming Blades has been a success on mobile. It's been in early access until a few weeks ago, and it seems every time they updated the game it was in response to large amounts of criticism. This game has been hated by people who played it there for months.
Like, by all accounts this game is terrible, but no one should really take that review too seriously / focus on it too much. That particular writer is prone to hyperbole and gives out 5/5's willy nilly (Gal*Gun 2, etc).
 

Eeyore

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Like, by all accounts this game is terrible, but no one should really take that review too seriously / focus on it too much. That particular writer is prone to hyperbole and gives out 5/5's willy nilly (Gal*Gun 2, etc).

Well the metacritic/opencritic is the lowest of any game I've ever seen.
 

Haze

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Calling "Blades" a game is honestly a disservice to the medium.

This is an artifice strategically designed to siphon as much money as possible from anyone unfortunate to fall into a cycle of playing it.

I truly believe that Bethesda uses this as an experimental tool to see what types of aggressive monetization is too much, and to what extent they can monetize their games without receiving too much backlash because it's just a mobile game.
 
Feb 1, 2018
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Tried it, and boy was it bad. What shocked me the most is that still used mobile-style controls even though its on a device with an actual controller
 

Biosnake

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That 0
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Napalm_Frank

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Oct 27, 2017
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Interesting. I haven't followed this game at all since I don't care but I have this possibly wrong memory of positive impressions from the demo at E3 when it was first revealed for mobile.
 
Oct 26, 2017
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I was laughing out loud when trying the game for the first time. Because a dungeon crawler in the Elder scrolls franchise could actually work, but the game itself is just absolutely dreadful. Never mind the F2P mechanics. It is fundamentally boring and vapid. There is no challenge, no rewarding gameplay loop.
In that regard it best exposes how empty these f2p reward systems are.
 

JoeNut

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Disappointing they didn't seem to fix any of the issues from the mobile version and simply ported it over copy paste style
 

kikuchiyo

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I can feel the crazed spittle leaving the Digital Downloaded author's mouth as he yells every sentence of that review.

Imagine having so few problems that you could compare ES Blades to being spat on.

Wow that Digitally Downloaded review is scathing.
I can't tell whether the reviewer hates consumers or Bethesda more. This game sounds like the ultimate cynical cash grab and those user reviews are quite something.
 

Aostia82

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no gyro nor touch control in portable mode are a bummer
I still have to face the terrible mtx but I've just done a couple of dungeons so far
 

CarthOhNoes

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The biggest problem it faces is that, on a mobile phone, it's the closest thing to playing the Elder Scrolls. On Switch though? Why the hell would I play this when I could save a little more money and buy a cheap copy of Skyrim?
 

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game worked fine for like half an hour then it started randomly crashing mid game, then every minute or so. now it does it at the start every single time so its unplayable for me :P
 
Oct 27, 2017
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I remember when Bethsda promised to give us more great games, never thought it meant fallout shelter and elder scroll blades.

At least Skyrim was good.