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Moppy

Member
Oct 27, 2017
2,666
A Downton Abbey style show focusing on the intrigue and goings-on of a pre-Batman Wayne Manor.

Boom, pay me.
 

Plywood

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Banned
Oct 25, 2017
6,079
And one of his best friends is an American named HArry HArrison, a pale fellow with a peculiar sense of humor who dreams of establishing a chain of successful amusement parks in Gotham.

Also, he sees a nameless orphaned urchin child trying to mend a pot and he's all "cobble that pot together, boy!"

*music swells*

*shadow in the shape of a penguin*

EPIX CONTACT ME MY RATES ARE REASONABLE ALSO KILLER CROC'S DAD SHOULD LIVE IN THE SEWER AND BE TRYING TO INVENT A NEW KIND OF COMFORTABLE GAUDY SHOE
Spot on,
 

Bronx-Man

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
15,351
I wonder when Hollywood's gonna draw the line for superhero crap. An Uncle Ben mini-series? Jimmy Olsen: The Movie? Steve Trevor's boot camp training prequel?

I'm the biggest mark for this stuff around and even I'm getting tired of all this shit.
 

ElBoxy

Member
Oct 25, 2017
14,128
Remember when Sony was going to make an Aunt May movie and that was the epitome of "We're out of ideas"?

Warner Bros: "Hold my beer."
The difference here is that this origin has been used in the comics. Earth One Alfred was a British soldier in the Middle East who saved Thomas Wayne at the expense of his leg. Alfred being a badass trained killer in his youth is more believable than secret agent Aunt May.
 

Anas

Banned
Oct 29, 2017
914
What the hell!!
And I thought Krypton and Legends of Tommorow were unnecessary and waste of DCTV material
 

Htown

Member
Oct 25, 2017
11,318
The Teen Titans Go cartoon movie was doing this as a joke, but now it's real.

DC need some help. Can somebody make sure they're okay?
 
Oct 25, 2017
16,738
LMAOO at people's head exploding over and Alfred prequel tv show. Like you don't have to watch it. It'll probably find and audience. Who is this hurting?
 

JigglesBunny

Prophet of Truth
Avenger
Oct 27, 2017
31,101
Chicago
This is almost as bad as Sony's Aunt May solo movie. Please stop with the Batman prequels, they're just not interesting.
 

Baji Boxer

Chicken Chaser
Member
Oct 27, 2017
11,379
I'm looking forward to this, but it also makes the lack of a real live action Batman show or film that much more glaring to me.
 

Cybersai

Banned
Jan 8, 2018
11,631
First Smallville, then Gotham, then Krypton and now Alfred Pennyworth.

When will the god awful prequels stop?
 

T'Challa Shakur

Attempted to circumvent ban with alt account
Banned
Oct 25, 2017
2,487
Toronto
Yeah, who goes from being an ex special forces guy to a Butler?

If he wanted to work for Wayne, he could have instead been his security guard and head of security at the mansion.

He feels immense guilt at failing to protect the parents that he vows to protect their son.

This will probably be what happens eventually. A lot of the skillset that Alfred possess doesn't make sense unless he has some type of military background.

But no one gives a good reason as to why he decided to turn into a fuckin butler.

The idea of him sticking around because he was the Waynes head of security and feels immense guilt for their deaths gives really good context.
 

Betty

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
17,604
Yeah, who goes from being an ex special forces guy to a Butler?

Casey Ryback from Under Siege went from Navy Seal to...

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