When did french kissing become the norm and why?

Deleted member 12379 · Jun 20, 2018

both: the op trying to kiss his date / my reaction to his op

Gorillaz · Jun 20, 2018

Morrigan said:
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people

I honestly come to this site and the old one back then for moments like these

Deleted member 20892 · Jun 20, 2018

This is sad

Prototype Viktor · Jun 20, 2018

Blame french fries

UltraGashInferno · Jun 20, 2018

Suicide King said:
I used to be top 3% in Mario Kart 7 in my continent.

Explaining the joy of french kissing isn't working, so lemme put it in terms you can understand-- not being able to kiss well or at least competently is gonna significantly increase your chances of getting blue shelled when you're a couple meters from the finish line.

Deleted member 12833 · Jun 20, 2018

Hate it, haven't really done it much since high school.

subpar spatula · Jun 20, 2018

Next time someone french kisses you, just lick their lips, and if they are aghast then explain to them how french kissing is just like that and they're being hypocritical.

Charlouie Jonesman · Jun 20, 2018

Mod Edit: NSFW material removed.

Jack Remington · Jun 20, 2018

I'm sure it's been said a hundred times, but just endless pecking would be so damn boring.

Siggy-P · Jun 20, 2018

Suicide King said:
Why would you want to eat a clean ass? Also, why would you want her not to fart? It's almost like those candies that pop in your mouth if you do it right.

You know Hippos have a mating ritual whereby they simultaniously pee and poop while spinning their tail around so it flies in the direction of the female.

If French kissing isn't your thing perhaps this would be more your style?

Cam · Jun 20, 2018

I just want to say this thread is astounding entertaining.

Beer Monkey · Jun 20, 2018

I practice Freedom Kissing, personally.

Ontoue · Jun 20, 2018

FUME5 said:
Really? REALLY? REALLY?

Robdraggoo said:
There are tutorials for kissing?!?!?!

What have we became. It's the most natural thing

konka said:
What is this thread.

thefit said:
Why is everything so hard for some of you?

Morrigan said:
why cant any of you fuckers just be normal people

Lulu said:
How do some of ya'll even survive?

FUME5 said:
How can you suck at kissing in a fucking relationship?

Jovo said:
I'm constantly amazed at the threads that are created on this site

Aurelio said:
Thisisneogaf.gif

GrizzNKev said:
Is OP really watching online kissing tutorials? Holy shit lmao

CrocM said:
Holy bajeezus

Mahonay said:
Jesus Christ Era lol

chironex said:
Jesus Christ OP how do you even eat.

"How do you line up your teeth and keep your tongue out of the way and move your lower jaw up and down all while using your upper limbs at the same time to relocate the food into the flesh receptacle??"

JigglesBunny said:
You looked up a tutorial on how to French kiss... bruh.

The Kree said:

gdt said:
this is one of the most ~~gaf~~ era threads I've ever seen

saenima said:
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eosos said:
Lmao what the fuck ERA

Strat said:
I have never read a post that so perfectly encapsulated everything I was thinking reading a thread.

Zefah said:
My precise thoughts after reading the first couple of posts.

Strangelove77 said:
Why can't y'all motherfuckers do anything right?

sdp said:
This is how I feel when I read the majority of the off topic threads and/or replies.

Like how do some people here even function in real life, I truly don't know.

Calvero said:
This is sad

Yall's heads would explode if you ever met someone with a mental disability.

How can anyone who claims to be normal be surprised by this mundane shit.

MoonScented · Jun 20, 2018

You Are Viewtiful said:
I agree, it's gross. It makes me gag (I've only done it once though).

Not trying to be rude, but how old are you?

gutter_trash · Jun 20, 2018

You supposed to tilt your head diagonally. LOL

subpar spatula · Jun 20, 2018

MoonScented said:
Not trying to be rude, but how old are you?

People gag for various reasons. Why does age matter? I was playing in and drinking semi-sewage water when I was 10. No gags there.

Deleted member 1287 · Jun 20, 2018

NinjaHound · Jun 20, 2018

Coyote Starrk · Jun 20, 2018

This might be one of my favorite threads since I got here lol

FireFistAce · Jun 20, 2018

French kissing randoms is even weirder - aren't people worried about STIs anymore?

chicken_pasta · Jun 20, 2018

DigitalOp said:
Lol y'all sound like basic ass boring partners lol

We're definitely not virgin video games fanatics. Not at all. We've had plenty of sex (outside of The Sims, I swear)

LegendX48 · Jun 20, 2018

Kissing is just a myth, it's only in movies and make-believe

*has never been kissed*

Suicide King · Jun 20, 2018

Siggy-P said:
You know Hippos have a mating ritual whereby they simultaniously pee and poop while spinning their tail around so it flies in the direction of the female.

If French kissing isn't your thing perhaps this would be more your style?

You wouldn't understand, Jez.

David · Jun 20, 2018

It started when Tom Cruise did it in Top Gun

Aselith · Jun 20, 2018

was that video in the op made by aliens?

Deleted member 2317 · Jun 20, 2018

FUME5 said:
Really? REALLY? REALLY?

Suicide King · Jun 20, 2018

Ontoue said:
Yall's heads would explode if you ever met someone with a mental disability.

How can anyone who claims to be normal be surprised by this mundane shit.

There's actually a show about people with disabilities trying to have dates. It's both sweet and also eye-opening. Not everybody lives the same way.

It's very interesting, although I don't have any apparent disability.

You Are Viewtiful · Jun 20, 2018

MoonScented said:
Not trying to be rude, but how old are you?

I'm 25 but I admit in terms of sexual experience age I'm more 15.

iksenpets · Jun 20, 2018

I'm pretty sure it's been the norm since, like, our ancestors first learned to walk upright?

mnemonicj · Jun 20, 2018

Just keep practicing, you'll get it eventually.

Stinkles · Jun 20, 2018

Is this an Incel thread?

Lost · Jun 20, 2018

Why even bother kissing at all then!?

Let's just skip to reproducing!

subpar spatula · Jun 20, 2018

Stinkles said:
Is this an Incel thread?

That's strange of ya to bring up.

Stinkles · Jun 20, 2018

subpar spatula said:
That's strange of ya to bring up.

Not really.

subpar spatula · Jun 20, 2018

Stinkles said:
Not really.

Kind of is.

Aselith · Jun 20, 2018

Stinkles said:
Is this an Incel thread?

https://www.resetera.com/posts/9509744/

You Are Viewtiful · Jun 21, 2018

iksenpets said:
I'm pretty sure it's been the norm since, like, our ancestors first learned to walk upright?

Nope. In many cultures, kissing is not a sexual expression.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...h-shows/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.b39b662232a0

Siggy-P · Jun 21, 2018

Suicide King said:
You wouldn't understand, Jez.

So how was Lindsays asshole Mark?

Stinkles said:
Is this an Incel thread?

Aren't they all?

V23 · Jun 21, 2018

Suicide King said:
I used to be top 3% in Mario Kart 7 in my continent.

ResetERA - Where everyone has ten inch penises and is top 3% in Mario Kart 7 in their continent

Dreamwriter · Jun 21, 2018

I've tried to French Kiss, but you know, those plane tickets are damn pricey! Best I can afford is a Canadian Kiss...

Fairy Godmother · Jun 21, 2018

All right, you've had your fun, but this is a troll thread, so let's kiss it goodbye.

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