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Get ready to DEMOLISH Drumpf with The Onion's new site, ResistanceHole

Bronx-Man

Bronx-Man

Banned
Oct 25, 2017
15,351
When they go low, we go viral.

Hey, Drumpf (a.k.a. President Donald Trump), don't get too cozy in the White House, because there is a new website that wants to kill you. It's called ResistanceHole, and it's your new worst nightmare.

For too long, Mr. President, you've been destroying our country from the inside out with your LIES and your TREASONS and—most shameful of all—your RUDE TWEETS. ResistanceHole is here to take a courageous stand against you by pumping out enough shareable content to topple you and the craven liars and incompetent mouth-breathers you surround yourself with.

Mr. Drumpf (President Trump), you should be very afraid, because ResistanceHole is going to fight alongside our beloved hero and legal father, the Honorable Detective Robert Mueller, to kick your orange ass out of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue so fast you'll be making pee tapes with the KGB in hell by lunchtime. We will unite all the brave #Resistors in this country to expose your web of lies and trap you in a prison of truth. It's a little prison called "jail," Mr. President, and there's a very comfortable Sleep Number bed in there that has your name on it. When ResistanceHole is done with you, sir, the only "travel ban" will be the one keeping your gargantuan Oompa Loompa ass from getting into heaven.
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Report: Take That, Drumpf Lovers! A Research Team At MIT Has Conclusively Proved That Trump = Voldemort

Resistance Win! This Artist Was Going To Draw Trump And Putin Kissing, But Was Worried That Seemed Homophobic, So He Had Them Kiss While Thinking About Pamela Anderson

Thank you Based Comey for delivering this to us.
 
Noroi_Kisaragi

Noroi_Kisaragi

Banned
Oct 27, 2017
2,711
User Banned (Permanent): Long history of infractions, including continued misrepresentation of political theories, defending the sexualisation of minors, as well as victim blaming and downplaying sexual assault multiple times.
Is this spinoff also run by a hillary donor? Haim Saban I mean.
 
GiantEnemyGoomba

GiantEnemyGoomba

Member
Oct 25, 2017
1,293
Lol, PatriotHole was a good addition so I'm looking forward to reading whatever the hell they come up with for this.
 
Parthenios

Parthenios

The Fallen
Oct 28, 2017
13,613
It's funny because this time they're making fun of SNOWFLAKE LIBERALS

It is actually funny and we should all be able to laugh at ourselves
 

Deleted member 31817

Nov 7, 2017
30,876
Eh, doesn't seem as funny as PatriotHole or Clickhole or the OG but I'll stay tuned.
 
KNZFive

KNZFive

Member
Oct 28, 2017
2,766
ClickHole/The Onion's video parodies of liberal comedy news shows like The Daily Show and Last Week Tonight have been great too. I still love both of those shows, but I'm glad there's someone making fun of and satirizing them in a competent and thoughtful way. I'm not talking about shitty attempts at right-wing comedy like those short-lived Fox News comedy shows. Clickhole's satire about liberals is good satire since it makes me laugh, but also slightly uncomfortable since I recognize part of my own beliefs in what they're satirizing.

ResistanceHole looks amazing already. I can easily see it many of its tweets and content being spread as "real" news of how crazy anti-Trumpers are. I look forward to more "fooled by the Onion/Clickhole" moments.
 
Jessie

Jessie

Member
Oct 27, 2017
9,921
OK, this is hilarious. I hope it's not a one trick pony though. I think an Onion website mocking all armchair activists (think Reductress) would be hilarious
 
Lump

Lump

One Winged Slayer
Member
Oct 25, 2017
16,034
Alt Right twitter lacks the comprehension necessary to figure out this is satire.
 
TheFireman

TheFireman

Banned
Dec 22, 2017
3,918
Drumpf was the strongest proof that John Oliver has lost any comedic talent he once had. Like that was Pokemon Go to the Polls level of cringe.
 
Einchy

Einchy

Member
Oct 25, 2017
42,659
Lump said:
Alt Right twitter lacks the comprehension necessary to figure out this is satire.
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Not

Not

Member
Oct 25, 2017
4,596
US
We gotta laugh at ourselves. That's how we rise above. That's how we don't become psychos.

But this has to be coming from a place of not immediately suffering from Trump's policies. We need all these fucking people on our side, even the dumb ones.
 
riotous

riotous

Member
Oct 25, 2017
11,341
Seattle
That quote in the OP is as cliche as a million GAF/Resetera posts I've read.. OOMPA! ORANGE!

It just kind of makes me cringe, but I guess that's the point?
 
yogurt

yogurt

Member
Oct 25, 2017
6,847
Leading The Resistance: eBaum's World Is Offering Exclusive Access To An Unreleased 'Salad Fingers' Episode For Anyone Who Brings Them The Scalp Of A Nazi

"We can think of no better reason to release this treasure of the eBaum's World vault than as motivation for people to tear the scalp off a neo-Nazi's hate-filled skull," read the statement. "Now is not the time to remain neutral. By collecting these trophies off the heads of racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-Semite scum, eBaum's World hopes to wield this unseen Salad Fingers episode as a tool for promoting American diversity and unity."

"We won't give too much away, but let's just say some rusty spoons make a cameo appearance in this exclusive ep. So get out there, vigilantes!" the statement concluded.

Additionally, any person who collects 20 whole Nazi scalps will also receive an Anti-Fascist Hero's Package, containing one 4K restoration of a Xiao Xiao stick-figure fight, a G.I. Joe PSA dubbed over with more curses, and a Peanut Butter Jelly Time-meets-Numa Numa mashup.
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This one got me good.
 
Brian_FETO

Brian_FETO

The Million Post Man
Member
Oct 25, 2017
19,825
what if thanos was real

and orange

oh wait

that sounds a lot like

THE PRESIDENT

TRUMP
 
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