Elon Musk Owes You $100 • Cards Against Humanity Saves America Day 7
Elon Musk stole your land, and now he owes you $100.
www.elonowesyou100dollars.com
We have terrible news. Seven years ago, 150,000 people paid us $15 to protect a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump's very stupid wall.
Unfortunately, an even richer, more racist billionaire⸺Elon Musk⸺snuck up on us from behind and completely fucked that land with gravel, tractors, and space garbage.
2017: BEFORE MUSK
2024: AFTER MUSK
Just look at it! He fucked it.
How did this happen? Elon Musk's SpaceX was building some space thing nearby, and he figured he could just dump his shit all over our gorgeous plot of land without asking. After we caught him, SpaceX gave us a 12-hour ultimatum to accept a lowball offer for less than half our land's value. We said, "Go fuck yourself, Elon Musk. We'll see you in court.
If you bought Cards Against Humanity Saves America, you can sign up on the website to get your $100 if/when the lawsuit succeeds.