Because this year is already beyond morbid parody
Krakatoa volcano (Indonesia): violent eruption, ash to 47,000 ft altitude
Krakatau (Krakatoa) volcano news & eruption update (Indonesia > Sunda Strait)
www.volcanodiscovery.com
A large magmatic eruption is taking place at the volcano right now. Based on satellite imagery, VAAC Darwin spotted a high-level ash and SO2 plume reaching 47,000 ft (15 km) altitude moving WNW.
A strong thermal hot spot is detected as well. Both the webcam on Anak Krakatau Island and from the coast (in 40 km distance) show strong lava fountaining from the volcano.