Just another ass hygiene thread and poll...

[Feral Gingy]

I have realized that some of us live in a delusion of cleanliness regarding our ass. The delusion is that it's enough to thoroughly clean your ass once immediately after shitting and it'll carry you through the day. I don't think so, but what about you, Era?

Imo, you should wipe/wash several times throughout the day since you're using the toilet anyway. It is wild to me how much these things differ among people.

Don't ask me how I came up with this thread.

 

[r_rose]

Jesus Christ get a bidet people.

 

[D A M A G E D]

Well I just wipe and go my way. Showering 1-2 times a day, depending on the season.

 

[Mechaplum]

You guys are weirdly obsessed with this topic.

 

[Kain-Nosgoth]

I do it everytime i go to shit, but since i usually only shit once a day, i'm fine with once most of the time

Also even if you think you're done shitting... no you're not really, try to push a little while you spray water directly in there, with the handled bidet or directly with the showerhead (obviously clean your shower afterward), you'll see so many little particle of shit fall out...

That's why i'll never eat ass unless i'm sure the other person througly cleaned themselves, cause there's always shit stuck in there despite people claiming they're clean

 

[Teenage Fansub]

Can you explain that again?

 

[Princess Viola]

can we have one week without a thread about cleaning your ass please lol

 

[Maximo]

Jesus Christ get a bidet people.

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Once I get my own place that is legit my first purchase.

 

[Saganator]

Once I get my own place that is legit my first purchase.

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I have a cheap $40 one that was super easy to install and remove.

 

[Shadybiz]

If the toilet paper ain't perfectly clean, neither are you. Luckily my poop schedule is early in the morning, so I'll just hop in the shower afterwards and wash it up.

Jesus Christ get a bidet people.

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That does make things easier. My wife has been looking into the ones that you attach to the toilet.

 

[PennyPasta]

i got sick of cleaning my ass so i just got rid of it

 

[TaySan]

Bidet makes things so much easier

 

[Ferrio]

I have a bidet.

can we have one week without a thread about cleaning your ass please lol

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We should have one every single day until people know how to clean their ass.

 

[PennyPasta]

can we have one week without a thread about cleaning your ass please lol

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it wouldn't be resetera without ass cleaning threads which are eventually followed by another thread where people on here make sure you know they shower 50 times a day

 

[just_myles]

Jesus Christ get a bidet people.

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Best investment. So cheap now too.

 

[Karsha]

If you have hemorrhoids', a 1 cleaning wont do shit. You have to perform a second cleaning 1-2 hours later in order to be sure and a third one too for complete cleanness

 

[pochi]

Bidet+Soap.
Anything else is yeucckh.

 

[TissueBox]

I do it everytime i go to shit, but since i usually only shit once a day, i'm fine with once most of the time

Also even if you think you're done shitting... no you're not really, try to push a little while you spray water directly in there, with the handled bidet or directly with the showerhead (obviously clean your shower afterward), you'll see so many little particle of shit fall out...

That's why i'll never eat ass unless i'm sure the other person througly cleaned themselves, cause there's always shit stuck in there despite people claiming they're clean

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Me eating whilst gazing upon this post:

 

[ConflictResolver]

Islam gets a lot of stuff wrong but on arse washing it gets everything right.

 

[N64Controller]

Me eating whilst gazing upon this post:

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[Shiz Padoo]

We'll get to the bottom of this conundrum soon...

 

[julia crawford]

how frequently are people in this forum witness to the bumhole of random people that they have opinions so strong about the reality of bumhole washing? am i missing something? is this some adulthood thing i've missed?

 

[Bishop89]

Jesus Christ get a bidet people.

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This. We got one installed earlier in the year and it's a game changer.

 

[entremet]

Just get a bidet and call it a day, and a lifetime. This has been solved ages ago.

 

[Budi]

I wash my ass after every shit (bidet shower). Except in the unfortunate situations I need to take dump at work. I try to avoid it though, the cheap toilet paper feels like punishment for using work hours to go to the toilet.

 

[Ernest]

I do a dry wipe, then I run a little water over some TP for the second wipe that's wet, then finish with a dry one. All clean!

 

[Speedstersonic]

I have a cheap $40 one that was super easy to install and remove.

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Please link, would you say it's decent quality?

I been wanting to get one but have been putting it off due to not knowing how to install and living in an apartment

 

[pink]

I clean my booty hole all day

 

[GravisMors]

Jesus Christ get a bidet people.

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You got bidets at work? Must be nice.

 

[Catchphrase]

View: https://youtu.be/0_zA4szLY2k?si=9F6PrnGSoQ-aYdJW

This sold me on a bidet

 

[maqtunat]

when colonizers came to north america the indigenous peeps had to teach em to bathe, do we need to start at the beginning again lol

 

[BorganXI]

Era posters obsession with clean asses continue.

 

[Not So Ernest Borgnine]

I love my bidet, sometimes I hop on just for fun!

 

[Saganator]

Please link, would you say it's decent quality?

I been wanting to get one but have been putting it off due to not knowing how to install and living in an apartment

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Amazon.com

There are better ones, but it gets the job done. I ordered it back in 2020 and it still works good, no leaks or other issues.

 

[Bobbetybob]

how frequently are people in this forum witness to the bumhole of random people that they have opinions so strong about the reality of bumhole washing? am i missing something? is this some adulthood thing i've missed?

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Era lives in a fantasy land where they could be getting their ass eaten at any moment and they need their butthole to be squeaky clean. Either that or their diet is so diabolically awful that wiping their ass is like spreading Nutella around and they need an industrial strength fire hose to clean up.

 

[Speedstersonic]

Amazon.com

There are better ones, but it gets the job done. I ordered it back in 2020 and it still works good, no leaks or other issues.

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Thank you! Fuck it i bit the bullet and ordered. $34 right now is nothing. I watched some installation vids on it and def seems easier than i thought it would be.

 

[Crissaegrim]

I'm a simple man. If I have swamp ass, I wipe.

 

[Deranged Hermit]

Wipe until clean, spray with the bidet and wipe again, and then I clean it whenever I shower. Anything more seems excessive but maybe some of y'all are running around with truly dank booty holes.

 

[Waggles]

Amazon.com

There are better ones, but it gets the job done. I ordered it back in 2020 and it still works good, no leaks or other issues.

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ooh, they have a slightly used one for only $25!

 

[IDreamOfHime]

The idea that dry paper is cleaning anything is bonkers.
Go pour some sauce on a towel and then wipe it with paper. Now imagine it's shit and your ass.

Bidet at home. Wet wipes (biodegradable ones) outside.
Toilet paper is for drying your ass after you've actually cleaned it.

 

[ElephantShell]

I wipe throughly when I take a shit, and I wash thoroughly when I take a shower. Beyond that, I feel like I'm being asked to do too much. I didn't design the human ass. I never asked for this life.

I am a less sweaty than average person, and with the measures I already take I'm positive I have a cleaner than average ass and that's good enough for me.

 

[Speedstersonic]

Anything more seems excessive but maybe some of y'all are running around with truly dank booty holes.

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When you're a bottom/vers you learn quite a lot of people really do. Most don't wash in the shower. I go through a lot of TP and i wash after every movement when i can cause i want to always be as clean as possible.

 

[Crispy]

So how about a personal hygiene OT for all of these threads/questions which I can subsequently ignore and just browse era without worrying about the state of my ass hygiene?

 

[Nooblet]

I remember several years ago in uni, a guy was talking to me about how he thought it's disgusting and unhygienic to wash your arse with water and hands...and I was like as opposed to what? Wiping your butt with paper? And don't you wash your arse while showering?

But you have no contact bidet and handheld showerheads as options now.

 

[Tathanen]

my ass is none of era's fucking business

 

[Fart Master]

I wipe till no poop and wash my ass every time I shower…not that complicated lol

 

[L Thammy]

I don't understand the question. So you shit, clean yourself, and then continue shitting but don't clean yourself after because you already did it once today? Is that what I'm meant to believe is a human activity?

 

[pink]

Bruh it ain't ever order

Especially if you a hairy mf

 

[JB Hunkamunka]

I have realized that some of us live in a delusion of cleanliness regarding our ass. The delusion is that it's enough to thoroughly clean your ass once immediately after shitting and it'll carry you through the day. I don't think so, but what about you, Era?

Imo, you should wipe/wash several times throughout the day since you're using the toilet anyway. It is wild to me how much these things differ among people.

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I don't understand what you're talking about. Are you saying that anytime you're in the bathroom for any reason you'll take the opportunity to wipe your butt?

I mean I guess that's fine and all but I've never heard of such a practice in my entire life.

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I don't understand the question. So you shit, clean yourself, and then continue shitting but don't clean yourself after because you already did it once today? Is that what I'm meaning to believe is a human activity?

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LOL that we took exact opposite interpretations of OP. But yes I can't make heads or tails of it either.

 

[L Thammy]

how frequently are people in this forum witness to the bumhole of random people that they have opinions so strong about the reality of bumhole washing? am i missing something? is this some adulthood thing i've missed?

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What I've learned from these threads is that there are a lot of people who who believe that the only parts of your body that must be cleaned are your asshole and penis and then everything else is just superfluous.