Oct 25, 2017
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México
I mean, he has at least 20 pounds of extra weight on this belly alone. I have a couple of extra pounds and can barely run 50 meters without getting exhausted.
 

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Oct 27, 2017
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Belly full of helium, duh.

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Okabe

Is Sometimes A Good Bean
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Aug 24, 2018
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Its not a belly its just one gigantic Ab muscle.
 

big_z

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Nov 2, 2017
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All his muscle mass is in his legs and buttocks. Look up cyclist legs for an example. The top is all flab.
 

low-G

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Oct 25, 2017
8,144
If Mario lost weight he'd gain height but wouldn't kill goombas with a stomp anymore
 
Oct 25, 2017
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canada
Fun Fact:

"He (Mario) doesnt actually jump. The clap of his ass cheeks produces enough force as to actually lift his overweight body off the ground."

~ Miyamoto
 

SturokBGD

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Oct 25, 2017
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Ontario
You have no idea the kind of shit the princess will give him if he doesn't. Where do you think the saying "I say jump, you say how high" comes from?