There is not a face on Earth big enough to contain the facepalm I just did reading these last few posts. Christ.
Sigh. Mutilated and downtrodden in a galaxy far far away.Content from the article:
Then there's the famine planet, whose black residents huddle in abject poverty with their tongues cut out by evil gangster Dryden Vos (Paul Bettany) as Han and Chewie solemnly trudge by in full Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom reverence to their plight.
I...can't...
I... can't...
FUCK
Boy I had a good laugh reading this and then scrolling downI really wanna see what the big thing is.. that everybody's talking about but I ain't gunna click on spoilers. Looks like I'll join that conversation on May 24
Lol.. the movie isn't even out yet dude.
I dunno, it seemed like a really big mess; they didn't want so many takes and may have thought there was valuable time being wasted. It seems like LF messed up the most by not understanding who they signed up with. It also sounde like L&M's ideas weren't very good (there were reports of an overly silly tone, one even stated that it was shaping up more like Ace Ventura than Star Wars). Or maybe they had great ideas, but those ideas just didn't translate well into the SW universe. Seems like there were a million wonky variables and that LF ultimately made a poor choice from the beginning because L&M's vision seemed to directly contradict the Kasdan's intended result.
The weird thing to me is.. how do you make that decision so late (sounded like almost the entire movie was shot)? How is this not something that comes up early on, before shooting even takes place?
Pretty bizarre. Luckily though it sounds like they were able to salvage what was sure to have been a disaster.
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself. That's not even what I was talking about
Hey you keep sticking around this thread you might get lucky againI'm glad you're enjoying yourself. That's not even the spoiler I was talking about
Is the big spoiler for this movie story related and can expand the universe or is it more of a single scene that's simply cool to see?
He gave it the same score as he gave Clone Wars.Jahns likes almost every big movie. Surprised he didn't like this one.
True, but I think something like Ragnarok goes down easier in the MCU, especially after a proven movie like Guardians hits it big. A lot of the source material was already wacky before it made it to the big screen. SW has no precedent for that.. and I really have no interest in seeing it done.I think if you grabbed all the raw improv-heavy footage from Ragnarok roughly 80% of the way through filming, then had somebody with no real background in comedy/improv try to edit that into a tonally coherent movie, it would pretty easy to be unsatisfied with the footage and label it as too silly. If the rumors are true, Lord and Miller had that exact thing happen to them, they even offered to put together their own cut, were flatly denied and fired.
Ultimately, I don't know which set of rumors are true, or which version of the movie would have been better, but I think we can all agree there is no real bad guy here, not Lord and Miller or Kasdan and Kennedy. A lot of passionate well intentioned folks went into this movie wanting the best film they could make, and in the end, just didn't agree on how to accomplish that.
On the plus side, we got Donald Glover as Lando and a Ron Howard directed Star Wars movie, so I'll happily clutch my gold dice collectable at the Solo fan event next week and just hope we'll eventually get a Star Wars Ragnarok somewhere down the line.
True, but I think something like Ragnarok goes down easier in the MCU, especially after a proven movie like Guardians hits it big. A lot of the source material was already wacky before it made it to the big screen. SW has no precedent for that.. and I really have no interest in seeing it done.
Everything else you said I agree with.
But at the same time, I do feel like Lucasfilm (or really, probably Kasdan himself) jumped the gun by assuming Lord and Miller's take was doomed to be a bad one just because it was more inherently comedic. I would've loved a straight heist comedy set in the Star Wars universe.
I mean, you have no logical reason for feeling this way lol, you haven't seen a lick of their footage.
I would have loved to see what they came up with. But they also canned their work when the film was almost done shooting so I'm guessing it probably wasn't very good, for whatever reason.I mean, there is certainly cause for concern when a movie is too improv heavy or too focused on getting a million takes. One of the reasons Ghostbusters didn't work as well as it could have was because Paul Feig was way too focused on "letting the women be funny" by just letting them riff six million times and picking the take he liked the best, rather than writing actual dialogue and allowing the actresses to nail that with a few improv/ad-lib takes for alternative options.
But at the same time, I do feel like Lucasfilm (or really, probably Kasdan himself) jumped the gun by assuming Lord and Miller's take was doomed to be a bad one just because it was more inherently comedic. I would've loved a straight heist comedy set in the Star Wars universe.
I would have loved to see what they came up with. But they also canned their work when the film was almost done shooting so I'm guessing it probably wasn't very good, for whatever reason.
I doubt he was the reason it went down the way it did. I don't think KK would allow him that much power.. it's not in the interest of LF or Disney to do that, considering they were almost done with filming. I could see if maybe it happened earlier on and KK felt like it wasn't a good work environment, that would make sense but for her to just be like "ok Larry, we'll reshoot it all for you" is absurd in theory.Yeah, the fact they waited until shooting was almost done and then pulled the plug and started over is just...I honestly don't know what to make of it. Unless the rumor I heard of Kasdan pitching a fit after a late-filming set visit and threatening to walk unless the film was redone in the style he wanted was true, at which point I could almost believe it.
But at the same time...Kasdan doesn't, or shouldn't, have that much power in Hollywood. It doesn't seem believable that him flipping out over the situation would cause such a heavy reshuffling of the creative process and convince Kennedy to just throw out almost a full movie worth of shot footage to start over. The cost is just way too high.
So I don't know. I still want my straight comedy Star Wars movie though. I'm tired of every Star Wars movie being treated like an epic.
It would destroy their careers, probably, but an optimistic part of me hopes they kept enough of their footage to make a workprint for us to enjoy.Yeah, the fact they waited until shooting was almost done and then pulled the plug and started over is just...I honestly don't know what to make of it. Unless the rumor I heard of Kasdan pitching a fit after a late-filming set visit and threatening to walk unless the film was redone in the style he wanted was true, at which point I could almost believe it.
But at the same time...Kasdan doesn't, or shouldn't, have that much power in Hollywood. It doesn't seem believable that him flipping out over the situation would cause such a heavy reshuffling of the creative process and convince Kennedy to just throw out almost a full movie worth of shot footage to start over. The cost is just way too high.
So I don't know. I still want my straight comedy Star Wars movie though. I'm tired of every Star Wars movie being treated like an epic.
It would destroy their careers, probably, but an optimistic part of me hopes they kept enough of their footage to make a workprint for us to enjoy.
You people need to realize that 90% of reviewers don't give a rat's ass about you.
I've got quite a few that I don't quite agree with but can accept. Like Hope and Last Jedi being so high. Return soo low. But the real crime is Menace being sooo fucking low, even lower than Clones. There is not a single fucking dimension that Menace is worse than Clones which is the only real bonafide stinker. I actually think Sith is mediocre too and below Menace but I can accept some people thinkin otherwise. Clones tho fuck me.I don't actually disagree with any of these scores other than Clones being higher than The Phantom Menace and Return of the Jedi's weirdly low score.
Like, yeah, it is not as good as the first movie or Empire Strikes Back but I do not think I would rate it THAT low lol.
After The Last Jedi, the reviewers lost their credibility. Solo will have to wait till a friend or somebody I trust provide some good feedback.
Maybe their friends lose credibility to and they just stop using all media.
But at the same time...Kasdan doesn't, or shouldn't, have that much power in Hollywood. It doesn't seem believable that him flipping out over the situation would cause such a heavy reshuffling of the creative process and convince Kennedy to just throw out almost a full movie worth of shot footage to start over. The cost is just way too high.
All those fence-sitting shitters that didn't give it a 10 or a 1 smh
All those fence-sitting shitters that didn't give it a 10 or a 1 smh
I'm guessing the scene doesn't quite play like the critic framed it considering no one else has given that a mention.
But guys I was told user ratings were reliable
I had to laugh when someone said user scores were a good indication of a film's quality earlier in the thread.
They should feel that way, from what I have read and listened to, the script isn't anything specialLord and Miller have to feel at least a little vindicated by all of this.
The rumored 90% reshoot largely absolves them of this being their fault, and a decent amount of the reviews citing this movie only kinda-sorta works at least contextualizes why they were reworking scenes and not keen on following the script word for word.
It's still not a bad film though, and I'm sure it will make tons of money, but it does feel a bit like a missed opportunity for us to have had a Star Wars equivalent to something like Ragnarok.
But we were told before in other threads that there is no such thing as people mass voting for a movie they didn't see just to effect the score! It's clearly more reliable than the studio's paid for scientifically polled services like CinemaScore.But guys I was told user ratings were reliable
Also fuck that spoiler talk, just stop ffs.
But, in an ironic, yet completely expected twist, when Michael K. Williams was still slated to be the bad guy, he was going to be full CGI.That part was supposed to be played by Michael K Williams as well.
Someone who saw the movie posted in this thread and said Chaw was wrong about that scene.HOLY SHIT That Spoiler
This is the story Lawrence Kasdan wanted you to receive "word for word", a story that needed to be told...
LMAO.
Wakanda Forever.
Centrists and moderates are terrible.
That's so stupid.The only thing I could possibly imagine is.the Darth Maul cameo
Then again, that just made me roll my eyes so hard, so it might be something else.
That's so stupid.
Of all the characters you bring back for a Solo film, Darth Maul? The one-note villain who was dispatched in the same movie he was introduced, who was basically just the henchman of the actual main villain? Sure, he survived in the cartoon, but only like 10% of your audience has seen those. I would've expected Boba Fett or Jabba the Hutt or literally anyone else.
So I don't know. I still want my straight comedy Star Wars movie though. I'm tired of every Star Wars movie being treated like an epic.
And someone legit swore by user reviews earlier in the thread lol