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Do you think Crash Bandicoot has a good date life?

does Crash Bandicoot has a good date life?

  • what are you talking about

    Votes: 69 38.3%

  • leave the damn bandicoot and his private life alone

    Votes: 50 27.8%

  • nah he ugly

    Votes: 15 8.3%

  • ....he's definitely attractive...stop looking at me like that

    Votes: 22 12.2%

  • this should have been a Sonic thread *sighs

    Votes: 24 13.3%
  • Total voters
    180
Blackbird

Blackbird

Unshakable Resolve - Prophet of Truth
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Oct 25, 2017
6,222
Brazil

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like, we know he has some charm at least.

don't think we ever heard of a second girlfriend, though.
 
Burly

Burly

Member
Oct 25, 2017
5,346
He wears jorts and figerless gloves.

He is a fedora away from the guy who takes pictures of himself in his backyard practicing with a sword.
 
PennyPasta

PennyPasta

Member
Sep 3, 2020
1,848
Gamer County
he supposedly lost tawna to pinstripe so im gonna have to say no. pinstripe is ugly as fuck, if your gonna lose your girl to that guy then you have no chance with anyone else.
 
CyberWolfBia

CyberWolfBia

Member
Apr 5, 2019
10,116
Brazil
Heads up!

Tawna and Alt. Tawna are different characters.

and personally? I think Crash is too dumb to even know what a date is.

(I gladly take the continuity that Tawna left Crash for Pinstripe; it's just too funny!)
 
TheOGB

TheOGB

The Fallen
Oct 25, 2017
10,191


Tawna only left Crash because he didn't have a job. He's a sweet little silly guy, and surely a kind and devoted lover. He's just not responsible most of the time.
 
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UshiromiyaEva

UshiromiyaEva

Member
Aug 22, 2018
1,778
I like to think after Tawna he was too obsessed with getting really nice looking jewels and treasures to consider dating another bandicoot
 
TMaakkonen

TMaakkonen

Member
Oct 26, 2017
2,773
Wellp, time to derail the thread.

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I cant believe TfB concept arted alt Tawna to have Pinstripe's kid at one point.
 
pioneer

pioneer

Member
May 31, 2022
4,975
Crash is pretty repulsive IMO but I guess there's plenty of people I would say that about who do have successful love lives
 
JigglesBunny

JigglesBunny

Prophet of Truth
Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
32,950
Chicago
You don't get to be that funny, carefree and have moves like that without also fucking. That's literally all it takes for people to be attracted to you, and it's why so many incels are doomed to stay incels forever. Charm and humor is the secret ingredient and none of 'em got it.
 
L Thammy

L Thammy

Spacenoid
Member
Oct 25, 2017
51,471
People will tell you that Crash is a friendly enough guy and he's got his charm, but I think Donkey Kong is the platformer mascot who has the most animal magnetism.
 
Scrappy-Fan92

Scrappy-Fan92

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Jan 14, 2021
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