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If all the US Presidents got in a brawl who would be last man standing?

Uncle at Nintendo

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For reference, their physical form, age etc would be on their inauguration day. IE Teddy Roosevelt would be 42 years old, Bill Clinton would be 46 etc.

My vote would be Teddy Roosevelt, perhaps Gerald Ford as well. Trump would be knocked out first, and fake his knockout.
 
Zeshile

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My vote was for Teddy as well. Andrew Jackson might be a good pick though.
 
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As big of a prick as he was Andrew Jackson is probably your guy. Dude was tough as fucking nails.
 
Hecht

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Eisenhower vs. Jackson, final round.
 
Antrax

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Teddy isn't a bad answer. JFK could have put up a good fight at his age and build but he had back problems.

Grant would be my dark horse I think. I'd put a few bucks on him.
 
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Teddy Roosevelt was an actual manly man who went into the outdoors just for fun.
 
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Everything I've heard about Teddy Roosevelt tells me he could fight an army of bears in an afternoon and not break a sweat. I'd put my money on him.
 

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Not only was Teddy in excellent physical shape and a sportsman, he's also our youngest president to date. Jackson was 20 years older than Teddy at inauguration, that old man would get cold-clocked
 
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Teddy Roosevelt got shot during a speech... and finished it. Plus he learned boxing as a young man.

If we are talking acts of bravery, JFK would be up there as well for his Navy service (although it left him with a permanently bad back, so by inauguration he probably wouldn't have won a fight). After his boat got destroyed he swam 5km to safety, hauling an injured soldier behind him with his teeth.
 
Joe

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The first recorded chokeslam in wrestling history was performed by Abe Lincoln, so my money is on him.
 
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Probably Andrew Jackson, sadly. Too many crazy stories about him, so if one of them is true, then he'd be a scary guy to take on.
 

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Didn't Lincoln have a shittom of health issues during his presidency?
 
RiOrius

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Washington. A tournament might be different, but a free-for-all brawl isn't about physical prowess, it's about politics. And while Lincoln is untouchable to anyone who knows him, half the roster would just see him as some goofball in a funny hat and have no problem cleaning his clock. But literally every man there knows and respects George Motherlandfucking Washington. Nobody's gonna be the guy that tries to throw down against him.
 
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Are we talking their prime or during their presidency? Do you they get tape on the other presidents?

I'd take Lincoln/Teddy/JFK (pre-presidency) in a scrap tbh. Probably Washington too
 

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Teddy, Grant, Jackson, and Lincoln in the semis. Teddy beats Grant, Jackson beats Lincoln, Teddy over Lincoln in the finals.
 
Lord Moriarty007

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Grant (Soldier), Teddy (cattle rancher and soldier), Lincoln (wrestler). Teddy was the youngest president elected at the age of 42, Grant was 46 and Lincoln 52.

In the end, I think Teddy would win.

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Eisenhower vs. Jackson, final round.
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Eisenhower was 62 years old and hasn't fought in combat.
 
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Zaied

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I was thinking Washington due to his size, military training, and wrestling background, but tooth/mouth pain isn't something you want in a brawl. Probably Lincoln.
 
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I would pay anything just to see this unfold, imagine Obama having a chance to fight Trump without repercussions. I would also love to see Reagan Knocked the fuck out.
 
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Whoever wins, the President of Mongolia would take them on and win in a TKO. He is the most jacked head of state ever



Khaltmaagiin Battulga, the guy on the right, that photo was taken when he was like 52 (he is now 57)
 
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I think we should reduce this to a bracket style tournament instead. A brawl is going to be a inaccurate way to judge fitness just be the sheer chaos of it all.

Regardless though, Trump is dead last.
 
Neece

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No one is factoring in the ability to squad up with temporary partners to eliminate the toughest opps.
 
Kasai

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Oh God, I read a thing a long time ago that basically answered the question. And ot was obviously Teddy.
 
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