xir

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Oct 27, 2017
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Give a raise to the person who came up with the name "World War: Battle Heroes Field Armies Call Of Prison Duty Simulator"

haha back in the early 2000s when mp3.com was a site, we made a band called Various Artists and the album was called Compilation and we packed in like 2k band names for the "sounds like" to our random noise.wav files we uploaded.
 

Diogo Arez

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Oct 20, 2020
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Spat my drink when I read this comment lmao
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Mattmo831

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With a headline like this this is sure to increase sales
 
Oct 27, 2017
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Fun vid but only because of John's commitment to counting the bullets / stamina. It's a level of detail you don't normally see in videos about shovel-ware asset swaps.

But also... what did Destruction All Stars do to get lumped in with Redfall?
 

Pirateluigi

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Oct 27, 2017
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I do take exception to showing Garlic in the eshop when talking about low budget trash. That game is a low key banger
 
Oct 28, 2017
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Kinda depressing that this game is currently 10th on the Switch eshop for download exclusives. I guess the 1 dollar price and the Last Of Us cover helps a lot!
 

Lulu

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Oct 25, 2017
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Man, I miss when Sterling would do dives into all the shitty games on steam.
 

Dark1x

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Oct 26, 2017
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Fun vid but only because of John's commitment to counting the bullets / stamina. It's a level of detail you don't normally see in videos about shovel-ware asset swaps.

But also... what did Destruction All Stars do to get lumped in with Redfall?
Oh, I think both games are often listed as 'bad' first-party titles. I think they're both fine. Redfall is more disappointing considering its developer but still! The point is - I wouldn't describe either as 'bad'. The Last Hope demonstrates what bad really means.
 

Graven

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Oct 30, 2018
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So there is this and that Unearthed game, can't wait to see the God of War version.
 

AgeEighty

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Oct 25, 2017
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Kinda depressing that this game is currently 10th on the Switch eshop for download exclusives. I guess the 1 dollar price and the Last Of Us cover helps a lot!

Whoever put that game up is probably sitting there right now like "Oh noooo, major YouTube outlet, don't make a scathing video about my game! What will I do now? *wipes tears with fistfuls of one dollar bills*"
 

GokouD

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Oct 30, 2017
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lol this has been at the top of the sales page for the past two weeks:

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Last time I checked it was in the top row, even.
That hentai game is doing something I've seen loads of crap games doing recently, releasing a 'new' deluxe or extended or GOTY edition every couple of weeks, on a 90% discount, to be on the latest releases section all the time. I think AAA Clock was the one which started the trend.
 

cowbanana

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Feb 2, 2018
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I don't really agree with John's closing comment. Redfall is abysmal and it costs €70. I'd say it's a far worse value proposition than this trash for €1. I know which product I'd rather waste my money on...
 

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"...it at least runs better than World War: Battle Heroes Field Armies Call Of Prison Duty Simulator, which spends a lot of time under 20 frames per second."

fam, it TAKES a lot of time to just say that damn name
 

Thequietone

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Oct 26, 2017
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Is this not available in certain regions? Because I am using the search function on the eshop and not finding it. I'm using the US eshop. Only thing that pops up is Sparks of Hope and it's dlc for me
 

KCsoLucky

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Oct 29, 2017
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When people complain that review outlets don't use the full numerical scale, the outlets reasoning is that games like this would be the 1s and 2s. Redfall, Balan Wonderworld, etc. are nowhere near this bad, and they don't want to waste time reviewing truly awful games.